Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jun 7, 2012 18:46:33 GMT -5
*James Troy is at the gym practicing on a punching bag* Damnit! This close! I was so close to winning! I've been back and fourth between the gym and my apartment studying the tape of my match with Jackson. I'm not sure how he did it! I was giving it my all. But Jackson was just... Better. As much as it pains me to say it Jackson you are the better man. I have nothing but respect for you. But that doesn't mean we're all buddy buddy now. Come next Niteraw I'm going to make sure to win that battle royal and then take the belt from Castle or Blood. Though to be honest I almost 90% sure Castle is going to hand Blood his ass. I've said it once BRB you are a very smart man. You know that the people want to be "Experienced". They want a show. And no one on this roster can give it to them like me. Oh yeah where was I? *Troy hits the punching bag harder and faster than before and sweating bullets*
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 7, 2012 23:14:32 GMT -5
Next week! One night only! On regular old television and NOT Pay-per-view! The FAWA Galaxy will bear witness to a clash of the titans. The Inter-Forum champion, "The Head Detective" Aaron Enigma!!! The World Heavyweight Champion, "The Punisher" Frank Castle!!! CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION!!! A main event for the ages! An instant classic!!!
Enough of the hype though. Next week, Frank, you and me are getting in that ring and facing each other one on one for the first time ever. Now I'll the first to admit that since I've been back, you've been a pretty big deal in FAWA. You got your title shot and claimed that title for yourself. However I also came back and made a big impact quickly. I also got my title shot, and then the Inter-Forum title. I may have "lost" it due to a technicality of me faking my own death, but I earned it back the hard way and I'm not going to be letting go of it anytime soon.
You know though, once I do it will be so I can propel myself back into the main event scene and if you are the champion, then we may once again face each except for the Heavyweight title on the line. So I leave you with this, Castle. I'll be ready for next week's match. We could spout crap back and forth all week if you want, but I know you aren't like that. You would rather settle your issues with fists, not words. So next week, I'll match you punch for punch, kick for kick, slam for slam, and I'm flying into Summerfest a winner!
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Jun 8, 2012 0:29:42 GMT -5
*camera pans in on Bull lifting weights* Aaron, you might not know me But I've been watchin some of your matches to learn more about you and all I got to say is Your One Hell of a Wrestler. But all compliments aside at Summerfest you best be ready for The Worlds Strongest Ant to be chargin at yeah cause I ain't holding NOTHIN!! back......You wont have to worry about me cheating, Im an Ant of Honor don' t really need to cheat, sense I can pretty much smash anyone with my bear hands. Also for what you said on the last show I accept your terms for a Rules of Honor Match. Actually I LOVE a challenge, thats why I was in so many Death Matches back at The Anthill loved the thrill of them.....But anyway at Summerfest I dont want you holding ANYTHING BACK!!! I want you to give me the same Match your planning to give Castle, BUT 100 Times More INTENSE. Till then good luck with your match with Castle. I hear He's quiet the Fighter. *Begins a series of punches on the bag, as camera fades black*
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jun 8, 2012 1:50:10 GMT -5
Jackson: And there you have it. The Era of Attitude is back in business and has started on a very positive note. With The Black Dynasty successfully defeating the young and bold James Troy.
But don't get me wrong, it was not a case of the veteran being better than the new guy, no... James Troy gave that match everything he had and he took me to the limit. I won because I overcame my struggle with tactics that you can only learn with lots of experience. But it seems that the Jackson vs Troy saga is far from over.
Because you see next week both me and Troy step into the ring with 5 other men in a battle Royal. With a potential World Title or Inter Forum Title shot on the line. Two titles that I not only held in the past, but I helped define.
Although short, My Inter-Forum Championship and I brought the (then) WWCF into the mainstream with my interactions with Mr. Belding at Saved By The Bell, and my Title vs Title feud against Boiler Room Brawler and his Hardcore Championship is where the Era of Attitude truly began.
And then there's the World Championship, to this day I am the longest reigning Champion, and I have alot of unfinished business with Castle...
