Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best?

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Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 4, 2012 9:19:06 GMT -5

Post by Celgress on Apr 4, 2012 9:19:06 GMT -5

Well with little usual information about Impact this week,

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{Spoiler}few spoilers

, better get the ball rolling a tad earlier than usual:

Preview IMPACT WRESTLING Thursday On SpikeTV: Hulk Hogan Takes Control

Preview Thursday's IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast on SpikeTV at 9/8c. If you can't watch it Thursday, make sure to set your DVR to record it so you don't miss any of the action.

- Hulk Hogan is now the General Manager and takes control of IMPACT WRESTLING this Thursday. According to Hogan, he wants to start this new era by addressing the entire roster! What does Hogan have planned? What changes are coming? Tune in and find out!

- Thursday's broadcast will also feature the big return of the Motorcity Machine Guns, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin

- Before he ties the knot with ODB, Eric Young will have his Bachelor Party on Thursday's IMPACT

- Country Music group Montgomery Gentry will be in attendance with "Cowboy" James Storm

- The road to the April 15 "Lockdown" Pay-Per-View event continues

- Plus, all of the major IMPACT WRESTLING Superstars will be there, including World Champion Bobby Roode, Jeff Hardy, Kurt Angle, Bully Ray, The lovely TNA Knockouts and more

Source:

www.impactwrestling.com/news/item/3437-Preview-IMPACT-WRESTLING-Next-Thursday-On-SpikeTV-Hulk-Hogan-Takes-Control

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Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 4, 2012 9:26:29 GMT -5

Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2012 9:26:29 GMT -5

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{Spoiler}- Before he ties the knot with ODB, Eric Young will have his Bachelor Party on Thursday's IMPACT

- Country Music group Montgomery Gentry will be in attendance with "Cowboy" James Storm

Whoo Hooo!

f*** Cancer

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Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 4, 2012 9:29:36 GMT -5

Post by Celgress on Apr 4, 2012 9:29:36 GMT -5

Apr 4, 2012 9:26:29 GMT -5 jagilki said:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}- Before he ties the knot with ODB, Eric Young will have his Bachelor Party on Thursday's IMPACT

- Country Music group Montgomery Gentry will be in attendance with "Cowboy" James Storm

Whoo Hooo!

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}Other than the Bitchoff Saga, I hate the Saga of retard EY the most.

Last Edit: Apr 4, 2012 9:30:04 GMT -5 by Celgress

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Bram wants to 'urt you Dennis Stamp Cloned from a bearded egg. Posts: 3,797	Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 4:14:05 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Apr 5, 2012 4:14:05 GMT -5 GM Hogan. Genetically Modified Hogan. Damn, Russo, you missed a trick there.

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Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 4:47:27 GMT -5

Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 5, 2012 4:47:27 GMT -5

Apr 4, 2012 9:26:29 GMT -5 jagilki said:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}- Before he ties the knot with ODB, Eric Young will have his Bachelor Party on Thursday's IMPACT

- Country Music group Montgomery Gentry will be in attendance with "Cowboy" James Storm

Whoo Hooo!

Wrestlemania baby, woooo!

Apr 4, 2012 9:29:36 GMT -5 Celgress said:

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{Spoiler}Other than the Bitchoff Saga, I hate the Saga of retard EY the most.

You're not alone in not liking that.

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Richard Global Moderator Ain't nuthin gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitree to progress cognatious thunk. Posts: 90,979	Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 19:01:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Richard on Apr 5, 2012 19:01:25 GMT -5 Kurt is claiming "2 of TNA's best put on a 5 star clinic" to open the show.

comahan Bill S. Preston, Esq. Posts: 17,899	Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 19:03:32 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by comahan on Apr 5, 2012 19:03:32 GMT -5 I wonder if hes talking about next week, cause i read something for next week that might fit that description
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comahan Bill S. Preston, Esq. Posts: 17,899	Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 19:16:18 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by comahan on Apr 5, 2012 19:16:18 GMT -5 katarina waters ‏ @infamous_winter and tonight.. the moment you have all been waiting for.. the infamous winter's big return to impact!! only on spike_tv at 9pm.. be there!!!
	He has a song. He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice & fire.

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Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 19:36:02 GMT -5

Post by Celgress on Apr 5, 2012 19:36:02 GMT -5

Apr 5, 2012 19:16:18 GMT -5 comahan said:

katarina waters ‏ @infamous_winter

and tonight.. the moment you have all been waiting for.. the infamous winter's big return to impact!! only on spike_tv at 9pm.. be there!!!

YAY ;D

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comahan Bill S. Preston, Esq. Posts: 17,899	Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 19:37:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by comahan on Apr 5, 2012 19:37:31 GMT -5 Yea, im quite happy about that! I was afraid shed been quietly let go or something.
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Krazee Salacious Crumb Posts: 71,547	Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 20:01:13 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Krazee on Apr 5, 2012 20:01:13 GMT -5 oh yeah Hogan is GM
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Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 20:02:13 GMT -5

Post by Andrew is Good on Apr 5, 2012 20:02:13 GMT -5

Apr 5, 2012 20:00:54 GMT -5 ________ has left the building said:

Recap of Hogan's 2 hour fellatio.

You're so great Hulk. Oh Hulk, you'll do such a great job. Let's have the whole locker room come out and talk about how great you are.

This works better as a heel, because the heel can force all his workers to come out and listen.

Or it could work for a guy like Teddy Long, because he wasn't much of a dominant force.

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Krazee Salacious Crumb Posts: 71,547	Impact! Thread 5/4/12: GM Hogan Knows Best? Apr 5, 2012 20:02:54 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Krazee on Apr 5, 2012 20:02:54 GMT -5 man there's not many Impact Wrestlers
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