smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jun 2, 2012 1:49:32 GMT -5
*We see Lou Thesz III standing in Smokin Vokoun's basement with a microphone.
Lou: Well it's nice to know that Ryan Blood actually has some guts in that stomach of his. It's also nice to know JUST HOW DUMB HE IS!!!! I guess he wants to see the FAWA Galaxy to witness a funeral next week. I think he has a death wish AND SMOKIN VOKOUN IS HIS EXECUTIONER!!!! But remember when I said that if Ryan Blood back out of this match, that he would be nothing more than a little bitch? Well Ryan, I didn't exactly mean it in derogatory terms. I mean, think about it...you rather be a bitch that's breathing....YOUR A DEAD BITCH!!!!! Smokey come in here.[/color]
Vokoun walks in with a sick smile on his face
Lou: Smokey I'm sure you heard Ryan's response to the challenge. And I'm sure you heard what he said about you....calling you a worthless bastard....[/color]
Vokoun: Well Louie....Blood only got part of that statement....YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A BASTARD AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!! But I'm not worthless. Far from it. You see Ryan, the one thing you've got to realize...and the one thing that EVERYONE in the FAWA has to realize...that Smokin Vokoun doesn't f*** around. There are two kinds of people in this lousy company, the wrestlers who fear me...and the wrestlers who are about to fear me. YOU MY SIMPLE MINDED FRIEND IS ABOUT TO BE ONE THAT'S GOING TO FEAR ME!!!!! And even if you don't show it....or say it.....you feel it. I can see fear in everyones eyes,when they step in the ring with me. I saw it with The Fishmonger two and a half years ago and I see that same thing in your eyes. And you have that same fear when you go up against The Punisher.
Lou....fear is the greatest weapon that any power hungry man attain. And since I've come here two and a half years ago..I HAVE DOMINATED!!!! Because I put the fear of Smokey in all of my opponent's hearts. And that fear is there Mr. Blood. It is there. But since you've beaten me twice in fluky fashion....you have a false sense of confidence. And it's that false confidence that has made you change who ever you were and become this loser of a human being that you are on this date.
But even with all of that "confidence" I see that fear in you Ryan. I hear it in your voice. And next week, we are gonna look eye to eye...and I will see that I not only see fear in your eyes...I WILL SEE IT IN YOUR SOUL!!!!![/color]
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Post by hossfan on Jun 2, 2012 9:24:48 GMT -5
Uploaded to YouTube on 06/02/12 at 9:41 AM Parts Unknown Standard Time by RamenNinja08
*Grainy surveillance camera footage of a small room. Jerry Fish is slumped over in his chair on one side of a table while Caleb Fourchon is eating noodles from a bowl at the other.*
Jerry Fish: Uhhhhhhhhhhh. My head.
Caleb Fourchon: 'Bout time you woke up.
*Fish sits bolt upright in his chair. He glances around the room and then at his restraints.*
Jerry Fish: Ahhh! Caleb! Where are we? Why am I tied up? Where's my cameraman... and Bruno?
Caleb Fourchon: *after slurping down a noodle* We in gym under de restaurant. Got no idea why dey got you trussed up. Fer de practice, maybe. Dey let de cameraman go because he, uh, whut de word Boss used? Superfluous? Yeah: superfluous. And Bruno takin a walk.
Jerry Fish: Caleb, tell me what's happening! Who are these people, and what do they want with us?
Caleb Fourchon: Ah let de Boss explain dat. He like to talk. Mais yeah, do he like to talk. De man worser den Ryan Blood and Seth Drakin put together wit' de speeches. But long story short: Ah in trainin.
Jerry Fish: Training for what? *struggling in his ropes* Caleb, do you think you can free me?
Caleb Fourchon: Nah. Dem gals know dere knots. It would take forever to git you out, and mah lunch break only ten minutes.
Jerry Fish: For ****'s sake, Caleb, stop being so ******* glib and help me!
*At this point there is an audible click to a lock and a door swings open. Two slim figures, both dressed in the traditional Shinobi shōzoku, enter*
Ninja #1: Your break is over, Fourchon-san. Return to the dojo.
Ninja #2: Your friend is coming to. The Master wants to speak with him.
Jerry Fish: Great! About time I got some answers. Now if you two could just hey!!!