So my road to reclaiming my former greatness, of reviving the Era of Attitude has approached a fork, each possible destination being in my sights. However, all of my opponents joined the company during my absence, so besides Troy, I do not know what to expect.
I also have booked some time at Sara's Nakatomi Plaza. Sara is an old, good friend of me. I have a long history with her and her husband, but the Nakatomi Plaza is never boring so again, I don't know what to expect.
But I can tell all of you what you can expect. Attitude, Altitude, Anxiety... and Cool.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 8, 2012 4:43:50 GMT -5
So let me see if I have this right. I choke The General almost to death and what do I get for that? A multi-man match at summerfest? Great! But wait , what does The General get? A SHOT AT THE TV TITLE? Heh?! What?! Oh wait that's right , the FAWA has to protect their golden child in Michael Hayden. I'm so happy to see that the FAWA Hype machine is in full effect. You know what , Why do I even care? It's obvious to anyone with a triple digit IQ that Michael Hayden is nothing but a pure media creation.
His entire legacy and "championship" reign is built on nothing but family friendliness and t-shirt sales where as mine is built on destruction , annihilation , bitches choked out and broken bones.
Sure , I might have a bitter taste in my mouth from our match , Hayden. But at least my lips aren't permanently sucking on the teets of management.
Just to real for the suits , Homie.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 8, 2012 8:25:06 GMT -5
*camera pans in on Bull lifting weights* Aaron, you might not know me But I've been watchin some of your matches to learn more about you and all I got to say is Your One Hell of a Wrestler. But all compliments aside at Summerfest you best be ready for The Worlds Strongest Ant to be chargin at yeah cause I ain't holding NOTHIN!! back......You wont have to worry about me cheating, Im an Ant of Honor don' t really need to cheat, sense I can pretty much smash anyone with my bear hands. Also for what you said on the last show I accept your terms for a Rules of Honor Match. Actually I LOVE a challenge, thats why I was in so many Death Matches back at The Anthill loved the thrill of them.....But anyway at Summerfest I dont want you holding ANYTHING BACK!!! I want you to give me the same Match your planning to give Castle, BUT 100 Times More INTENSE. Till then good luck with your match with Castle. I hear He's quiet the Fighter. *Begins a series of punches on the bag, as camera fades black* *Ghost Ant walks in Well glad to see you're about ready. And I know I'm ready for Viva.
But Bull I've realized the two of us have never fought one on one So how about the week after summerfest we have ourselves a showdown for the ages?
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Jun 8, 2012 12:10:51 GMT -5
*Smacks Ghosts back* Your on, my Spectacular Spectre Amigo
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Jun 8, 2012 13:23:21 GMT -5
*The camera opens on Ryan Bergman sitting in his familiar jazz club with a drink in front of him*
So, this week I'm back in action in a match I've been searching for my entire career. I take on one of the last legends left in Evil M.
Now, I'm sure that you think I that I don't like you M, and you're right, but there is one thing I do have for you is a bunch of respect. You've seen everything here and experienced highs and lows. You've reinvented yourself more times than Cher and you continue to compete at the highest level. You may the best wrestler to never win the World Title, but as much as I respect it also means that you will be getting the best of me in that ring on Monday.
Sure, I'm taking a risk taking you on before a chance to win a shot at the world title at Summerfest, but it's all about momentum. One of us is going into Summerfest with it and I hope it's me.
For the first time, maybe for the last time, M, as a friend of yours once said... let's make history!
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 8, 2012 13:58:32 GMT -5
*The camera opens on Ryan Bergman sitting in his familiar jazz club with a drink in front of him* So, this week I'm back in action in a match I've been searching for my entire career. I take on one of the last legends left in Evil M.
Now, I'm sure that you think I that I don't like you M, and you're right, but there is one thing I do have for you is a bunch of respect. You've seen everything here and experienced highs and lows. You've reinvented yourself more times than Cher and you continue to compete at the highest level. You may the best wrestler to never win the World Title, but as much as I respect it also means that you will be getting the best of me in that ring on Monday.
