Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 8, 2012 23:49:15 GMT -5
I.....see...
So EVIL is simply mindless slaughter? Or serving some ancient one?
I used to think like that.......but then I evolved Jeremy. Gutting those poor saps like so much mackerel is indeed an evil act, no doubt....but it's a FINITE one. The act is over as soon as the poor bastard exsanguinates. No I believe in rippling evil......with the least amount of effort on my part. Little things like.....Painting curbs red, or Talking on my phone at the theater.....something that seems innocuous, but INSPIRES evil in others. I don't have to DO anything evil...they do it themselves! All I do is all i've ever done.....I plant the seed, nurture it, and what I've sown sprouts.
Jeremy, you talk of serving your dark master and disemboweling people.....but your evil is self-limiting....and worst of all, tiresome. Think outside the killbox, there are millions of ways to kill people by degrees rather than one masterstroke! I dare say my .....what was it you called it...."meanness" has hastened the demise of hundreds.....who's further foul actions have spread the evil beyond my reach. My single act of "deviousness" could corrupt the world.
When all you've done is spare the poor souls you've mutilated from taking part....You're practically a saint for protecting them from me. talking on a phone in a theater, painting curbs red OH NO SOMEONE CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD! you see, while being rebellious is ambitious it has all the effectiveness of a Internet troll, no no no no no noooooo if you want to set the seeds of evil you have to be insidious, bestow fear, you see BA theres a reason why the people in the back avoid me because they fear the flash of my blade they fear that if they encounter me they will never see the light of day again, some haven't. Trolling? Moi? I guess my brand of bastardry isn't EXTREME enough to warrant your respect.....which is odd because I don't exactly recall asking for it. You see Jeremy, I can see why you're doing all this ostentaious boogeyman sor of evil.....deep down you're insecure. You want desperately to believe that these dark gods you serve....they're the RIGHT path. That Shoggoth and Nyarlothep and all those other squiddy buggaboos aren't just what happens when the dosage on your meds needs to be adjusted.
You desperately WANT an excuse to be evil.....some nameless, faceless demon from the bowels of the R'yaleh to pat you on the head and tell you you've done well. As a great Semi-Artificial Intelligence once said, "It would be funny.....if it weren't so sad."
You need to embrace th simple joy of being evil for evil's sake....take time to wilt the flowers! Really ENJOY the little things you can do every day to make the world just a little bit worse for your fellow man! ust remember if you build a man a fire, he's warm through the night......If you set[ a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his ( admittedly rather shortened) life.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 9, 2012 0:23:56 GMT -5
talking on a phone in a theater, painting curbs red OH NO SOMEONE CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD! you see, while being rebellious is ambitious it has all the effectiveness of a Internet troll, no no no no no noooooo if you want to set the seeds of evil you have to be insidious, bestow fear, you see BA theres a reason why the people in the back avoid me because they fear the flash of my blade they fear that if they encounter me they will never see the light of day again, some haven't. Trolling? Moi? I guess my brand of bastardry isn't EXTREME enough to warrant your respect.....which is odd because I don't exactly recall asking for it. You see Jeremy, I can see why you're doing all this ostentaious boogeyman sor of evil.....deep down you're insecure. You want desperately to believe that these dark gods you serve....they're the RIGHT path. That Shoggoth and Nyarlothep and all those other squiddy buggaboos aren't just what happens when the dosage on your meds needs to be adjusted.
You desperately WANT an excuse to be evil.....some nameless, faceless demon from the bowels of the R'yaleh to pat you on the head and tell you you've done well. As a great Semi-Artificial Intelligence once said, "It would be funny.....if it weren't so sad."
You need to embrace th simple joy of being evil for evil's sake....take time to wilt the flowers! Really ENJOY the little things you can do every day to make the world just a little bit worse for your fellow man! ust remember if you build a man a fire, he's warm through the night......If you set[ a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his ( admittedly rather shortened) life. Evil for evils sake leads to destruction and not the good kind, but I do see your point about slowly causing chaos but you see im not just about the instant evil if you where to enter the torture area of my lair you would see a vast array of Saw-like death traps and elaberate and extremly slow torments such as growing bamboo through people, the rising and lowering water room and my personal favorate the Katy Parry,Rebecca Black and Ke$ha loop room its a locked room that has a sound system and a spike pit the music of the afformentioned artist is played on an infinate loop untill either the victom throws themselfs into the pit or go insane, either way its slow and painful. As for you comment of me being insecure... would insecure man admit to having a city sized touture chamber that runs below this very city?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 9, 2012 0:32:03 GMT -5
Trolling? Moi? I guess my brand of bastardry isn't EXTREME enough to warrant your respect.....which is odd because I don't exactly recall asking for it. You see Jeremy, I can see why you're doing all this ostentatious bogeyman sort of evil.....deep down you're insecure. You want desperately to believe that these dark gods you serve....they're the RIGHT path. That Shoggoth and Nyarlothep and all those other squiddy bugaboos aren't just what happens when the dosage on your meds needs to be adjusted.