*The pair grab Fish by the elbows and roughly drag him from his chair and out of the room. Caleb simply stands and follows, bringing his bowl and chopsticks with him*
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Jun 2, 2012 10:47:49 GMT -5
*We see Lou Thesz III standing in Smokin Vokoun's basement with a microphone. Lou: Well it's nice to know that Ryan Blood actually has some guts in that stomach of his. It's also nice to know JUST HOW DUMB HE IS!!!! I guess he wants to see the FAWA Galaxy to witness a funeral next week. I think he has a death wish AND SMOKIN VOKOUN IS HIS EXECUTIONER!!!! But remember when I said that if Ryan Blood back out of this match, that he would be nothing more than a little bitch? Well Ryan, I didn't exactly mean it in derogatory terms. I mean, think about it...you rather be a bitch that's breathing....YOUR A DEAD BITCH!!!!! Smokey come in here.[/color] Vokoun walks in with a sick smile on his face Lou: Smokey I'm sure you heard Ryan's response to the challenge. And I'm sure you heard what he said about you....calling you a worthless bastard....[/color] Vokoun: Well Louie....Blood only got part of that statement....YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A BASTARD AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!! But I'm not worthless. Far from it. You see Ryan, the one thing you've got to realize...and the one thing that EVERYONE in the FAWA has to realize...that Smokin Vokoun doesn't f*** around. There are two kinds of people in this lousy company, the wrestlers who fear me...and the wrestlers who are about to fear me. YOU MY SIMPLE MINDED FRIEND IS ABOUT TO BE ONE THAT'S GOING TO FEAR ME!!!!! And even if you don't show it....or say it.....you feel it. I can see fear in everyones eyes,when they step in the ring with me. I saw it with The Fishmonger two and a half years ago and I see that same thing in your eyes. And you have that same fear when you go up against The Punisher.
Lou....fear is the greatest weapon that any power hungry man attain. And since I've come here two and a half years ago..I HAVE DOMINATED!!!! Because I put the fear of Smokey in all of my opponent's hearts. And that fear is there Mr. Blood. It is there. But since you've beaten me twice in fluky fashion....you have a false sense of confidence. And it's that false confidence that has made you change who ever you were and become this loser of a human being that you are on this date.
But even with all of that "confidence" I see that fear in you Ryan. I hear it in your voice. And next week, we are gonna look eye to eye...and I will see that I not only see fear in your eyes...I WILL SEE IT IN YOUR SOUL!!!!![/color] [/quote] Excuse me? I beat you twice in FLUKY fashion?!
No no no, Smokey Vokey Okey Dokey Loki, I think your brains are still scrambled from Enigma giving you that Brilliant Deduction at Wheel Of Misfortune! Because even though I beat you by countout once--and I'll concede that's fluky--the other time I put you through a goddamn burning table!
So even if you're right about your opponents--including me--stepping into the ring with fear, it changes nothing. You don't win by intimidating your opponents, although sure, it can help. You win by being better.
I am better than you, Vokoun. And I'm going to prove it all over again!
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jun 2, 2012 14:34:19 GMT -5
I appreciate that, Wesley.
Now, as you know, the match between myself and Brawler will be an I Quit match, which means there are no rules, so he's probably going to threaten or bribe people to help him win, but I want this to be between me and him, so can we count on you to help make sure he doesn't pull any crap? Are you kidding? That lazy excuse didn't even bother to contact me before when I asked him to. I was going to offer to serve as ringside enforcer for the World Title match so nobody from the Fallen tried to interfere, but all I got was dead silence.
But since I have no intention of defeating my brother next week, I won't be in a match at Summerfest and so I'll have nothing to do. And Brawler's loss is your gain.Excellent.
And rest assured, after Summerfest, things will be different around here.
Sara, could you get the door for him?Sara opens the door as MWC leaves, Sara's cell phone rings. Hello?
I'll let him know.Sara hangs up. Frank's on his way up.*The door to the roof swings open. For a moment all that is visible is the skull on The Punisher's T-Shirt. Frank Castle steps into the moonlight.* Well Frank, I have to admit this is a bit of an unexpected surprise, but I'm betting you're not here to talk about installing a rooftop garden?Funny, but I'm not really in the mood for jokes.You do surprise me.I am in the mood for getting some revenge though. You and I both know that the end of our match wasn't the way either of us wanted it to be. You don't like Brawler, I don't like Brawler, and I certainly don't like his fat ass friend. I want him gone more than anything else, and I want you reinstated, because I want to finish what I started.
I have my hands full with Ryan Blood at Summerfest, but like my dad always used to say, if something's important, you make the time. I'll make sure his henchmen don't interfere Michaels, and you'll get your chance to beat your enemy. Just remember I'll be waiting for you when you're back.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 2, 2012 14:58:53 GMT -5
Are you kidding? That lazy excuse didn't even bother to contact me before when I asked him to. I was going to offer to serve as ringside enforcer for the World Title match so nobody from the Fallen tried to interfere, but all I got was dead silence.
But since I have no intention of defeating my brother next week, I won't be in a match at Summerfest and so I'll have nothing to do. And Brawler's loss is your gain.Excellent.
And rest assured, after Summerfest, things will be different around here.
Sara, could you get the door for him?Sara opens the door as MWC leaves, Sara's cell phone rings. Hello?
I'll let him know.Sara hangs up. Frank's on his way up. *The door to the roof swings open. For a moment all that is visible is the skull on The Punisher's T-Shirt. Frank Castle steps into the moonlight.* Well Frank, I have to admit this is a bit of an unexpected surprise, but I'm betting you're not here to talk about installing a rooftop garden?Funny, but I'm not really in the mood for jokes.You do surprise me.I am in the mood for getting some revenge though. You and I both know that the end of our match wasn't the way either of us wanted it to be. You don't like Brawler, I don't like Brawler, and I certainly don't like his fat ass friend. I want him gone more than anything else, and I want you reinstated, because I want to finish what I started.
I have my hands full with Ryan Blood at Summerfest, but like my dad always used to say, if something's important, you make the time. I'll make sure his henchmen don't interfere Michaels, and you'll get your chance to beat your enemy. Just remember I'll be waiting for you when you're back. And I'll be ready.
And be careful with Ryan, you never know when his dad will show up and turn you into a llama or something.
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Jun 2, 2012 19:04:44 GMT -5
*Extends hand to Aaron* Great Match Aaron, I see why you have that title. But Viva, what was the deal with you beatin on Ghost while he was down? *Shakes Bull's hand* Thanks I'm sorry I don't really have any control over Viva's actions. I'll see you in the ring at Summerfest. I hope you are prepared because I never hold back especially when my title is on the line. Good Cause I wont hold ANYTHING back against you so look out IM GOING TO MAKE YOU HURT. THIS ANT DONT GO DOWN EASY
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 2, 2012 20:44:00 GMT -5
*Hayden stands atop a vacant roof.*
Huh. Must be on the wrong roof.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 2, 2012 20:46:38 GMT -5
*Hayden stands atop a vacant roof.* Huh. Must be on the wrong roof.Jono yells from across the street. OVER HERE!
THAT'S A CHUCK E. CHEESE!!!
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 2, 2012 21:10:47 GMT -5
*Hayden stands atop a vacant roof.* Huh. Must be on the wrong roof.Jono yells from across the street. OVER HERE!
THAT'S A CHUCK E. CHEESE!!!*Hayden looks across the street.* OH, THANKS!
ACTUALLY, I'M KINDA HUNGRY. I'LL BE THERE IN ABOUT THIRTY.*Hayden starts to make his way down.* And maybe a round or two of skeeball. Gotta keep my high score.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 2, 2012 21:21:55 GMT -5
*We see Lou Thesz III standing in Smokin Vokoun's basement with a microphone. Lou: Well it's nice to know that Ryan Blood actually has some guts in that stomach of his. It's also nice to know JUST HOW DUMB HE IS!!!! I guess he wants to see the FAWA Galaxy to witness a funeral next week. I think he has a death wish AND SMOKIN VOKOUN IS HIS EXECUTIONER!!!! But remember when I said that if Ryan Blood back out of this match, that he would be nothing more than a little bitch? Well Ryan, I didn't exactly mean it in derogatory terms. I mean, think about it...you rather be a bitch that's breathing....YOUR A DEAD BITCH!!!!! Smokey come in here.[/color] Vokoun walks in with a sick smile on his face Lou: Smokey I'm sure you heard Ryan's response to the challenge. And I'm sure you heard what he said about you....calling you a worthless bastard....[/color] Vokoun: Well Louie....Blood only got part of that statement....YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M A BASTARD AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!!! But I'm not worthless. Far from it. You see Ryan, the one thing you've got to realize...and the one thing that EVERYONE in the FAWA has to realize...that Smokin Vokoun doesn't f*** around. There are two kinds of people in this lousy company, the wrestlers who fear me...and the wrestlers who are about to fear me. YOU MY SIMPLE MINDED FRIEND IS ABOUT TO BE ONE THAT'S GOING TO FEAR ME!!!!! And even if you don't show it....or say it.....you feel it. I can see fear in everyones eyes,when they step in the ring with me. I saw it with The Fishmonger two and a half years ago and I see that same thing in your eyes. And you have that same fear when you go up against The Punisher.
Lou....fear is the greatest weapon that any power hungry man attain. And since I've come here two and a half years ago..I HAVE DOMINATED!!!! Because I put the fear of Smokey in all of my opponent's hearts. And that fear is there Mr. Blood. It is there. But since you've beaten me twice in fluky fashion....you have a false sense of confidence. And it's that false confidence that has made you change who ever you were and become this loser of a human being that you are on this date.
But even with all of that "confidence" I see that fear in you Ryan. I hear it in your voice. And next week, we are gonna look eye to eye...and I will see that I not only see fear in your eyes...I WILL SEE IT IN YOUR SOUL!!!!![/color] [/quote] Excuse me? I beat you twice in FLUKY fashion?!
No no no, Smokey Vokey Okey Dokey Loki, I think your brains are still scrambled from Enigma giving you that Brilliant Deduction at Wheel Of Misfortune! Because even though I beat you by countout once--and I'll concede that's fluky--the other time I put you through a goddamn burning table!
So even if you're right about your opponents--including me--stepping into the ring with fear, it changes nothing. You don't win by intimidating your opponents, although sure, it can help. You win by being better.
I am better than you, Vokoun. And I'm going to prove it all over again![/quote] Get that belt from that Marvel knockoff at Summerfest and make sure you put another lump on ol' Smokey's head on NiteRaw. I'll be watching from the outside while Square will watch from the inside.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 2, 2012 21:38:00 GMT -5
Excuse me? I beat you twice in FLUKY fashion?!
No no no, Smokey Vokey Okey Dokey Loki, I think your brains are still scrambled from Enigma giving you that Brilliant Deduction at Wheel Of Misfortune! Because even though I beat you by countout once--and I'll concede that's fluky--the other time I put you through a goddamn burning table!
So even if you're right about your opponents--including me--stepping into the ring with fear, it changes nothing. You don't win by intimidating your opponents, although sure, it can help. You win by being better.
I am better than you, Vokoun. And I'm going to prove it all over again! Get that belt from that Marvel knockoff at Summerfest and make sure you put another lump on ol' Smokey's head on NiteRaw. I'll be watching from the outside while Square will watch from the inside. And from the inside , he means inside the shower because as we all know , The Fallen are very very effeminate.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 2, 2012 21:47:13 GMT -5
Get that belt from that Marvel knockoff at Summerfest and make sure you put another lump on ol' Smokey's head on NiteRaw. I'll be watching from the outside while Square will watch from the inside. And from the inside , he means inside the shower because as we all know , The Fallen are very very effeminate.
*Sigh* When I said inside, I meant inside the arena, you moron who tries to read more than he should on things.
You know damn well that I am on the outside because security has been given a photo of me which says do not allow this guy in the building. You would of course know that if you saw what I did and not be some scrub, who BRB got off the street.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 2, 2012 21:50:09 GMT -5
And from the inside , he means inside the shower because as we all know , The Fallen are very very effeminate.
*Sigh* When I said inside, I meant inside the arena, you moron who tries to read more than he should on things.
You know damn well that I am on the outside because security has been given a photo of me which says do not allow this guy in the building. You would of course know that if you saw what I did and not be some scrub, who BRB got off the street.A paper airplane floats down to Seth. Seth, the roof is not inside the building.A rope ladder drops from above.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 2, 2012 21:50:31 GMT -5
Excuse me? I beat you twice in FLUKY fashion?!
No no no, Smokey Vokey Okey Dokey Loki, I think your brains are still scrambled from Enigma giving you that Brilliant Deduction at Wheel Of Misfortune! Because even though I beat you by countout once--and I'll concede that's fluky--the other time I put you through a goddamn burning table!
So even if you're right about your opponents--including me--stepping into the ring with fear, it changes nothing. You don't win by intimidating your opponents, although sure, it can help. You win by being better.
I am better than you, Vokoun. And I'm going to prove it all over again! Get that belt from that Marvel knockoff at Summerfest and make sure you put another lump on ol' Smokey's head on NiteRaw. I'll be watching from the outside while Square will watch from the inside. Even if Renee DOES take the title from Francesca, he won't have it long. Not after my brother wins the briefcase and cashes it in on whoever wins the match while I make sure you and Ranty McRantypants can't get involved.
Just like I'm going to make sure that Brawler doesn't screw over Jonathan Michaels.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 2, 2012 21:52:39 GMT -5
And from the inside , he means inside the shower because as we all know , The Fallen are very very effeminate. *Sigh* When I said inside, I meant inside the arena, you moron who tries to read more than he should on things.
You know damn well that I am on the outside because security has been given a photo of me which says do not allow this guy in the building. You would of course know that if you saw what I did and not be some scrub, who BRB got off the street. Scrub? I manage the most dominant force in the FAWA today and the rightful TV Champion. You're in a forbidden love affair with The Fallen. "I wish I could quit you , Squareeeeeeeeee!"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 2, 2012 21:56:16 GMT -5
Get that belt from that Marvel knockoff at Summerfest and make sure you put another lump on ol' Smokey's head on NiteRaw. I'll be watching from the outside while Square will watch from the inside. Even if Renee DOES take the title from Francesca, he won't have it long. Not after my brother wins the briefcase and cashes it in on whoever wins the match while I make sure you and Ranty McRantypants can't get involved.
Just like I'm going to make sure that Brawler doesn't screw over Jonathan Michaels. You're gonna make sure I dont get involved??? Raiden if you please.Do you not remember being beaten to a bloody pulp the last time you and I crossed paths. You and the John Cusack wannabe you call a brother couldnt best me on your best day.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 2, 2012 21:58:15 GMT -5
Even if Renee DOES take the title from Francesca, he won't have it long. Not after my brother wins the briefcase and cashes it in on whoever wins the match while I make sure you and Ranty McRantypants can't get involved.
Just like I'm going to make sure that Brawler doesn't screw over Jonathan Michaels. You're gonna make sure I dont get involved??? Raiden if you please.Do you not remember being beaten to a bloody pulp the last time you and I crossed paths. You and the John Cusack wannabe you call a brother couldnt best me on your best day. Wanna-Be John Cusack? WHAT?! What the f*** kind of insult is that?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 2, 2012 22:04:57 GMT -5
*Sigh* When I said inside, I meant inside the arena, you moron who tries to read more than he should on things.
You know damn well that I am on the outside because security has been given a photo of me which says do not allow this guy in the building. You would of course know that if you saw what I did and not be some scrub, who BRB got off the street.A paper airplane floats down to Seth. Seth, the roof is not inside the building.A rope ladder drops from above. What the hell do you want??
Probably want me to get on that roof so you can "give me a receipt for what happened to you at Lord of the Ring"
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 2, 2012 22:06:45 GMT -5
You're gonna make sure I dont get involved??? Raiden if you please.Do you not remember being beaten to a bloody pulp the last time you and I crossed paths. You and the John Cusack wannabe you call a brother couldnt best me on your best day. Wanna-Be John Cusack? WHAT?! What the f*** kind of insult is that?
Ask Gus about that if he isnt using a stereo to play "In Your Eyes" to his girlfriend in front of her house.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 2, 2012 22:09:31 GMT -5
*Sigh* When I said inside, I meant inside the arena, you moron who tries to read more than he should on things.
You know damn well that I am on the outside because security has been given a photo of me which says do not allow this guy in the building. You would of course know that if you saw what I did and not be some scrub, who BRB got off the street. Scrub? I manage the most dominant force in the FAWA today and the rightful TV Champion. You're in a forbidden love affair with The Fallen. "I wish I could quit you , Squareeeeeeeeee!"
Never heard of you.....and "rightful TV Champion", which means you didnt get the job done, did ya??? Come back to me when you actually accomplish something and don't seem like a little dog trying to pick a big dog because seriously, I have more dominance in my damn pinky than you have in your whole body.
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