Sure, I'm taking a risk taking you on before a chance to win a shot at the world title at Summerfest, but it's all about momentum. One of us is going into Summerfest with it and I hope it's me.
For the first time, maybe for the last time, M, as a friend of yours once said... let's make history! Anyone can be a legend. It takes a real man to be an Emperor , That's why I'm The Next Emperor. Legends simply create legendary moments. Emperors create empires built upon carnage and strategy. They outsmart and overthrow their enemies as proof of their own greatness. Just like me.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jun 8, 2012 15:09:53 GMT -5
Next week! One night only! On regular old television and NOT Pay-per-view! The FAWA Galaxy will bear witness to a clash of the titans. The Inter-Forum champion, "The Head Detective" Aaron Enigma!!! The World Heavyweight Champion, "The Punisher" Frank Castle!!! CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION!!! A main event for the ages! An instant classic!!!
Enough of the hype though. Next week, Frank, you and me are getting in that ring and facing each other one on one for the first time ever. Now I'll the first to admit that since I've been back, you've been a pretty big deal in FAWA. You got your title shot and claimed that title for yourself. However I also came back and made a big impact quickly. I also got my title shot, and then the Inter-Forum title. I may have "lost" it due to a technicality of me faking my own death, but I earned it back the hard way and I'm not going to be letting go of it anytime soon.
You know though, once I do it will be so I can propel myself back into the main event scene and if you are the champion, then we may once again face each except for the Heavyweight title on the line. So I leave you with this, Castle. I'll be ready for next week's match. We could spout crap back and forth all week if you want, but I know you aren't like that. You would rather settle your issues with fists, not words. So next week, I'll match you punch for punch, kick for kick, slam for slam, and I'm flying into Summerfest a winner! Aaron, please don't turn this into some sort of Rocky 3 type fight. We all know what's going to happen here. You're going to turn up, get a few shots in, then I'm going to completely and utterly destroy you, and if we're lucky, our Summerfest opponents will be wise enough not to stick their noses in.
Aaron, I like you. You're determined, dogged and unshakable in your pursuit of the truth, but there's one area where you and I differ: Killer Instinct.
You'd quite happily discover the truth then hand over the culprit to the proper authorities. What you fail to realise is that the authorities are weak, they are fallible, they make wrong decisions based on conventions and decency.
You know full well that a lot of the people we deal with don't deserve anything resembling decency. They deserve punishment. They deserve to be put through as much pain as possible so they understand what they have done is wrong.
I'm sorry I'm going to have to do this to you on NiteRaw, but I have to show Ryan Blood that come Summerfest, he'll get no quarter - and no title.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jun 8, 2012 15:13:42 GMT -5
And then there's the World Championship, to this day I am the longest reigning Champion, and I have alot of unfinished business with Castle.. I have a piece of advice for you too Jackson, maybe you should pay up your medical insurance and get your affairs in order, because when I'm done with Ryan Blood at Summerfest, I'll be right here waiting for you and your pathetic Attitude. You though, might not like what find when you get here.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 8, 2012 19:16:34 GMT -5
Two weeks. Two short weeks stand between me and a shot at the Inter-Forums or Freakin' Awesome Title. Two weeks, two opponents stand between me and greatness.
The question on everyone's mind is simple: Can Michael Hayden do it? Can he survive two more matches to claim his shot? Well, I certainly intend to. I've taken on many of FAWA's finest, I survived a war with Mario Nett, hell, Potato still can't stop talking about me. And while I'd like to respond, that issue is in the past. And I only look towards the future. But hey, if you want some Potato, the only thing between us is air and opportunity. I may sell some shirts, but everything I have has been earned. Every match has been won on my efforts, and I still hold this title with pride.
General, I'm not looking past you. I'm looking right at you. I'm preparing myself for this match, injured ankle be damned. I'm too close to my goal, it's within reach... and nothing is going to stop me.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jun 8, 2012 19:29:55 GMT -5
Aaron, please don't turn this into some sort of Rocky 3 type fight. We all know what's going to happen here. You're going to turn up, get a few shots in, then I'm going to completely and utterly destroy you, and if we're lucky, our Summerfest opponents will be wise enough not to stick their noses in.
Aaron, I like you. You're determined, dogged and unshakable in your pursuit of the truth, but there's one area where you and I differ: Killer Instinct.
You'd quite happily discover the truth then hand over the culprit to the proper authorities. What you fail to realise is that the authorities are weak, they are fallible, they make wrong decisions based on conventions and decency.
You know full well that a lot of the people we deal with don't deserve anything resembling decency. They deserve punishment. They deserve to be put through as much pain as possible so they understand what they have done is wrong.
I'm sorry I'm going to have to do this to you on NiteRaw, but I have to show Ryan Blood that come Summerfest, he'll get no quarter - and no title. If this is the case, I also apologize Frank. I apologize because if you think I'm going to let you make an example of me you are dead wrong. This is going to be my chance to prove that I belong in the main event scene once again.
Also, I actually agree with you, Punisher. There are people who do deserve punishment. Didn't you see my match with Smokey? I certainly delivered some much needed punishment to him when I defended my title. I don't lack a killer instinct, I just know when to keep it in check. Not everyone deserves to be punished. I don't go into a wrestling match aiming to kill my opponent. I aim to win, to beat them down, to pin them, but I certainly don't want to be going to jail myself anytime soon.
On Niteraw, you'll see why I'm the Head Detective. I've done my research on you, Castle. I still owe you one for turning on me when I was in JoNo's corner at Gookermania. I've got quite the plan in store for you, and if it fails, well let's just say the English alphabet doesn't have enough letters to name all the back-up plans I have. AND EVEN IF THAT FAILS...you should never doubt my ability to improvise in the squared circle.
Be prepared for a fight, Punisher, or you'll be the one that ends up an example.
And one last note to Bull: At Summerfest you will get 110% of my effort and intensity, like I always give regardless of what is on the line.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 8, 2012 19:48:23 GMT -5
Two weeks. Two short weeks stand between me and a shot at the Inter-Forums or Freakin' Awesome Title. Two weeks, two opponents stand between me and greatness.
The question on everyone's mind is simple: Can Michael Hayden do it? Can he survive two more matches to claim his shot? Well, I certainly intend to. I've taken on many of FAWA's finest, I survived a war with Mario Nett, hell, Potato still can't stop talking about me. And while I'd like to respond, that issue is in the past. And I only look towards the future. But hey, if you want some Potato, the only thing between us is air and opportunity. I may sell some shirts, but everything I have has been earned. Every match has been won on my efforts, and I still hold this title with pride.
General, I'm not looking past you. I'm looking right at you. I'm preparing myself for this match, injured ankle be damned. I'm too close to my goal, it's within reach... and nothing is going to stop me. What do you think? Not talking to me , makes me look a fool? Wrong! It makes you look like what you are , a coward. You're to scared to look me in the eyes and defend yourself against my claims.
You're a little coward whose terrified of the Japanese Mastodon. You can keep ignoring , Homie but these fans aren't going to. They're not going to ignore me because they knew that I am the real TV champion and you're just a sock puppet for management.
So you keep ignoring me and hiding behind the suits , I'll be in the dojo training while you're out kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 8, 2012 20:34:36 GMT -5
I'm not ignoring Potato. I'm just deciding to focus on my opponent for the week.
