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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 21, 2006 15:06:07 GMT -5
The HLA Match had left one competitor knocked out and Torrie Wilson desperately gasping for air. Maria: I swear they're my real nails. I'd never use Lee Press-On Nails! Lita: *thinks* Ow, why does my ass hurt so much? Oh...yeah. I forgot about that football team last night. Hacksaw shows off his new platinum tooth. Duggan: ARGGHHHHH!!!! Splinters in my no no spot! Edge: Awww, where's its mom? Edge celebrates finishing the World's largest popsicle. Kane found it incredibly easy to play Peekaboo with Chris Masters Kane uses his deadly Crane Kick to take down the Cobra Kai Mama: Baby wants to f--k! Baby wants to f--k Blue Velvet! Don't you f--king look at me! Shelton begins injecting Ric Flair with cheddar cheese and ranch dressing before dropping him in the deep fryer. Shelton would have a hard time convincing Flair that his bat wasn't corked after this incident. Shelton burst into tears when he found out that both he and Mama are starring in the remake of Taboo. This was creative's ultimate plan for the Intercontinental Title. Isn't it supposed to be girls on trampolines? *checks again* Nevermind, we're cool. Lieutenant Dan found a new calling as a professional wrestler. All you need is 4 more Spirit Squad members and then you can tell me a lie... Marty: Woah, this is kinda cool when you're not on qualudes. Shawn: Yeah, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. Those weren't qualudes...I gave you Flinstones vitamins all those years. Shawn: This is the greatest intervention of my life! Marty: Shawn, I'm the one with the problem. Shawn: Me Me Me Me ME ME ME! Watch Van Dam's head turn every color of the rainbow. Triple H's visit to Sesame Street revealed that he still has to count on his fingers. I only posted this picture to get some of my heel heat back.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Feb 21, 2006 15:18:18 GMT -5
I believe a Darth VAder quote is in order. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..................................
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Post by bobrock29 on Feb 21, 2006 15:23:38 GMT -5
Why does Trips have to have that horrible facial hair. Why does he always look like he just got out of the shower too.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Feb 21, 2006 15:26:19 GMT -5
Shawn was always a big hit while in the middle of a breakdancing circle. Triple H shares with us how many beers he had to drink a day to lose the definition in his abs.
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Post by Psy on Feb 21, 2006 15:29:17 GMT -5
I wish I knew how to quit you.
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Feb 21, 2006 15:33:33 GMT -5
lil dude's 3rd one and Rockers hug beat ALL!
EDIT: 2 COUNT! PSY with a roll up! 1 2 3!
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Post by Virt McGirt on Feb 21, 2006 15:35:34 GMT -5
hahaha
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Post by samachine on Feb 21, 2006 15:37:29 GMT -5
"You are the anchor that gives my spirit license to soar"
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Feb 21, 2006 15:38:58 GMT -5
"Lemmy!" "Marky!" "Lemmy!!" "Marky!!" "Lemmy!!!" "Marky!!!" Repeat for as long as you can be bothered
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Post by Psy on Feb 21, 2006 15:39:13 GMT -5
Now if someone could get a pic of Jeff Jarrett in a staredown, we could have a Brokeback (King of the) Mountain.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Feb 21, 2006 15:42:07 GMT -5
The referee desperately tries to avoid the "Edge has wood" punchline.
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Post by shiranui on Feb 21, 2006 15:44:23 GMT -5
Edge: "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lita: "You know, it was bad enough when Cena and Hacksaw did that." Kane is trying to get accepted into the Ministry Of Silly Walks, while Masters does his best to help him perfect his walk. The Spirit Squad guy is about to throw an aerial fireball like his hero, Liu Kang always does. Hey, it's Dhalsim! Why is he dressed in green?
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Post by Dave the Dave on Feb 21, 2006 15:55:10 GMT -5
No caption, but I can't beleive I am saying this, I actually hope Cena wins.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 21, 2006 18:58:08 GMT -5
You know there's way too many new threads being made when 3 hours later and this thread is on PAGE 3!
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JerryArr: Hat!
Mephisto
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Post by JerryArr: Hat! on Feb 21, 2006 19:41:47 GMT -5
HBK completes his heel turn, joining the Spirit Squad, by elbow dropping Invisibly Guy.
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Feb 21, 2006 19:45:24 GMT -5
By gawd! They're all ganging up on Invisi-Bill! Come On! That man has a family!
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Post by sithspit on Feb 21, 2006 19:53:46 GMT -5
Lita is unimpressed as Edge attempts to eat the microphone Hacksaw attempts to stop North Korea all by himself Edge tries to poke down the bird caught in the ceiling Chris Masters tries desperatly to help Kane get his boot off Shelton seems to have missed whilst trying to attach Flair's 'Swedish member enlarger' Shawn was unphased, seeing as people throw themselves at him all day long..... When Big Show ate their ball, the Spirit Squad had to improvise in their game of 'catch'
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Rave The Rich
Don Corleone
Zoey's reaction to Total Nonstop Angle.
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Post by Rave The Rich on Feb 21, 2006 20:03:00 GMT -5
Lieutenant Dan found a new calling as a professional wrestler. LMFAO
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Feb 21, 2006 20:09:28 GMT -5
Mama: Baby wants to f--k! Baby wants to f--k Blue Velvet! Don't you f--king look at me! That is the funniest thing that has been said today anywhere in the world. "F--- THAT S---! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 21, 2006 20:22:38 GMT -5
That's right, folks. This whole thing can fit inside her mouth. Duggan: HOOOOOOO! Duggan: HOOOOOOO! Duggan: (whispers) hooooo Coming soon to theatres: Brokeback RingPost. Masters: Dammit, Kane. That's not how Ralph Maccio did it. Shelton: Hey, let's play baseball. I'll be Barry Bonds. Ric: Great. Who should I be? Shelton: John Kruk. Ric: But Shelton, I have both of my... Shelton: Oh, dont' worry, I'll fix that. Ladies and Gentlemen...The Flying Teabag! Cena: Does it scare you Hunter? Does it scare you that I can stuff this entire belt inside my ear canal?
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