You desperately WANT an excuse to be evil.....some nameless, faceless demon from the bowels of the R'yaleh to pat you on the head and tell you you've done well. As a great Semi-Artificial Intelligence once said, "It would be funny.....if it weren't so sad."
You need to embrace the simple joy of being evil for evil's sake....take time to wilt the flowers! Really ENJOY the little things you can do every day to make the world just a little bit worse for your fellow man! just remember if you build a man a fire, he's warm through the night......If you set[ a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his ( admittedly rather shortened) life. Evil for evils sake leads to destruction and not the good kind, but I do see your point about slowly causing chaos but you see I'm not just about the instant evil if you where to enter the torture area of my lair you would see a vast array of Saw-like death traps and elaborate and extremely slow torments such as growing bamboo through people, the rising and lowering water room and my personal favorite the Katy Parry,Rebecca Black and Ke$ha loop room its a locked room that has a sound system and a spike pit the music of the aforementioned artist is played on an infinite loop until either the victim throws themselves into the pit or go insane, either way its slow and painful. As for you comment of me being insecure... would insecure man admit to having a city sized torture chamber that runs below this very city? You.....monster! That spike pit thingummy is ingenious! I should have Rosie install one post haste! Though in answer to you question....One would assume not, but yet.....you have.
I will say this Jeremy.....I may give you the thrashing of a lifetime on NiteHeatz or NiteRaw or Whatever Brawler is calling our little escapade this week.......but I do it knowing that I'm thrashing a bit of a kindred spirit.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 9, 2012 12:55:12 GMT -5
Evil for evils sake leads to destruction and not the good kind, but I do see your point about slowly causing chaos but you see I'm not just about the instant evil if you where to enter the torture area of my lair you would see a vast array of Saw-like death traps and elaborate and extremely slow torments such as growing bamboo through people, the rising and lowering water room and my personal favorite the Katy Parry,Rebecca Black and Ke$ha loop room its a locked room that has a sound system and a spike pit the music of the aforementioned artist is played on an infinite loop until either the victim throws themselves into the pit or go insane, either way its slow and painful. As for you comment of me being insecure... would insecure man admit to having a city sized torture chamber that runs below this very city? You.....monster! That spike pit thingummy is ingenious! I should have Rosie install one post haste! Though in answer to you question....One would assume not, but yet.....you have.
I will say this Jeremy.....I may give you the thrashing of a lifetime on NiteHeatz or NiteRaw or Whatever Brawler is calling our little escapade this week.......but I do it knowing that I'm thrashing a bit of a kindred spirit. While the concept of you beating me is amusing I will say this im impressed by your passion for evil, you have alot to learn but still very impresseive
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Apr 9, 2012 16:16:08 GMT -5
Patience really is a virtue, my employees...
When I first got stock options from D-Day Dave, I knew where the power really was and I knew then more stocks meant more power. Two years later, with a little bit of patience, I am the company now.
But with great power comes great responsibility, and now that I am the FAWA, I have to run it with the bigger picture in mind.
I remember when Aaron Enigma outed me. Everyone was at my throat. The Equalizers and Viva, Inc had a single uniting cause and that cause was me, BRB.
But now, they're gone and still work for me. They failed and fell into line like I knew they would if I simply did nothing. They all still work for me and I sign their checks if they know what's good for them.
That brings me to Jonathan Michaels. You seem angry and frustrated. Maybe I manipulated you, okay. But I said it before and I'll say it again: the anonymity protected my company until your fellow Equalizer, Aaron Enigma, opened the Pandora's box by revealing me as the Majority Shareholder.
So what is with this crap you and Sarah are pulling on me? Nintendo has been a proud sponsor of my company for years, and now it has a problem with its policies?
