Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2012 15:49:45 GMT -5
Hamada hits Mickie with a thrust kick. She then grabs her, but Mickie fights her off. She hits Hamada with some punches, then comes off the ropes with a Thesz press. As she hammers away on Hamada, Sarita grabs her from behind and yanks her off! She delivers a neckbreaker, but Brooke breaks up the pin attempt.
Hamada and Sarita back Brooke into the corner, but when Hamada goes to whip Sarita into Brooke, Brooke moves! Sarita hits the corner hard, as Brooke clothesline's Hamada over the top rope and to the floor! She follows her and the two brawl at ringside. In the ring, Mickie slams Sarita's head off the turnbuckle, then hits the Mick Kick! She goes for the cover, but Hamada's the legal woman!
On the outside, Hamada chokes Brooke. Mickie makes the save and the two brawl as referee Brian Hebner counts them out.
Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, both teams have been counted out!
Hamada whips Mickie into the barricade, but when she charges, Mickie gets her foot up! Hamada is knocked back, then Mickie grabs a chair and cracks her over the head! Hamada hits the floor! Hebner gets the chair away from Mickie, as Sarita tends to her partner at ringside.
Tenay: Mickie James letting her violent side show tonight, Don!
West: It's rare that we see Hamada in a bad way, but that chair shot certainly did it's job!
Tenay: We have more tag team action when we return, but first, we have comments from the TNA World Tag Team Champions.
So tonight we got Hercules Hernandez and Anarchihuahua. I swear we've done this before.
You've beaten every other team there is, jack. Now you've got to keep beating them again.
Is being champ s'posed to be so boring, Hulk?
It can get a little dull, beating every opponent that comes your way.
C'mon, brother, you gotta have somethin' for us better than that!
How long was I champion? I'm just telling you how it is, dude. You're gonna beat everybody, and then you're gonna go right back and do it again. It's just gonna go faster fighting tag teams, because there aren't as many of them. There's, what, five teams on the roster besides you two?
Speaking of which, where's Mercer?
Well, if this goes the way it usually does, he's gonna kick the door down in a huff any second now.
The door opens a crack and Mercer peeks in.
OK, good, you guys are here.
Mercer closes the door, tears it right off the hinges.
WHAT THE HELL?! THOSE TWO MEXICAN JABRONIS AGAIN?!!! CAN'T THEY FIND US BETTER COMPETITION?!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
...actually, I don't even know if we have fought 'em. I know I beat down Anarquayquay by myself, but I don't know if we've even fought these Tex-Mex bastards.
We'd have to check the results of the last few months.
.....f*** it, we're gonna beat 'em tonight whatever happens, let's just go with we already beat 'em once.
Much simpler that way.
So, Jarrett got his ass kicked and apparently Russo's running things now.
Why hasn't anything changed yet?
.........WHEN THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?
...Like a week ago? Or something? I dunno, I'm just the one that screams a lot.
And you didn't know about this one either, Hulk?
I try to ignore that Vince Russo even works here, brothers. I've got half a mind to walk out if he's in charge.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, nuh-uh, no way, can't do that until one of us is World Champ!
Besides, if we don't like the way Russo does business, we could always just go beat his ass.
Speaking of which, weren't we basically gonna threaten to kick Jarrett's ass if he didn't start treating us better?
...What happened with that?
Let's go with "we scared him away" and be happy with that. He did quit, right?
I, uh...I don't know, Phil.
Then we're goin' with "we scared him off" and celebratin' it!
Works for me. Wouldn't be the first time I screwed over Jeff Jarrett.
WE DROVE OFF JEFF JARRETT!!!
WE SENT HIM BACK TO MUSIC CITY WITH HIS LITTLE FLASHING HAT AND JACKET IN TOW!!!
He's still here, you know. He's just not in charge anymore.
Well, that kinda ruins the celebration.
.................SCREW IT, WE'RE CELEBRATIN' ANYWAY!!!
WE SENT HIS PUNK ASS PACKIN', AND AIN'T NOBODY GONNA STOP US TAKIN' OVER NOW!!!!!!!!!!
...What about Russo's boys? They think they've taken over.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Sting and D'Angelo Dinero.
....huh. How'd that even happen?
Have you even been here for the last six months?
I tend to not pay attention to things that aren't me. Heck, half the time the only reason I remember who Tommy is is because of the tag titles.
Mercer shoots Shatter a look that could kill. No joke, Shatter's this close to death right now.
I'm joking!
But seriously, things that don't concern the two of us, I try and ignore.
...'cept for Eric Young. 'Cuz seriously, f*** that guy.
Eric who? Is he the Puerto Rican guy?
I thought you were the Puerto Rican guy.
...come to think of it, what the hell are you, man?
I'm not telling. It's more fun for me that way.
Well, you ain't a fake Mexican, I know that much. So let's go find the fake Mexicans we know are here tonight and kick 'em back over the border.
HA! Told ya I could take it all nonsensical then bring things full-circle back to the point!
...that was a bit of a stretch at the end, but fine, you win.
*Hulk hands Top Gun a twenty dollar bill.*
Victory is sweet. Let's go make it two in one night, eh?
*ahem*
FOR VICTORY!!!
FOR AMERICA!!!
AND FOR...
FOR...
For...
Phil, help me out here?
I, uh....hm. Ya know, I dunno, man. For beatin' down ghetto LAX, I guess.
Sure, why not? OK...
*ahem*
FOR ALL THOSE THINGS!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hamada and Sarita back Brooke into the corner, but when Hamada goes to whip Sarita into Brooke, Brooke moves! Sarita hits the corner hard, as Brooke clothesline's Hamada over the top rope and to the floor! She follows her and the two brawl at ringside. In the ring, Mickie slams Sarita's head off the turnbuckle, then hits the Mick Kick! She goes for the cover, but Hamada's the legal woman!
On the outside, Hamada chokes Brooke. Mickie makes the save and the two brawl as referee Brian Hebner counts them out.
Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, both teams have been counted out!
Hamada whips Mickie into the barricade, but when she charges, Mickie gets her foot up! Hamada is knocked back, then Mickie grabs a chair and cracks her over the head! Hamada hits the floor! Hebner gets the chair away from Mickie, as Sarita tends to her partner at ringside.
Tenay: Mickie James letting her violent side show tonight, Don!
West: It's rare that we see Hamada in a bad way, but that chair shot certainly did it's job!
Tenay: We have more tag team action when we return, but first, we have comments from the TNA World Tag Team Champions.
So tonight we got Hercules Hernandez and Anarchihuahua. I swear we've done this before.
You've beaten every other team there is, jack. Now you've got to keep beating them again.
Is being champ s'posed to be so boring, Hulk?
It can get a little dull, beating every opponent that comes your way.
C'mon, brother, you gotta have somethin' for us better than that!
How long was I champion? I'm just telling you how it is, dude. You're gonna beat everybody, and then you're gonna go right back and do it again. It's just gonna go faster fighting tag teams, because there aren't as many of them. There's, what, five teams on the roster besides you two?
Speaking of which, where's Mercer?
Well, if this goes the way it usually does, he's gonna kick the door down in a huff any second now.
The door opens a crack and Mercer peeks in.
OK, good, you guys are here.
Mercer closes the door, tears it right off the hinges.
WHAT THE HELL?! THOSE TWO MEXICAN JABRONIS AGAIN?!!! CAN'T THEY FIND US BETTER COMPETITION?!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
...actually, I don't even know if we have fought 'em. I know I beat down Anarquayquay by myself, but I don't know if we've even fought these Tex-Mex bastards.
We'd have to check the results of the last few months.
.....f*** it, we're gonna beat 'em tonight whatever happens, let's just go with we already beat 'em once.
Much simpler that way.
So, Jarrett got his ass kicked and apparently Russo's running things now.
Why hasn't anything changed yet?
.........WHEN THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN?!?!?!?
...Like a week ago? Or something? I dunno, I'm just the one that screams a lot.
And you didn't know about this one either, Hulk?
I try to ignore that Vince Russo even works here, brothers. I've got half a mind to walk out if he's in charge.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, nuh-uh, no way, can't do that until one of us is World Champ!
Besides, if we don't like the way Russo does business, we could always just go beat his ass.
Speaking of which, weren't we basically gonna threaten to kick Jarrett's ass if he didn't start treating us better?
...What happened with that?
Let's go with "we scared him away" and be happy with that. He did quit, right?
I, uh...I don't know, Phil.
Then we're goin' with "we scared him off" and celebratin' it!
Works for me. Wouldn't be the first time I screwed over Jeff Jarrett.
WE DROVE OFF JEFF JARRETT!!!
WE SENT HIM BACK TO MUSIC CITY WITH HIS LITTLE FLASHING HAT AND JACKET IN TOW!!!
He's still here, you know. He's just not in charge anymore.
Well, that kinda ruins the celebration.
.................SCREW IT, WE'RE CELEBRATIN' ANYWAY!!!
WE SENT HIS PUNK ASS PACKIN', AND AIN'T NOBODY GONNA STOP US TAKIN' OVER NOW!!!!!!!!!!
...What about Russo's boys? They think they've taken over.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Sting and D'Angelo Dinero.
....huh. How'd that even happen?
Have you even been here for the last six months?
I tend to not pay attention to things that aren't me. Heck, half the time the only reason I remember who Tommy is is because of the tag titles.
Mercer shoots Shatter a look that could kill. No joke, Shatter's this close to death right now.
I'm joking!
But seriously, things that don't concern the two of us, I try and ignore.
...'cept for Eric Young. 'Cuz seriously, f*** that guy.
Eric who? Is he the Puerto Rican guy?
I thought you were the Puerto Rican guy.
...come to think of it, what the hell are you, man?
I'm not telling. It's more fun for me that way.
Well, you ain't a fake Mexican, I know that much. So let's go find the fake Mexicans we know are here tonight and kick 'em back over the border.
HA! Told ya I could take it all nonsensical then bring things full-circle back to the point!
...that was a bit of a stretch at the end, but fine, you win.
*Hulk hands Top Gun a twenty dollar bill.*
Victory is sweet. Let's go make it two in one night, eh?
*ahem*
FOR VICTORY!!!
FOR AMERICA!!!
AND FOR...
FOR...
For...
Phil, help me out here?
I, uh....hm. Ya know, I dunno, man. For beatin' down ghetto LAX, I guess.
Sure, why not? OK...
*ahem*
FOR ALL THOSE THINGS!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!