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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 28, 2012 19:37:36 GMT -5
Just a heads up: My internet connection is down for the moment, and I'm running off of free wifi that McDonald's was nice enough to provide. So I may not be on as much, but I'm still here. Also, looking at the front page, Hayden is supposed to be a face. Don't know how he got onto the Rudo Roster. Sorry there. I must have misinterpreted the "in his own mind" part. I'll correct it the first chance I get.
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 28, 2012 20:51:54 GMT -5
Just sent in Vokoun vs General
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Post by Bull Ant on May 29, 2012 19:42:51 GMT -5
Whens the show
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 29, 2012 19:49:31 GMT -5
I was just gonna ask. How is the show coming along?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 29, 2012 21:32:48 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] The Sam: Welcome FAWA Galaxy to another exciting episode of Niteraw! I’m your General Manager, The Sam, and with me as always in the announce booth is your Freakin’ Awesome Champion: Commissioner Vincent Van Agony!Viva: It’s good to be here while it lasts, Sammy. The Sam: Indeed, Viva, indeed. For those tuning in for the first time, last week saw the beginning of the end of the greatest era in FAWA History as Jonathan Michaels and Sarah Nakatomi-Michaels forced FAWA Majority Shareholder, Boiler Room Brawler, into signing a contract under threat of litigation. Viva: Well, BRB hasn’t signed it just yet. He agreed to almost all the terms of the contract, but he’ll be damned if Jonathan Michaels returns to his company while he’s still in charge. The Sam: Indeed. I hear he’s been training every day since last Niteraw and he’s full of vim and vigor and rage. Viva: The part that irks me is that he gladly agreed to reinstate “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and Jesse King into our announce positions. The Sam: Well, I'm proud to have been a part of this announce team while it lasted. We refreshed the scene from those two old fogies but it seems that the FAWA Galaxy at large just wasn’t ready for our brand of fresh, new, and exciting dialogue in the wrestling commentary business.Viva: Right you are, The Sam. The next few weeks will be our last, so we may as well go out in a blaze of glory. Unfortunately tonight’s commentary starts with two teams of men I despise!MM: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may dieViva: Oh give me a break… *Pyro rockets from the center of the arena and hits the stage. As fog pours from the stage, Jeremy Dupoe is trying to keep Mario Nett calm and read his book at the same time. Considering that Nett is practically chomping at the bit to get to the ring and start destroying things, Dupoe is not doing too well.* MM: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 256 pounds, Mario Nett and Jeremy Dupoe!Viva: I'm amazed that nobody really is trying to do anything to restrain Nett, especially Dupoe. I doubt he's as serious about trying to placate him as he claims.The Sam: I think it's great! There's a lot of people in this company who should be torn apart, and I can name a whole bunch right now!Viva: Any of them in this match? The Sam: Sure! *Then the generator shutoff sound hits. Then the lights start flashing black, emerald, and white as the screamed opening of "This Could Be Anywhere In The World" triggers a huge batch of pyro. Marshall Wesley Coventry and Gus Richlen walk out and head to the ring, Coventry giving a couple of aside glances towards his twin brother to make sure that Richlen doesn't suddenly snap like he did against Ryan Bergman.* MM: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 410 pounds, the team of Marshall Wesley Coventry and the "Emerald Warrior" Gus Richlen, Transgression And Redemption!Viva: And here is at least one person that I will be glad to never have to announce for once I’m gone!