{Spoiler}YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
ON THIS DAY
I STARTED OUT AS A TARD YELLING AT RANDOM PEOPLE AND HITTING WALLS
COULD OF BEEN THE NEXT EUGENE
BUT I DECIDED TO BECOME MEAN
DECIDED I WAS A VAMPIRE
ROSE THROUGH FIRE LIKE A BOSS
GANGREL GAVE ME A TOSS BECAUSE I WAS MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE
BECAME A FACE FOUGHT THE HARDY BOYS
THEN BECAME A SURFIN DUDE GIVING FIVE SECOND POSES
PROMISED NOT TO BILLY GUNN MY KING OF THE RING
THINGS WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH
UNTIL CHRISTIAN DECIDED TO BE A BITCH
THEN I WAS IN THE SMACKDOWN SIX AND HAD GREAT MATCHES
IT SEEMED MY PROPHECY WAS RIGHT. I WASNT BILLY GUNNING MY THRONE.
EXCEPT IN A RECURRING THEME I BECAME INJURY PRONE
CAME BACK AS A SHITTY FACE
HAD TO REINVENT MYSELF AS A CRAZY PSYCHOPATHIC COWARDLY OPPROTUNISTIC SLEAZY ROCKSTAR AND STOLE MATT HARDYS GIRLFRIEND
WON A BUNCH OF WORLD TITLES
DIDN'T HOLD THEM FOR VERY LONG NOOOO
CAUSE THE MANAGEMENT ONLY WANTED JOHN CENA
THEY WERENT READY FOR THE GRIND LIKE LESNAR COMMA RENA
FORMED A TAG TEAM WITH FAT RANDY ORTON
DUMPED HIS ASS. VICKIE GUERRERO I STARTED COURTIN
DECIDED TO f*** WITH BATISTA AND UNDERTAKER.
STARTED WRESTLING ALICIA FOX LIKE I WAS MELINA
SO VICKIE DECIDED I NEEDED TO MEET MY MAKER
UNFORTUNATELY IM A CRAZY BASTARD WHICH SHE DIDNT KNOW
I EVEN FORGOT IT BRIEFLY ONCE. I NEEDED MICK FOLEY FOR IT TO SHOW AGAIN
DECIDED ID DRAG HER DOWN TO HELL WITH ME
UNDERTAKER HAD OTHER PLANS
DECIDED TO CHOKESLAM ME TO THE FIREY PIT
OOOOOOH SHIT
CAME BACK WITH A BEARD
PROVED THE FAT FAILURE TURTLES WRONG
DECIDED THAT VICKIE WAS INFERIOR
GOT INJURED AGAIN(RECURRING THEME)
JERICHO SAID HE WAS GENETICALLY SUPERIOR
WHICH FORCED ME TO BECOME A SHITTY FACE. IT WASNT A GOOD MATCH.
INFACT IT STUNK LIKE MELINAS SNATCH
TURNED HEEL AGAIN LOST IN THE SHUFFLE WASNT GOING TOO FAR
DECIDED TO BE A FACE THAT WAS RATED R
WON THE WORLD TITLE
REFORMED MY TAG TEAM
MILLIONS AT WRESTLEMANIA DURING MY ENTRANCE SCREAMED
THEN BECAUSE I HAD SACRIFICED MY BODY,MY NECK COULDNT MEND. SADLY IT ALL CAME TO AN END
STARTED OUT KINDA WEIRD
THEN I SHOOK UP THE WORLD AND BECAME A LEGEND
WRESTLING WITHOUT ME WONT BE THE SAME BUT MY SPIRIT WILL LIVE ON ALWAYS IN THE HALL OF FAME
EVEN THOUGH I LOOK LIKE CRIMSON NOW
NOW THERES A GUY KINDA LIKE ME IN DEVOLPMENTAL. HES CRAZY TOO AND SLEAZY AS WELL. HE EVEN TALKS OF HIS EXPLICIT CONTENT LIKE I DID
LETS HOPE THAT HE TAKES OUT MICK FOLEY CAUSE HE'S ACCOUNTABLE
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