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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Apr 19, 2012 3:00:44 GMT -5
*Martin Adams is seen standing next to a large Japanese Man in a brand new Blue Italian Suit.*
I would just like to introduce to you to the future of this company. See while working , I found a young man from Japan who had already reached the pinnacle sumo of wrestling and wanted to focus on his other dream , becoming a great American Entertainment star.. So here he is performing his very own rap , Mr.Potato. Break it down for me , My Japanese , Homie.
You say potato , They say Pat-ato , I say Lariat-OOOOOOOOOOOOO! When I step to the ring , I get insane , people haven't seen so many sandbags since the last hurricane. I trained in Japan and you're nothing but a bozo! when I get in the ring I'll kick you like Maeda did Chosu!
Google it , Son!
My style will make the record stop , it's like Al Snow tripping , NOTHIN BUT HEAD DROPS.
Uh Huh , My rapping skills might be as bad as Macho Man! but when I Lariat people , IT'S JUST LIKE HANSEN.
My Opponents? I don't hate 'em but I Hit jobbers harder then JACK TATUM.
Bite into your flesh like a Cannibal , CLOTHESLINE STIFF JUST LIKE ANIMAL.
JACK ROGERS NEEDS TO BRUSH HIS TEETH , HIS BREATH SMELLS LIKE FARTS. KICK 'EM SO HARD , HE'LL THINK HE WAS IN BATTLEARTS.
FOR SURE SON YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ME , BECAUSE I'LL HIT YOU LIKE GOD AND THEN TOTALLY SMITE THEE!
IF YOU SAY YOU'RE BETTER THEN ME THEN YOU'RE A LIAR , BREAK YOU LIKE A TWIG WITH A BACK DROP DRIVER .
I'M GOING TO WRECK THE PEOPLE IN THIS COMPANY LIKE A FOREIGN INVADER , STIFF YOU HARDER THEN OLD SCHOOL VADER.
CHOP CHOP CHOP! WATCHING YOU PUNK DROP! KNEE YOU IN THE CHEST TO MAKE YOUR HEART STOP.
*Mr.Potato drops down and performs a Spin-A-Roonie.*
OH POTATO , DON'T HURT 'EM. .
Word to your mother.
*Mr.Potato Drops the MIC.*
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 19, 2012 3:05:55 GMT -5
OOC: Brilliant!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 19, 2012 6:05:27 GMT -5
How was that car flip I gave you??? How was Gookermania, son? Wow, you hit me and an innocent women with a car, like a coward. We've wrestled twice, and both times, you barely got an offensive move in. An innocent woman??? Ha!!!! We are vastly different people than we were months ago.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 19, 2012 10:14:32 GMT -5
How was Gookermania, son? Wow, you hit me and an innocent women with a car, like a coward. We've wrestled twice, and both times, you barely got an offensive move in. An innocent woman??? Ha!!!! We are vastly different people than we were months ago. I have always been against the abuse of women.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 19, 2012 11:07:23 GMT -5
An innocent woman??? Ha!!!! We are vastly different people than we were months ago. I have always been against the abuse of women. Still, we are different people.
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Post by Square on Apr 19, 2012 13:37:31 GMT -5
Square, u mad, bro? Mad that you waited all this time to get back at the Wrestling Messiah, and just like every other wrestler, it turned out, I was smarter?
You're still a bitch. If you were smart you would just accept the match and get the ass whipping that you deserve, but instead you are forcing my hand. I promise that at Niteraw I will MAKE YOU accept. I WILL GET MY VENGEANCE. You started all of this, her blood will be on your hands.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Apr 19, 2012 13:55:05 GMT -5
f***in' lost my belt. It's alright. It's okay. I have a free title reign in the bank anyways. I can't f***ing focus. I need to rest up, heal, and figure out who the f*** lost me my belt. God damnit. I f***ing hate that son of a bitch. Isn't...did you start quoting a cheer before moving on to your excuse as to why you lost? You do know that given your connections I'm surprised you didn't try and bribe BRB or The Sam with some rice pudding so you didn't have to face me. Given what happened with my tv title I was almost expecting it. But I suppose given that you shook my hand in the middle of the ring I can give you a little bit of benefit of doubt that even you would stoop that low Viva. You gave me a good match for what you could do Viva, but the compliments end there. This Freakin' Awesome title is around the waist of someone who is seeing the chaos unfold firsthand and isn't going to take it anymore.
Speaking of which it would figure that someone like The Sam would put you back in the match for Wheel of Misfortune. You announcer types have to stick together right? I mean, after you go and have the original, more talented ones fired so you can have their jobs. *shudders* I think I just felt hell freeze over when I admit I would rather have Jesse King then The Sam at that table.
Look, I'm sure you don't want to be given any favours by the likes of some sleazy, greasy platypus like The Sam but, well, it looks like you weren't given a choice. But I'm sure you have bigger problems then becoming The Sam's personal b!$%&. Like the fact that someone is out there gunning for you. Let me put it like this. I don't need help, want help or have asked for help when it comes to you. This title...this title is like a first love. And while it may have gone through some changes since I last held the Championship of Honor it is back around my waist and I have no intentions of letting it go. Not for you, not for The General of The Monkey Army or anyone else. And speaking of which...So me and Conner huh? Don't get to attached to that belt Conner. Because the Greatest Hardcore Champion of All Time*.*Registered Trademark of the FAWA and Monkey Inc.* Is going to take it from you. Oh, don't think I've forgotten about you dear General of the poo flinging army. I've no doubt that if there is one person that is not going to shake my hand come Wheel of Misfortune it's going to be you. I've been studying the tapes General. Watching, learning...it will all come to a head. But don't think I'm ignoring you. You are just as dangerous as Viva, maybe even more so if circumstances are what I anticipate and we're outside the ring. But it's going to take you wielding a bunch of toys to get me down for a three count. This is going to be the night where the FAWA is going to stand up and take notice and get behind what I stand for. We're taking back this company, one match at a time. And I will not back down from hardcore legends, former champions or management who decides they want to try and start something by bringing my family into it.
Consider this your one notice Sam. The next time being stuck in a platypus suit will be the least of your worries.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 19, 2012 14:05:39 GMT -5
Square, u mad, bro? Mad that you waited all this time to get back at the Wrestling Messiah, and just like every other wrestler, it turned out, I was smarter?
You're still a bitch. If you were smart you would just accept the match and get the ass whipping that you deserve, but instead you are forcing my hand. I promise that at Niteraw I will MAKE YOU accept. I WILL GET MY VENGEANCE. You started all of this, her blood will be on your hands. I started it? By just being better than you? You are a choke artist. That's not my fault, talk to your parents or something.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 19, 2012 15:02:41 GMT -5
I held the hardcore title twice and my second rub with it was the longest all of all of the other people that held it. I also created the monkey boot camp match and the five minute hardcore challenge. I've been around here longer than you. Way longer than you.*Lights his cigar* I think you need to learn a lesson about respect. Well for one , You were only champion while I wasn't here and secondly , while I would love to wrestle you. I have prior arrangement's in Hollywood. You know , After all I am the man who brought Legitimacy to wrestlers acting with my Emmy Award Nominated guest role on How I Met Your Underwater Sea Porpoise. Plus , I'm far to talented and attractive *Wink Wink* To stoop so low as to wrestle in a hardcore match. Aren't those just for fat drunks down in Virginia and Philadelphia? Someone from Hollywood, eh? I must say, he sounds an awful lot like myself, but I'm sure it's more coincidence than anything.
However, what do guest roles on television have to do with wrestling? I doubt acting with a porpoise is the same as taking on a wrestler, but hey, I'm just the new guy.
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Post by General Adam on Apr 19, 2012 20:58:04 GMT -5
f***in' lost my belt. It's alright. It's okay. I have a free title reign in the bank anyways. I can't f***ing focus. I need to rest up, heal, and figure out who the f*** lost me my belt. God damnit. I f***ing hate that son of a bitch. Isn't...did you start quoting a cheer before moving on to your excuse as to why you lost? You do know that given your connections I'm surprised you didn't try and bribe BRB or The Sam with some rice pudding so you didn't have to face me. Given what happened with my tv title I was almost expecting it. But I suppose given that you shook my hand in the middle of the ring I can give you a little bit of benefit of doubt that even you would stoop that low Viva. You gave me a good match for what you could do Viva, but the compliments end there. This Freakin' Awesome title is around the waist of someone who is seeing the chaos unfold firsthand and isn't going to take it anymore.
Speaking of which it would figure that someone like The Sam would put you back in the match for Wheel of Misfortune. You announcer types have to stick together right? I mean, after you go and have the original, more talented ones fired so you can have their jobs. *shudders* I think I just felt hell freeze over when I admit I would rather have Jesse King then The Sam at that table.
Look, I'm sure you don't want to be given any favours by the likes of some sleazy, greasy platypus like The Sam but, well, it looks like you weren't given a choice. But I'm sure you have bigger problems then becoming The Sam's personal b!$%&. Like the fact that someone is out there gunning for you. Let me put it like this. I don't need help, want help or have asked for help when it comes to you. This title...this title is like a first love. And while it may have gone through some changes since I last held the Championship of Honor it is back around my waist and I have no intentions of letting it go. Not for you, not for The General of The Monkey Army or anyone else. And speaking of which...So me and Conner huh? Don't get to attached to that belt Conner. Because the Greatest Hardcore Champion of All Time*.*Registered Trademark of the FAWA and Monkey Inc.* Is going to take it from you. Oh, don't think I've forgotten about you dear General of the poo flinging army. I've no doubt that if there is one person that is not going to shake my hand come Wheel of Misfortune it's going to be you. I've been studying the tapes General. Watching, learning...it will all come to a head. But don't think I'm ignoring you. You are just as dangerous as Viva, maybe even more so if circumstances are what I anticipate and we're outside the ring. But it's going to take you wielding a bunch of toys to get me down for a three count. This is going to be the night where the FAWA is going to stand up and take notice and get behind what I stand for. We're taking back this company, one match at a time. And I will not back down from hardcore legends, former champions or management who decides they want to try and start something by bringing my family into it.
Consider this your one notice Sam. The next time being stuck in a platypus suit will be the least of your worries. I wash my hands......most of the time.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Apr 19, 2012 21:18:07 GMT -5
I wash my hands......most of the time. *Blinks, then shakes his head* You heard it here folks. If for someone reason I don't take him down, I'm sure the plague will.
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Post by General Adam on Apr 19, 2012 22:13:52 GMT -5
I wash my hands......most of the time. *Blinks, then shakes his head* You heard it here folks. If for someone reason I don't take him down, I'm sure the plague will. I can't get sick. When I was held captive by the platypus army they did test on me. Sure I can't get sick, but everytime I fart it sounds like a old car backfiring. It hurts too.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Apr 19, 2012 22:25:29 GMT -5
*Blinks, then shakes his head* You heard it here folks. If for someone reason I don't take him down, I'm sure the plague will. I can't get sick. When I was held captive by the platypus army they did test on me. Sure I can't get sick, but everytime I fart it sounds like a old car backfiring. It hurts too.*Just eyes The General, slowly starts to shake his head then hands him a phone book*
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Apr 20, 2012 0:50:33 GMT -5
Well for one , You were only champion while I wasn't here and secondly , while I would love to wrestle you. I have prior arrangement's in Hollywood. You know , After all I am the man who brought Legitimacy to wrestlers acting with my Emmy Award Nominated guest role on How I Met Your Underwater Sea Porpoise. Plus , I'm far to talented and attractive *Wink Wink* To stoop so low as to wrestle in a hardcore match. Aren't those just for fat drunks down in Virginia and Philadelphia? Someone from Hollywood, eh? I must say, he sounds an awful lot like myself, but I'm sure it's more coincidence than anything.
However, what do guest roles on television have to do with wrestling? I doubt acting with a porpoise is the same as taking on a wrestler, but hey, I'm just the new guy. What does it do? It helps me become the best damn manager in the world. Which is why I've signed the Japanese Mastodon Himself , that's trademarked by the way , to a three year contract for my services. Look at this magnificent Monster , Well over two hundred and fifty pounds of pure hate and rage!Oh and He's Japanese. Yeah he's a Japanese wrestler , Do you know what kind of stuff they do over there? Look at this. POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!! Look at , 'Em. He loves it. He's nice and friendly to his fans , but one time I saw him punt a twenty year girl in the head for taking the last chicken wing at a buffet.Future Japanese Legend! You will respect my mad rhymes and Wrestling crimes or I WILL BREAK YOU!!
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Post by Bull Ant on Apr 20, 2012 10:06:51 GMT -5
*Bull Ant is lifting weights and at the same time talking with Ghost Ant*
So this guy called The Van doesn't lik......
*Ghost interrupts* The Sam
What?
The Sam thats his name, not The Van.
ok, so this guy called THE SAM doesn't like cause your an Ant?
yep, also I heard him say "Just don’t come with more ants."
*Bull Ant chuckles*
Wait till he gets a load of me.
*drops weights to take a break, both fall on his left foot*
OW!! SON OF THE QUEEN!!! THATS BULL SPIT!!
*Bull hops around the room on one foot pissed, while ghost sits there trying to hold in the laughter*
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 20, 2012 15:07:57 GMT -5
They pulled me away from my pursuit to address Whitey Fats, quite frankly I'm more worried about the Shambler than you. But then again there's something that has your attention too am I correct, someone named after a certain 4 sided polygon. Sure you keep ignoring him but inside you can't help but be focused on him ignoring the monster ahead of you and that is your undoing NOW, if you will excuse me *talking into a walky talky* Honey, where is the Scrambler.
In the f***ing vents
SON OF A BITCH TRY TO KEEP IT IN THE VENTS I WILL BE RIGHT THERE
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 20, 2012 15:12:13 GMT -5
They pulled me away from my pursuit to address Whitey Fats, quite frankly I'm more worried about the Shambler than you. But then again there's something that has your attention too am I correct, someone named after a certain 4 sided polygon. Sure you keep ignoring him but inside you can't help but be focused on him ignoring the monster ahead of you and that is your undoing NOW, if you will excuse me *talking into a walky talky* Honey, where is the Scrambler.In the f***ing ventsSON OF A BITCH TRY TO KEEP IT IN THE VENTS I WILL BE RIGHT THERE You might want to worry less about your little supernatural issue of sorts and more planning how you're going to deal with your cranky puppet buddy after I defeat him next week.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 20, 2012 15:39:27 GMT -5
They pulled me away from my pursuit to address Whitey Fats, quite frankly I'm more worried about the Shambler than you. But then again there's something that has your attention too am I correct, someone named after a certain 4 sided polygon. Sure you keep ignoring him but inside you can't help but be focused on him ignoring the monster ahead of you and that is your undoing NOW, if you will excuse me *talking into a walky talky* Honey, where is the Scrambler.In the f***ing ventsSON OF A BITCH TRY TO KEEP IT IN THE VENTS I WILL BE RIGHT THERE You might want to worry less about your little supernatural issue of sorts and more planning how you're going to deal with your cranky puppet buddy after I defeat him next week. COVENTRY, IM NOT A F***ING PUPPET, I SHOULD RIP YOU IN HALF AND DRINK YOU SPINAL FLUIDS FOR SAYING THAT. BUT IM FEELING...LESS CRAZY THIS WEEK, SO MAYBE I'LL JUST TEAR YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT YOUR EYES AND WASH THEM DOWN WITH YOUR BLOOD. WHERE DID THAT F***ING MONSTER GO, F***ER SCRATCHED ME
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 20, 2012 15:48:54 GMT -5
You might want to worry less about your little supernatural issue of sorts and more planning how you're going to deal with your cranky puppet buddy after I defeat him next week. COVENTRY, IM NOT A F***ING PUPPET, I SHOULD RIP YOU IN HALF AND DRINK YOU SPINAL FLUIDS FOR SAYING THAT. BUT IM FEELING...LESS CRAZY THIS WEEK, SO MAYBE I'LL JUST TEAR YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT YOUR EYES AND WASH THEM DOWN WITH YOUR BLOOD. WHERE DID THAT F***ING MONSTER GO, F***ER SCRATCHED ME Ooh, temper, temper, temper. You know, there are therapies for your anger management issues that are better than those that your ghost hunter buddy can provide. Granted, you'll need them more after the Psychologica that I have ready for you next week, but I have heard that they work. As far as I know, I'm the only one that they failed to help, but I think that personally is a good thing.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 20, 2012 15:55:34 GMT -5
They pulled me away from my pursuit to address Whitey Fats, quite frankly I'm more worried about the Shambler than you. But then again there's something that has your attention too am I correct, someone named after a certain 4 sided polygon. Sure you keep ignoring him but inside you can't help but be focused on him ignoring the monster ahead of you and that is your undoing NOW, if you will excuse me *talking into a walky talky* Honey, where is the Scrambler.In the f***ing ventsSON OF A BITCH TRY TO KEEP IT IN THE VENTS I WILL BE RIGHT THERE I just beat you a few weeks ago. I'll beat you again, because all I do is win.
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