*Lloyd McFloyd calls for the bell as Dupoe and Coventry start it off. They lock up, but Coventry starts throwing elbows to Dupoe's temple to break before nailing a throat thrust! He then takes Dupoe and tosses him shoulder-first into the ringpost in his and Richlen's corner before tagging Richlen in. Richlen starts blasting Dupoe with punches to the shoulder before McFloyd makes him back off. Dupoe extricates himself from the corner, but Richlen pulls him around and snap suplexes him! 1! Dupoe kicks out, but Richlen drags him to his feet, picks him up, and hits a running powerslam! 1! 2! Dupoe kicks out, but Richlen gets him in an armlock and, grabbing him by the tights, THROWS him into the corner!* Viva: And there's some of that unusual strength that Richlen possesses! Have I ever mentioned that to you Sammy? That man needs to be reported to the Parts Unknown Athletics Commission. Where’s Caleb Fourchon and his Piss Test Challenge when you need him?The Sam: Seems nobody can find him for that; not even himself. Viva: You’re stretching, Sam. You’re stretching. *Richlen tags his brother in, and Coventry runs the ropes and blasts Dupoe with a lariat! 1! 2! Dupoe kicks out, so Coventry throws him with an inverted hip toss, but he inadvertantly throws him to Nett, who gets tagged in! Nett starts throwing haymakers at the not-quite aware Coventry, stunning him enough to allow Nett to hit a spinning neckbreaker! 1! Coventry kicks out, but Nett whips him to the corner, then hits a crossbody! Coventry staggers back out and is dropped with a scoop suplex! 1! 2! Coventry kicks out, but Nett tags Dupoe in. Dupoe gets a few stiff elbow shots to Coventry before hitting a neckbreaker!* The Sam: This is great! The only thing that'd make this better is if that garbage brother of his were getting that crap beat out of him!Viva: Y’know, Sam, I like it when we come together and agree on things. *1! 2! Coventry kicks out but Dupoe picks him up and hits a backbreaker! 1! 2! Coventry kicks out again, so Dupoe tries to Irish whip him to the ropes, but Coventry counters into one of his own that sends Dupoe through the ropes! Taking the opportunity that he has, Coventry crawls over and tags Richlen in!* The Sam: And Gus Richlen is about to go on the rampage! C'mon, Dupoe, you need to finish him off NOW!!!!*Dupoe gets back in the ring in time for Richlen to spring at him, raining down lefts and rights before whipping him to the ropes and catching him on the rebound with an inverted Boss Man slam! 1! 2! Dupoe kicks out, so Richlen starts to pick him up, but he gets a knee to the face before Dupoe tags Nett in. Nett starts wailing away at Richlen with haymakers before kicking him in the gut and lifting him up, but Richlen counters a powerbomb into a headscissors takedown! It sends Nett right to Dupoe, who tags in and runs, but Richlen slides under the attempted Thesz press, gets up, turns around, and catches him on the rebound with the Carnosel! Nett tries to run in, but Coventry re-enters and shoves him off the apron! McFloyd runs over and orders him out of the ring, but Coventry accidentally has the ref distracted, and Dupoe grabs the book and drives it into Richlen's midsection! He then grabs the former Inter-Forum Champion and plans for a Sanity Breaker on the book, but Coventry spots it and bails from the ring, causing McFloyd to turn and see the book on the mat. He goes to get rid of it, but this distraction allows Richlen to get free and grab Dupoe by the throat! Coventry slides in unnoticed and grabs Dupoe's throat as well, AND THEY PICK HIM UP AND DELIVER A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!! Coventry bails again and cuts Nett down from the apron as Richlen covers! 1! 2! 3!* MM: Here are your winners, Marshall Wesley Coventry and the "Emerald Warrior" Gus Richlen, Transgression And Redemption!The Sam: And in what has been a long time coming, Gus Richlen has finally picked up the win tonight! Sorry there, Viva…Viva: Long time coming?! It should never have occurred! Why can't McFloyd have actually been more objective for once?!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 29, 2012 23:01:19 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] Muffer: Ladies and gentleman....the following contest is set for ONE FALL and this is a Freaking Awesome Title shot match!!!!