I think I was right to break things off from the Boiler Plaza after all. And you know what, JoNo? Buddy? Pal? I now question how valuable you really are to my company. How much do I really want you around any more? You won the Battle Bowl two years ago and couldn't close the deal against Damn Right Jackson at Gookermania III. Last year, you cashed in a Money in the Bank or Botch title shot and couldn't beat Whitey Fats at Gookermania IV.
You main evented my company's biggest show two years in a row and you blew it both times. Why do I keep you around?
JoNo, I'm laying down the law like I used to lay pipe: if you lose to Frank Castle at Wheel of Misfortune, I will personally fire you in front of the FAWA Galaxy.
So you better start training for that match. You never know what the wheel will spin that night. Just don't come in "Gookermania mode." *Frank Castle is sitting in front of his TV in his apartment. A bottle of Scotch whiskey sits next to him on a table. He digs a vicious looking Bowie knife into the wood.* "So that's your game is is Brawler? You wanna make everyone feel sorry for poor little Jonathan Michaels? Fine, suits me. All the crying little children, expectant mothers, doofus teenagers and do gooder guys will be sitting there, waving cigarette lighters, praying that Jono finally gets what he deserves, that he finally overcomes the big, bad Punisher, that he gets his redemption, that he becomes a champion once more.
"You're hoping that they all go home happy, that he wins and that they all come back to watch next week and see their wonderful, marvellous champion, so you make more money.
"Well I might scupper your precious little plan. I might destroy Michaels, I might take him apart and leave him in a pool of his own blood in the centre of the ring, then you can get your monkey to clean it up.
"Trust me, when I'm done, there won't be anything left of Jonathan Michaels to fire."
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Post by theblackrose on Apr 10, 2012 23:02:16 GMT -5
The Black rose is sitting on top of a roof top* Just when you thought It was safe A pedal Has fallen. The Black rose is ready to descend back and will shed Light into evil The Black rose sheds only light. This Monday Night I issue an open challenge to anyone in the federation and I will shatter someones dreams And that was a quote from he black rose a rose drops as the black rose walks away.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Apr 13, 2012 8:29:03 GMT -5
Hi , I'm Martin Adams. Some of you may know me as the man who invented the piledriver. I did it on tour in japan in the eighties. I have photos. Who are you to question me? That being said , Many of you are probably wonder why a wrestling legend such as me would come to a dump like this? And the answer is simple , while this place is a total hellhole. It's also a total hellhole filled with lies and deceit. For one , Artie the world's strongest man? Illegally immigrated here from French Guiana. Which is why in my very first match I am going to beat him so hard he is going to leave this wonderful place and go back to his home country.
Now good bye because I feel there is more treachery and deceit a foot that I must rightfully uncover. By the way , I am also pretty sure that Whitey Fats might actually be a giant chicken. Just look at this photo. Man or Giant Chicken? You Decide.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Apr 13, 2012 8:31:59 GMT -5
OOC: Ahahahahaha!
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 13, 2012 10:16:13 GMT -5
OOC: Excellent debut promo, Mr. Adams.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 13, 2012 14:13:10 GMT -5
Hi , I'm Martin Adams. Some of you may know me as the man who invented the piledriver. I did it on tour in japan in the eighties. I have photos. Who are you to question me? That being said , Many of you are probably wonder why a wrestling legend such as me would come to a dump like this? And the answer is simple , while this place is a total hellhole. It's also a total hellhole filled with lies and deceit. For one , Artie the world's strongest man? Illegally immigrated here from French Guiana. Which is why in my very first match I am going to beat him so hard he is going to leave this wonderful place and go back to his home country.
Now good bye because I feel there is more treachery and deceit a foot that I must rightfully uncover. By the way , I am also pretty sure that Whitey Fats might actually be a giant chicken. Just look at this photo. Man or Giant Chicken? You Decide. Bitch, I will end you. Ask the current world champion, and sundry others what it's like to stand in that ring with the Wrestling Messiah.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Apr 13, 2012 21:17:35 GMT -5
While my official debut has yet to air I must adress something your own Ryan Blood Invaded my home promotion, The 101 Colony. Ryan I don't know your intentions but I don't care. Crashing the Anthill and insulting my friends was out of line so let's see if Blood has some guts. Whenever you're free how about you fight me.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 13, 2012 21:25:32 GMT -5
While my official debut has yet to air I must adress something your own Ryan Blood Invaded my home promotion, The 101 Colony. Ryan I don't know your intentions but I don't care. Crashing the Anthill and insulting my friends was out of line so let's see if Blood has some guts. Whenever you're free how about you fight me. Oh, it's the new guy. Ant. Whatever.
You have nobody to blame but yourself, really. When you showed up here, I got curious where you were from. After I found out more, I decided to check it out.
And hey, if you want a match, then that can be arranged, either here or over in your 101 Colony.
But hey, here's a question. Which ones were your friends? Because I gained some respect for a few competitors during your "Big Gamble" show. That guy Nefarious, for one, and maybe also this Tiger Ant. I don't feel like insulting either of them, or that Cyber Zombie.
Gentle-insects, if you're listening then maybe we can discuss some kind of mutually beneficial alliance thingy.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Apr 13, 2012 21:29:30 GMT -5
While my official debut has yet to air I must adress something your own Ryan Blood Invaded my home promotion, The 101 Colony. Ryan I don't know your intentions but I don't care. Crashing the Anthill and insulting my friends was out of line so let's see if Blood has some guts. Whenever you're free how about you fight me. Oh, it's the new guy. Ant. Whatever.
You have nobody to blame but yourself, really. When you showed up here, I got curious where you were from. After I found out more, I decided to check it out.
And hey, if you want a match, then that can be arranged, either here or over in your 101 Colony.
But hey, here's a question. Which ones were your friends? Because I gained some respect for a few competitors during your "Big Gamble" show. That guy Nefarious, for one, and maybe also this Tiger Ant. I don't feel like insulting either of them, or that Cyber Zombie.
Gentle-insects, if you're listening then maybe we can discuss some kind of mutually beneficial alliance thingy. I was referring to Bull Ant
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 13, 2012 21:32:52 GMT -5
Oh, it's the new guy. Ant. Whatever.
You have nobody to blame but yourself, really. When you showed up here, I got curious where you were from. After I found out more, I decided to check it out.
And hey, if you want a match, then that can be arranged, either here or over in your 101 Colony.
But hey, here's a question. Which ones were your friends? Because I gained some respect for a few competitors during your "Big Gamble" show. That guy Nefarious, for one, and maybe also this Tiger Ant. I don't feel like insulting either of them, or that Cyber Zombie.
Gentle-insects, if you're listening then maybe we can discuss some kind of mutually beneficial alliance thingy. I was referring to Bull Ant Oh yes, "The World's Strongest Ant".
Nah, I'm not taking back what I said to him. If you're gonna defend his honour then fine. If he wants to do it himself, then that works too.
But...if neither one of you ants wants to wait, then maybe another person can be brought into the mix and we can have a little tag match.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Apr 13, 2012 22:01:30 GMT -5
I was referring to Bull Ant Oh yes, "The World's Strongest Ant".
Nah, I'm not taking back what I said to him. If you're gonna defend his honour then fine. If he wants to do it himself, then that works too.
But...if neither one of you ants wants to wait, then maybe another person can be brought into the mix and we can have a little tag match. Bull says he's in.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 13, 2012 22:56:46 GMT -5
Oh yes, "The World's Strongest Ant".
Nah, I'm not taking back what I said to him. If you're gonna defend his honour then fine. If he wants to do it himself, then that works too.
But...if neither one of you ants wants to wait, then maybe another person can be brought into the mix and we can have a little tag match. Bull says he's in. Perfect. I know just who I'll be tagging with, too...
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Post by General Adam on Apr 15, 2012 19:23:14 GMT -5
*The General lights a cigar*
So I either fight Conner or Viva for the title?
Should I really care? It doesn't matter who has the awesome title because it is gonna be around my waist soon enough.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 15, 2012 22:12:05 GMT -5
I was referring to Bull Ant Oh yes, "The World's Strongest Ant".
Nah, I'm not taking back what I said to him. If you're gonna defend his honour then fine. If he wants to do it himself, then that works too.
But...if neither one of you ants wants to wait, then maybe another person can be brought into the mix and we can have a little tag match. Ryan My good sirrah...if you have any Bug troubles, I'd be more than happy to be of assistANTs
I even have specialize equipment if necessary
*Rose showcases a Giant Magnifying Glass, scaled to fry HUMAN sized "Ants"* You know how to get in touch with me.....
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2012 7:57:59 GMT -5
*Footage is shown of Ryan Blood hitting El Hijo De Boiler Room Brawler with a steel chair and Ryan's promo afterwards. Then we cut to a darkened area, Seth can be seen smiling*
I bet none of you ever saw that coming. Seth Drakin and Ryan Blood. Enemies who had to be locked into a steel cage. And yet now, we are on the same side. I told you that I had a suprise for you "Son of BRB". Did you like it???
Well, apperentally not because you lost your cool and attacked Ryan while he was in the middle of a match. You know the difference between those two attacks? One was done on a fresh man who was just standing in the ring with a thumb up his ass while the other had another matter to deal with. Attacking a man who is in a match makes you weak, Hijo. It makes you a coward, but not just any coward.......a stupid coward because while you were thinking of just beating up on Ryan, you failed to even comprehend that your actions caused Ryan a win and now Ryan is one step closer to becoming the new FAWA World Heavyweight Champion.
And when that belt falls into our hands, it will become a fatal knife wound to your company. One that of course wont be quick and will be agonizing as we twist that blade, listening to every piece of your guts that blade touches rip. So Hijo thank you. Thank you for giving us more of an opening to deliver that stab.
*The comments by El Hombre De Jazz are shown*
Well, I guess Hombre that we are at a standoff. It seems that you want a piece of me and are willing to risk life and limb to have an encounter with yours truly. That takes guts. Guts that many people don't have. I see that your old friend Bergman has taught you well so because because of your guts and because I still have some small respect for Bergman, I will grant you an audience with me. You will have your unsanctioned match with me.
However, I have a bit of advice for you. Once that bell rings to end the match, I recommend you leave the ring and either take your beating or victory with you. Because win or lose, that final bell won't be the end and I just might do something painful. Maybe I will break all codes and remove that mask of yours.
*We seen the logo for "The 101 Colony" and the avatars of both Ghost Ant and Bull Ant.*
Speaking of masks........
It seems that even before the revelation of Ryan and myself being on the same side, we already started a war with another company thanks to Ryan. That is the kind of tenacity a group that will destroy FAWA needs. To basically go up to a random person and just kick them in the balls for no reason. Ryan, I will be proud to help you invade this place of "insects".
Bull Ant........the world's strongest ant. Well I guess with you being the strongest ant, I should bring a picnic table and see if you can lift that. Or should I ask you if your other nickname was "Carnal Insect". Should I ask you if you were trying to have sex with an ant queen and that queen turned out to be a drone.
Ghost Ant............what is that? Is it an undead ant and I have to shoot you in the head so that you will stay down? Or.....are you a spirit and I have find vessel to seal your spirit into? Honestly, I can't wait to find out which one is true.
*Seth laughs a bit and continues.*
Ryan and myself...............former heroes......turned evil. It is a reality of life. Heroes fall, but evil is eternal. We are..............THE FALLEN!!!!!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 16, 2012 9:07:35 GMT -5
*Richlen is walking up to the front door of his house, with a sore jaw and a sorer mood. He's about to open the door when he is suddenly pelted by something. Annoyed, he looks up and gets pelted again. What he sees, or rather, WHO he sees does not leave him a happy camper.*
Good grief, kiddo, how the hell you can stand being on the roof like this all the time?! Don't your feet and legs hurt trying to keep your balance? And seriously, you're on the roof, where's the fiddle?!
*Richlen just keeps glaring upward and gets pelted again.*
Hey, I didn't have a certain somebody buy me a couple of bags of marbles for nothing.
*Richlen keeps glaring. There is an audible sigh from on high.*
OK, kiddo, look. I know you're pissed because that oversized goon of BoilerRoomBrawler's screwed you over-
I was kicked in the face before that. Blood was the one who got attacked. And it doesn't matter. Viva's going to sit around and crow about me losing for weeks.
Who cares about what Viva thinks?! You're better than him anyway. 'Sides, after he fails to get the title back from Mackenzie-
He has the briefcase.
Whatever. Go on in. Somebody's probably been waiting for you to get back. And don't worry, kiddo: someday you're going to whoop Viva's ass and bring Shaelin back to the company and there's not a damned thing that Viva can do about it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find somebody so we can issue a challenge for the PPV. See ya around, kiddo.
*There are the sounds of jumping, then a yell and a crash through foilage.*
Boy, your neighbors have strange shrubbery placement....
*Richlen listens to the sounds of retreating footsteps, then walks in the house.*
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