You should try it. It actually helps.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 8, 2012 20:46:47 GMT -5
Oh I'd focus but I don't have one. Managements too afraid of the beatings The Next Emperor puts down on punks like you. Don't worry though , I'm sure your mom can keep me company this week.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jun 9, 2012 11:30:05 GMT -5
*Mario Nett is in a Gothic style theater looking at the card* Someone clear one of my puppet racks, I got 6 new puppets inbound come Monday. First one is Damn Right Jackson, he should one hell of an attraction. I might move the show to the Parts Unknown Theater, I can think of the shows name: "To kill a hero", Second is James Troy the Tough Enough guy, hmm not quite worth the meat hooks, hell not worth the waste of fish hooks but I guess the theater COULD use a janitor, third up is the man who I swear is a clone of my former cell mate, I admit that I like you, but just because I like you doesn't mean I wouldn't put you on the puppet rack with the rest of the batch, as for The Badd Brothers and the allegedly great warrior...there not even worth my time
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Jun 9, 2012 11:44:31 GMT -5
Mr Potato, congratulations! You have won the opportunity to step into the ring with one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of FAWA, The Revolution of Evolution. Now I know how scared you will be, standing across the ring from the man with the deadliest move in FAWA which has put so, so many people into unconsciousness but don't worry I'll bring you a spare pair of underwear for when you piss yourself when the bell goes. I will hurt you, trust me it's what I do and I will end your career if I have to to win this match. For you see this is just an opportunity for you, a chance to push your career on and challenge for a top title, for me it's much more than that. I need Enigma in the ring, I need to end what was started a long time ago.
He goes around saying that he is honourable, that he is fair. He's a f***ing liar. He is a snake in the grass and I intend on killing that snake given the chance.
Oh and Smokey, hows the head?
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jun 9, 2012 14:22:11 GMT -5
Mr Potato, congratulations! You have won the opportunity to step into the ring with one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of FAWA, The Revolution of Evolution. Now I know how scared you will be, standing across the ring from the man with the deadliest move in FAWA which has put so, so many people into unconsciousness but don't worry I'll bring you a spare pair of underwear for when you piss yourself when the bell goes. I will hurt you, trust me it's what I do and I will end your career if I have to to win this match. For you see this is just an opportunity for you, a chance to push your career on and challenge for a top title, for me it's much more than that. I need Enigma in the ring, I need to end what was started a long time ago.
He goes around saying that he is honourable, that he is fair. He's a f***ing liar. He is a snake in the grass and I intend on killing that snake given the chance.
Oh and Smokey, hows the head? Uh , One question before we accept this match. Who are you? Like do you work here or are you with catering? Honestly , Me and Potato have no idea who are you.
Plus , it's not an opportunity for Potato to push his career to challenge for a top title. It's a chance to beat up a guy whose as cocky Mr.Potato with none of the training or skill.
Speaking of which , since you mentioned having the most dangerous "move"" in the FAWA , what is your base? Muy Thai? Boxing? Kickboxing? Karate? KenPo? Aikido? Tae Kwon Do? No? Do you even know what any of those are? Shime-waza? Ippon seoi nage? Hadaka Jime? Didn't understand any of that either? Well then Good Luck and we hope you enjoy your brutal ass whooping.
You're gonna get f***ed up , homie.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jun 9, 2012 14:24:44 GMT -5
I'm sure you all now....that I'm usually a fire and brimstone speaker. I yell and I scream constantly. Some people think it's awesome, some don't. I don't give a sh**. All of you can hate my guts, or love me for being a real man, but I don't care. I don't care about what 99% percent of what you all say about me.
All I ask, is that I'm respected. That I am respected as THE badass of FAWA. You see, I look up and down this roster, great wrestlers, great skilled wrestlers, great skilled TOUGH wrestlers. But not many people are true MEN. There are only TWO true men left in the FAWA, that's Frank Castle.....and me. There are many guys here, that try to pretend that they are true men, but fall short, big time. That's you Ryan Blood. And you Square.
I just love how Ryan Blood has turned a 180 over the past few months. This spineless, weak, pathetic man, who runs around thinking he owns the damn place. He thinks he's a badass now. BLOOD YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CROCK OF SH** IN THIS COMPANY!!!!! Everyone in the fallen if full of sh**. But you know what, Castle and I, are the genuine article. We say we are gonna kick ass...AND WE KICK ASS!!!!! That's why Ryan Blood, you are NEVER gonna beat The Punisher. Because, you don't have big enough balls to do it!!!
And in closing, I'm going to make a promise to you and and to everyone watching, that next week....I'm going to send the message that I wanted to sent a week ago, but was screwed out of. Blood....I hope you watch next week...I hope you are watching. Because, if you think I'm a monster now....YOU'VE SEEN NOTHING YEEEEEEEET!!!!!!![/color]
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