*IronMan by Black Sabbeth Muffer: Coming down the aisle, representing ViVA INC.... accompanied to the ring by Lou Thesz III, From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 280 pounds....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!!!!!!-Vokoun and Thesz slowly walk out from the curtain. The crowd gives him a huge pop, then gets massive heat. Vokoun has a determined look on his face and doesn't even look at the crowd. The Sam: This match is a huge one for Smokin Vokoun. After being humilated by Ryan Blood and the Fallen a few weeks back, he has become even MORE intense than he usually is. I don't know how that's possible.ViVA: It's Smokin Vokoun, what do you expect? This man if he really wanted to could rip off anyone's head right off their spine. Hell, he can even rip your head off Sam.The Sam: Ummm....no thanks.-Vokoun paces back and forth in the ring while Lou tries to calm him down. *21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson Muffer: And his opponent...from Lansing Michigan...weighing in at 225 pounds...THE GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!!!! -The crowd awaits The General's arrival....but he doesn't show up. Vokoun looks at the entrance way confused and starts screaming for General to get his ass out here. Just then, The General jumps over the guard rail. He has a steel chain wrapped around his his right hand and a steel chair in the left. The General quietly slides into the ring. Vokoun is still looking towards the entrance way. Lou is screaming for Smokey to turn around, when Vokoun does...BAM!!!!! GENERAL COLD COCKS VOKOUN WITH THE MONKEY'S PAW WITH A STEEL CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND IT!!!!!! Lou Thesz jumps on the apron and screams at The General. The General then hits Thesz with another Monkey's Paw which knocks Thesz off the apron. The General looks down at Vokoun, who appears to be out cold. The General then puts him foot on Vokoun's chest...... 1 2 -Then suddenly The General takes his foot off Vokoun's chest!!! ViVA: I don't understand this!!! The General has this match won already! Smokin Vokoun is out cold!!!!!The Sam: I think The General remembers Gookermania IV...Smokin Vokoun basically tortured The General in that Ally Fight. I don't think The General has much thought in winning this match...but just pure torture. -The General picks up a limp Vokoun and shoots him into the ropes. Vokoun basically collapses into the ropes, and just barely being able to hold himself up. The General grabs Vokoun and ties him up into the ropes. General then picks up the steel chair and....BAM!!!! The General hits a vicious chair shot! HE HITS ANOTHER ONE!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! AND YET ANOTHER ONE!!!! Vokoun looks completely out of it. He is also BUSTED WIDE OPEN[/color] The General unties him and Vokoun face plants on the mat. ViVA: Come on...this is not right. The General should put Vokoun out of his misery right now.-The General then lays down the steel chair, picks up Vokoun AND HITS A DDT RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!!! The General goes for the cover.... 1 2 -The General gets off of Vokoun again. He wags his finger to the crowd, saying that he's not done yet. The General gets up and picks up the steel chain. He starts to laugh and starts whipping Smokey's back with the steel chain. Vokoun is screaming in pain while The General is just laughing it up. The Sam: I think its clear that The General is enjoying this. And I don't blame General one bit. Vokoun tried to kill General at Gookermania IV...and The General is only returning the favor.-The General then gets an idea. He wraps the chain around Vokoun's neck. Choking the life out of him. Then The General picks up Vokoun by the neck and throws him over the top rope...BUT VOKOUN IS HANGING FROM A STEEL CHAIN!!!!! Vokoun is squirming trying to get out, but The General just ties the steel chain to the ring ropes. The General then slides out of the ring and grabs another steel chair. The Sam: I got a bad feeling about this!! But I really can't say I don't approve of this.-The General screams at Smokin Vokoun "REMEMBER THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! ?" General rears back and BAM!!!! General smashes the steel chair across Vokoun's skull. The General rears back again and BAM!!! But when The General goes for a third one....Lou Thesz comes out from behind and snatches the steel chair. The General turns around with an angry look and Lou tries to beg off. Then Lou starts running and The General chases after him. As this is going on, Vokoun's chain noose finally breaks and Smokey crumples to the floor. The General and Lou run around the ring for 3 laps...then out of nowhere..SMOKIN VOKOUN SPRINGS TO LIFE AND HITS A VICIOUS SPINEBUSTER ON THE GENERAL ON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!! Both men are down. ViVA: YES! What a momentum shift that was. All Lou was trying to what get Vokoun's wind back. I knew there was a good reason to pay him the big bucks!! Lou your a genius!!!!-Lou runs to Vokoun with water and a towel. Vokoun is almost recovered from the attack. While The General is writhing on the floor, screaming about having broken ribs. Vokoun slowly gets up and sees The General in pain. Vokoun sees the steel chair and grabs. He then starts wacking the steel chair over The General's injured ribs. Vokoun then picks up The General and throws him into the steel steps, knocking the steps loose. Then Vokoun grabs the steel steps and starts bashing it on to The General's hurt ribs. ViVA: That's something that I and Lou taught Vokoun, see that your opponent's hurt and take advantage.The Sam: The General really looks hurt with what appears to be hurt ribs. I don't know if he broke them or not. But The General looks to be in trouble.-Vokoun grabs The General and throws him back into the ring. Smokey looks under the ring and pulls out a trashcan, a barbwire steel chair and pulls out a table. He slides all of these into the ring. The General is trying to pull himself up, but can't because of his ribs. Vokoun grabs The General and shoots him into the ropes and HIT'S A DROP TOE HOLD ON THE GENERAL WHO THEN HITS THE BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR HEAD FIRST!!!!! The General is know BUSTED WIDE OPEN Vokoun goes for the cover.... 1 2 KICKOUT!! -Vokoun lifts up The General AND HITS THE PULLING PILEDRIVER ONTO A TABLE!!!! Vokoun goes for the cover again... 1 2 KICKOUT!! Smokin then looks at the table and has a sick smile on his face. Vokoun gets up and sets up the table. The General looks like he's completely out of it. Vokoun lifts of The General and lays him onto the table. Vokoun signals that he's gonna go to the top.. ViVA: Looks like Smokey is going for the Flying Elbow Drop!!!The Sam: If he hits this, then it's pretty much over!!!-Smokey climbs to the top rope and looks at the crowd. He screams at the top of his lungs and flies....THE GENERAL MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!! VOKOUN CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! The General is fighting to get up...with every bit of strength that he has left in his body. The pain from his ribs is unbearable. The General finally gets to his feet. The General sees the barbwire steel chair. The General has a sick smile on his face ViVA: I don't think I like where this is going, Sam.The Sam: The General always is a little nuts, but I don't think he even cares at this point!!-Smokin Vokoun is crawling to the turnbuckles trying to pull himself up. Meanwhile, The General pulls the barbwire off of the steel chair and wraps it around his hand. Vokoun finally pulls himself and turns around...BAM!!!! THE GENERAL HITS VOKOUN WITH A BARBWIRE MONKEY'S PAW!!!!! However, Vokoun stays up due to clinging to the top turnbuckle. He holds his bloody face in pain. The General signals that he's gonna end this. He climbs to the top rope and goes to pick up Vokoun for the Gorilla Bomb....BUT HE CAN'T DO IT!!!! The General's hurt ribs gives out and he drops Vokoun. The Sam: Those damn ribs. The General can't lift up Vokoun's 280 pound frame for the Gorilla Bomb!!+-The General tries to go for the Gorilla Bomb again...but Vokoun fights out of it. Smokey then grabs The General, puts him on his shoulders...AND HITS A VICIOUS SAMOAN DROP ON TOP OF A STEEL CHAIR!!!! The General looks out of it. Vokoun then shoots The General into the turnbuckle. Vokoun climbs the top rope, picks up The General...AND HIT'S THE SMOKE BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! Smokey goes for the cover.... 1 2 3!!!!! Muffer: Ladies and Gentleman, the winner of this match...SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!!!-Lou Thesz III jumps up and down on the outside and pulls Vokoun out of the ring. Smokin Vokoun can barely stand up and Lou has to help Vokoun out of the ringside area. The Sam: What a matchup that was!!! The General showed, once again that he has a heart of a champion. And he gave everything he had, but his body just couldn't hold out any longer. He truly is a FAWA Legend.ViVA: Hey, Smokin Vokoun proved that he has the heart of a champion too. He took everything that The General could throw at him....and he STILL won the match. Which is not surprising coming from a ViVA Inc member.The Sam: But Vincent....you might have to face this man real soon. Do you really want to face a fellow ViVA Inc member? Especially a man like Smokin Vokoun? And...what if he beats you!!??ViVA: Sam....Vokoun knows his loyalties. And that's all I'm gonna say.The Sam: Uh....huh.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 29, 2012 23:01:38 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] MM: The following match is scheduled for one fall, in the ring, Jack "The Snack" Rogers. *Duran Duran's "The Reflex" hits* MM: And making his way down the ring, from Suffragette City, weighing in at 235 pounds, James "The Experience" Troy. *Troy walks down the ramp and tries to get high fives from the audience members but they seem to care less, ne shrugs winks at a pretty girl and rolls into the ring* Viva: Sam what do you think of this kid James Troy? The Sam: I give him 10 seconds against the man, the myth, the legend Jack "The Snack" Rogers Viva: When was the last time Rogers won a match? The Sam: When was the last time this kid won a match? Viva: Touché*The bell rings* Troy puts out his hand out for a handshake, but has out smacked away by Rogers* The Sam: Look he's already asking for mercy*Rogers knees him in the gut and signals for a DDT, as he grabs Troy's head he's pushed away and is hit by a lariat knocking him off his feet* Viva: Nearly decapitating Rogers with that lariat! The Sam: Eh, seen better *Troy points towards the crowd and gets a small number of cheers, as Rogers gets back up he hits him with a uppercut that stuns him followed by a haymaker that takes him off his feet* Viva: Rogers can't seem to catch a break here*Troy goes up top and again signals to the crowd to a slightly larger number of cheers, he then takes a breath and hits a moonsault and goes for a pin 1! 2! Rogers gets his shoulder up * The Sam: I'll admit this kid has been slightly impressive but he needs to stop pandering towards these idiots Viva: There's something we both can agree on*Troy picks up Rogers and is hit with a low blowt that brings him down to one knee he then takes Troy's head and signals for a DDT* The Sam: Nice knowing you kid * Right before Rogers can hit the DDT Troy wiggles and grabs his legs and takes him down* Viva: I thought Rogers had him there!*Troy props Rogers' legs up and sets his in between and ties them around his leg before flipping him over and sits on his back hitting the sharpshooter in then center of the ring* Viva: Oh man this might be all she wrote for Rogers*Troy cranks up the pressure until Rogers finally taps out* MM: Here is your winner by submission, James Troy! The Sam: No! No! No! You got to be kidding me! This kid must have cheated! Viva: You I both saw that, and this kid won cleanly in the middle of that ringThe Sam: Well then he must have paid off the ref, in fact I don't think we saw Rogers tap Viva: Yeah sure Sam*Troy rolls at the ring as "The Reflex" plays in the background, as he heads up the ramp he walks over to the girl he winked at before anc gives her his jacket and smiles, before heading to the back*
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 29, 2012 23:02:01 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] Sam: Next up we have Michael Hayden defending his TV title against Jake Badd. Now of course you know the Badd brothers were brought into the company thanks to yours truly. This is a big test for Hayden.Viva: Really now, Sam? Have the Badd brothers done anything other than getting destroyed by everyone? Sam: You better watch your mouth Viva. There is a reason they are called the Badd brothers.Viva: Yeah well he's gonna deal with Hollywood's Own, Sam. That isn't an easy task.MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the FAWA Television Championship. Currently in the ring, HE IS THE CHALLENGER, JAKE BADD!!! Sam: There he is ready to go! You got this Jake!*"Call Me Uprising" plays. The arena lights rapidly flash on and off in time with the music. As the constant drum beat kicks in, Hayden slides on to the stage with his arms extended almost as if he was casually surfing on the steel. After his slick entrance on stage, he turns and points to each side of the crowd. He jumps up and down, trying to get pumped up for the match, and then shakes off treks down the ramp as if on a mission but managing to "slap five" with the fans on the way down. He steps up on to the ring apron and swings around, holding on to the ring ropes, staring back at the crowd. He tries to rally them up by taunting or shouting or whatever, then steps through the ropes and in to the ring. He runs up the turnbuckle and takes his T-Shirt off, throwing it in to the crowd for a fan to catch. he then slaps his chest with his open right hand once and then throws both arms to the side and points away from him. He hops down from the second rope and gets ready to wrestle.* MM: Weighing in at 202 lbs. Hailing from Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood California. He is the FAWA TV CHAMPION..."HOLLYWOOD'S OWN" MICHAEL HAYDEN!!!Viva: Here comes Hollywood, Sam. You wouldn't understand but at one time I was caught up in the lights and glamor and rode that right to the top of this company!Sam: He got lucky last week, Viva. Hayden won't be able to stand up to Jake Badd so easily.*The bell sounds and the two men lock up in the center. Hayden gets the edge and locks in a headlock, but Jake quickly weasels out of it. He moves towards Hayden and they lock up again. Jake slowly pushes Michael to the corner and the ref breaks them up, but not before a cheap shot courtesy of Jake nails Michael in the face.* Viva: I suspect that was a direct teaching from you Sam. The cheap shot?Sam: Hey when it doesn't get you disqualified it's a perfectly legal move. Hell if the ref isn't looking kick the guy in his family jewels. Any means necessary to win, Viva. Viva:...And I hear people call ME the scumbag.*The two men lock up for the third time and Jake throws Michael into the ropes. Michael ducks under a clothesline from Jake and as Jake turns out he gets nailed by a dropkick from Hayden. Hayden goes for a quick cover but Jake easily kicks out.* Viva: Tables were turned pretty quickly, Sam. Badd is in trouble.Sam: It is still early in the match. Jake could easily fight back.*Hayden lifts up Jake but he gets hit in the stomach by Jake. He backs up and Jake charges at him, but Hayden drops him with a drop toe hold. Michael bounces off the ropes and as Jake lifts up his head he gets nailed with a Shining Wizard. Hayden goes for a pin but Jake just manages to kick out.* Viva: Badd boys badd boys, whatcha gonna do?Sam: Will you please take this seriously? This is a match for a title.Viva: You said Jake would destroy Michael.*Michael lifts Jake up and attempts to hit a suplex but Jake flips through it. Jake pushes Michael into the ropes. Michael turns around and gets hit with a big clothesline from Jake. Jake goes for a pin but Michael gets his shoulder up.* Sam: There we go, Jake almost had that title!Viva: What did you say about the match being early. No time to get confident, Sam.Sam: You know Viva sometimes you just annoy me.Viva: It's only because we're friends, Sammy boy.*Jake picks up Hayden and throws him into the corner. Jake charges at Michael but Hayden slips out of the way and Jake rams the turnbuckle. He slumps in the corner and Hayden charges at Jake, hitting him with a big Falcon Kick!* Viva: Now THAT was a true Hollywood move. Sam: That was a lucky move, Jake almost had him down for the count, Viva.Viva: You know my tag team partner for tonight would say something about taking advantage of every situation. I still say he's an idiot, but he does know a thing of two about ring psychology.*Michael throws Jake out of the corner and Jake falls to the mat. Jake is slow to get up but he does and turns right around into the Hand of God from Hayden, who then lifts him up for Haydenism!* Sam: Uh oh. This is definitely not good.Viva: It looks like Jake Badd just came down with a bad case of Haydenism, Sam.*Hayden locks in The Hollywood Sunset after Jake hits the mat and after a short struggle Jake taps!* MM: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! YOUR WINNER AND STILL TV CHAMPION! "HOLLYWOOD'S OWN...MICHAEL HAYDEN!!!Viva: And it's all over! That was a fairly impressive showing for Michael Hayden. Jake is definitely going to need an antidote for Haydenism.Sam: Why do you keep referencing that?Viva: You know those stars you see when you are dizzy? That's Haydenism, Sam. It's a by product of being from Sunset Boulevard and embracing the Hollywood lifestyle. Also, I just like ticking you off.Sam: Whatever, Viva. Let's go to commercial, PLEASE!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 29, 2012 23:02:23 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] The Sam: Once again the FAWA Galaxy is treated to my golden tones as I fly solo in announcing the following match. It’s what we call a “warmup” match in which the champs and challengers square off in tag team action. It’s the Head Defective Aaron Enigma and your friend and mine Vincent Van Agony up against those Ants!MM: The following match is scheduled for one fall…*”Seeing Red” by Eyeshine hits the speakers as Ghost Ant and Bull Ant make their way to the ring…* MM: Introducing first: at a combined weight of 517lbs; hailing from the Anthill they are the #1 Contenders to the Interforums and Freakin’ Awesome Championships: Bull Ant! And… Ghost Ant! The Sam: And here they come. A couple of nasty, disgusting ants! And they even have chips on their shoulders! They think that just because they can employ teamwork to chop down a tree in the Parts Unknown Arena parking lot that they can take on the Interforums Champion and the Freakin’ Awesome Champion! Solo! *”Sleep Now in the Fire” by Rage Against the Machine hits the speakers as Aaron Enigma heads for the ring…* MM: Introducing their first opponent: hailing from Concord, New Hampshire and weighing 230lbs: He is your FAWA Interforums Champion: “The Head Detective…” Aaron… Enigma! The Sam: He’s managed to hold onto that belt for quite some time, but even I’ll be damned if Bull Ant takes it off his hands at Summerfest. The man packs a magnifying glass for Pete’s sake! MM: And his partner…*”No World for Tomorrow” by Coheed & Cambria plays and Viva runs to the ring…* MM: Making his way to the ring; weighing 195lbs: he is your FAWA Freakin’ Awesome Champion: Vincent… Van… Agony! The Sam: Yes. The true star of tonight’s main event: my broadcast partner, Vincent Van Agony. Every week he brings his sardonic wit to your eardrums and every match he grinds his opponents into the mat as he proves that he and only he is worthy of the Freakin’ Awesome Championship. “The Digital Dragon” Connor Mackenzie was a flash in the pan hiccup that should be struck from the record in my opinion. *The bell rings as Ghost Ant starts with Aaron Enigma…* The Sam: Here comes the action. Enigma clearly outweighs an Ant. A Ghost Ant no less…*
*Aaron Enigma punches Ghost in the ribs…*
The Sam: Take it to him, Aaron! Work the thorax!
*Ghost returns with a big kick to the ribs…*
The Sam: Uh oh, I think Ghost Ant has the Head Detective’s strategy figured out…
*Ghost goes to the ropes for a dropkick and connects…*
The Sam: Tag in Viva, Aaron! He’s the one who has to face Ghost Ant anyway!
*Ghost tags in Bull Ant…*
The Sam: Oh for the love of- here comes the World’s Strongest Ant – gunning for the Head Detective!
*Bull Ant nails a forearm to the back of Enigma…*
The Sam: They say that Ants are proportionately one hundred times stronger than humans, and that was a hell of a forearm club to the back of the Interforums Champion...
*Bull Ant throws Aaron Enigma across the ring. Enigma quickly tags in Viva…*
The Sam: Some quick thinking by the Interforums champion; he wouldn’t want Bull Ant to know too many of the moves he’ll beat him with at Summerfest.
*Bull tags Ghost Ant.*
The Sam: Nuts.
*Ghost and Viva stare each other down…*
The Sam: Don’t engage him in a staring contest Viva! He has three times as many eyes as you!
Wait, Ghost Ant to the ropes!
Flying forearm to the Freakin’ Awesome Champ!
*Ghost springs off the ropes with a back elbow, then mounts the turnbuckle…*
The Sam: Where does Ghost Ant get that kind of energy? How does he do that? And when will Viva use his head against him?
Ghost Ant with a flying cross-
*Viva ducks Ghost’s flying crossbody splash and nails a punch to the mouth of Ghost Ant…*
The Sam: Yes! Viva with the counter!
*As Ghost tries to stand up, Viva kicks him in the ribs…*
The Sam: This is a sneak preview of Summerfest right here, FAWA Galaxy. The Freakin’ Awesome Champion ain’t afraid of no Ghost… Ant.
*Ghost stands up and…*
The Sam: Spear! Viva with the spear! He goes for the pin!
One, two, Ghost gets the shoulder up!
*Viva picks Ghost up but Ghost nails a brutal roundhouse kick…*
The Sam: Ghost Ant with a roundhouse to Viva!
*Viva backs up into the ropes and rebounds towards Ghost Ant, who nails a Spinning Back fist and collapses…*
The Sam: He’s burnt out already. Viva needs to go in for the kill. