Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 1, 2012 17:21:24 GMT -5
Uh....Is Hardy on drugs again?
Cuz he slept through the match.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:22:17 GMT -5
D'Angelo Dinero and Miss Valerie approach Vince Russo backstage.
Excuse me, Mr Russo? D'Angelo has something he has to say to you.
Alright, Brother Russo. I want to apologise for last week. I said some things that maybe were a bit out of line. But understand, when I signed up for this I had to put my own ego, my own abitions aside. I don't think it's too much to ask to have others do the same. You understand me? I mean I didn't question why it was Sting who you wanted to give the title to and not me. I questioned why you wanted to do take the title from Chris in the first place.
First of all, I accept your apology, Brother Dinero. Last week was a hard week for all of us.
But as far as Brother Chris goes, I make no apologies. He knows why he's here. Everyone knows their role. Brother Roode is the enforcer. You, my brother, are the heart, while Sister Valerie is the soul.
Brother Sting is the chosen one. And Brother Chris...
He's the brawn behind the brains.
Alright, alright. I guess so. But there's one more thing. I think we might be kind of limiting ourselves by putting all our focus on the world title.
Is that what you think, brother? Do you have a suggestion of how to correct this?
Well that's real simple. If I beat Steiner tonigjht you add me to the Legends title match at Sacrifice.
So you want me to make tonight's match a number contenders expansion match?
Well I've never heard it put like that before but yeah.
I think that can be arranged. Good luck out their, Brother Dinero.
Well thank you very much Brother Vince. I promise that I won't let you down.
Oh I know you won't. I'll make sure of that.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:23:14 GMT -5
Uh....Is Hardy on drugs again? Cuz he slept through the match. Jeff's not, but the guy editing Impact might be...
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:23:51 GMT -5
*facepalm*
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 1, 2012 17:25:14 GMT -5
Nah, we should go with the first one.
Have Hardy make predictions for things that already happened every week.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:25:16 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.
Borash: Introducing first, being accompanied by Miss Valerie, from Harlem, New York, weighing in at two hundred and twenty pounds, D'Angelo Dinero!
Borash: And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred and seventy six pounds, Scott Steiner!
Tenay: In an act that hardly seems fair, Vince Russo just gave Dinero a chance to get into the Legends Championship match at Sacrifice. West: What's not fair about it, Mike? If he can beat the number one contender, why shouldn't he get a title shot?
D'Angelo Dinero vs. Scott Steiner Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 1, 2012 17:27:03 GMT -5
Hmm, I could try to keep the Sacrifice match from being a triple threat, but Dinero did promo.
... Dinero with a DDT.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 1, 2012 17:32:16 GMT -5
Honestly, I'm not bothered either way. I wanted something for Dinero to do. Nah, we should go with the first one. Have Hardy make predictions for things that already happened every week. At least then he'll have a 100% sucess rate.
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 1, 2012 17:35:49 GMT -5
Nah, we should go with the first one. Have Hardy make predictions for things that already happened every week. At least then he'll have a 100% sucess rate. It's a drugged out Jeff Hardy... he'd probably still only have a 50% success rate.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:40:39 GMT -5
Steiner hits the belly to belly suplex, cover...
One!
Two!
Kickout! Steiner pulls Dinero up and goes for a German suplex, but Dinero elbows his way out of it. He comes off the ropes and takes Steiner down with a crossbody! Cover...
One!
Two!
Kickout! Dinero pulls Steiner up, but Scott clothesline's him! He pulls him up and shoots him into the corner, but Dinero reverses it! He then nails Steiner with the Pope Mobile! Cover...
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: Here is your winner, D'Angelo Dinero!
West: He did it! Dinero's got a title shot at Sacrifice! Tenay: That he does and he performs like he did tonight, we could very well have a new champion...
We head backstage where paramedics are rushing with a stretcher down a hallway, as the cameraman and Christy follows.
After they make a turn with the stretcher, Eric Young's voice can be heard.
HELP! CAN WE GET SOME HELP OVER HERE!
The group of people finally reach the parking lot, and the sight isn't pretty.
Young is busted open with scratches on his face, but is more worried about Bischoff who he is kneeling besides.
Bischoff has a lot more blood loss and there is a pool of it underneath his head.
Young! What happened?
WE NEED HELP! GET BISCHOFF SOME GODDAMN HELP, CHRISTY!
The paramedics push EY out of the way, and quickly get to work on strapping Bischoff to the stretcher.
We're getting help. We're getting help. Now what happened?
We were supposed to meet Rosita... that was it. But she didn't come alone. She had a steel pipe and a man with her.
What did he look like?
He also had a Suicide outfit. They never said a word. They didn't talk, they just attacked. The guy and I brawled, and the next thing I know, they run off. Then I see Bischoff lying on the pavement. Those bastards! THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS!
An ambulance finally arrives, just as the paramedics are done setting up Bischoff. They enter Bischoff into the ambulance.
I need stitches... and more importantly, I need to be with him. (pointing at Bischoff) I gotta go, Christy.
EY climbs into the ambulance, and closes the door. The ambulance takes off.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:43:07 GMT -5
The Beautiful People are in the ring
HaHaHaHaHa....
From last week to now I have loved the comments most of you have had. Most of you, whats the term again....marked out for us.
But.
But I cant take all the credit. Sure, Velvet here came out with me, but Madison here helped us all....so....Care to take the mic?
Apparently, this is the first time I've addressed you all in some time. I say apparently, because I don't really remember too much that's happened in the last year. But from what Angelina and Velvet have told me, every bad thing that's happened to me is because of one woman. Mickie James.
Mickie, Angelina and Velvet have told me all about you. About all the horrible things that you've done. All the horrible things you did to me. They told me that you're a monster. And that since you showed up, the Knockouts division has gone to hell. They told me how you turned me against them. How you made me fight my friends. And how you made me forget all of it.
How dare you?! Everything was great until you showed up! And everything will be great again. Because The Beautiful People are going to make you regret the day you signed a TNA contract.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 17:46:21 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit.
Borash: Introducing first, from Manila, Philippines, weighing in at one hundred and seventy pounds, Zema Ion!
Borash: And from the United Kingdom, weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, Brutus Magnus!
Tenay: It's been a while since we've seen Brutus Magnus, Don. West: It has been a long time, but I can guarantee you Magnus has been training hard during his down time. He looks phenomenal and I like his chances here against Zema Ion.
Zema Ion vs. Brutus Magnus Three votes, ten minute time limit
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on May 1, 2012 17:52:44 GMT -5
The Beautiful People are in the ring HaHaHaHaHa....
From last week to now I have loved the comments most of you have had. Most of you, whats the term again....marked out for us.
But.
But I cant take all the credit. Sure, Velvet here came out with me, but Madison here helped us all....so....Care to take the mic?Apparently, this is the first time I've addressed you all in some time. I say apparently, because I don't really remember too much that's happened in the last year. But from what Angelina and Velvet have told me, every bad thing that's happened to me is because of one woman. Mickie James.
Mickie, Angelina and Velvet have told me all about you. About all the horrible things that you've done. All the horrible things you did to me. They told me that you're a monster. And that since you showed up, the Knockouts division has gone to hell. They told me how you turned me against them. How you made me fight my friends. And how you made me forget all of it.
How dare you?! Everything was great until you showed up! And everything will be great again. Because The Beautiful People are going to make you regret the day you signed a TNA contract.Ah okay, now I see... So confirmation, Angelina, Velvet and Madison are a stable yes?
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 1, 2012 17:56:53 GMT -5
Magnus with the alarm clock.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 18:01:58 GMT -5
Magnus picks up Ion and hits the Tormentum! Cover...\
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: Here is your winner, Brutus Magnus!
West: Up next, our main event! Tenay: To the rafters, with comments from Sting...
Sting is in the rafters.
AJ Styles, tonight we meet one on one. When we met several months ago, I was the one who got his hand raised. But at Lockdown, you pinned me. I won't deny it or try to cover it up. But the fact remains, in singles competition, you could not defeat me.
Tonight, I will come out the victor. Then at Sacrifice, Abyss and myself shall work together to eliminate you and Mr. Anderson. And once we have done that, I will reclaim the TNA Championship that should have been back in my hands a month ago.
The Revelation has not given up on it's mission to save TNA. Not by a long shot. The cleansing has only just begun. AJ, tonight...
It's showtime!
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 18:04:04 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a fifteen minute time limit and it is your TNA Impact main event!
Borash: Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing in at two hundred and fifty pounds, Sting!
Borash: And his opponent, from Gainesville, Georgia, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, AJ Styles!
Tenay: At Sacrifice, both men have the opportunity to regain the vacant TNA World Heavyweight Championship. West: Yeah, but it's only a twenty five percent chance either way, Mike. Tenay: But you can never count either of these men out. We have two TNA legends going at it, one on one. West: It's our TNA Impact main event and it is happening right now!
Sting vs. AJ Styles Four votes, fifteen minute time limit
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Post by TOO SWEET on May 1, 2012 18:05:11 GMT -5
Styles with a PELE!!!!!!
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 1, 2012 18:17:01 GMT -5
From what I've been reading....
Is Anderson the only face in the title match now?
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 18:26:46 GMT -5
Sting kicks AJ in the corner, then backs up. He goes for the Stinger Splash, but AJ moves! Rollup...
One!
Two!
Kickout! Both men back up, Sting steps forward, but gets nailed with the PELE!!! Cover!
One!
Two!
Kickout! AJ pulls Sting up and goes for the Styles Clash, but Sting counters with a back body drop! As AJ gets to his feet, Sting kicks him in the midsection, then pulls his head back...
Scorpion Deat- Counter! AJ counters it into a DDT! He then goes to the top rope, Spiral Tap! Cover!
One!
Two!
Three!
Borash: Here is your winner, AJ Styles!
Tenay: AJ just pinned Sting!
Mr. Anderson is seen backstage, watching on a monitor and smiling.
West: This is the second time in less than a month, Mike!
Abyss watches from elsewhere, but it's impossible to read his expression.
Tenay: AJ may very well have Sting's number, but that still leaves Anderson and Abyss. West: At Sacrifice, we will find out who the true TNA World Champion is! Tenay: This has been Mike Tenay and Don West. Until Sunday, goodnight!
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2012 18:28:59 GMT -5
Thank you to Documentarian, Spartan, M, Nirvana, Cageking, Hayden and Jonathan for their promos or votes.
Sunday, another Impact match will be announced. In addition, Brian Kendrick is scheduled to return to the Impact Zone for the first time since Lockdown. Any other requests?
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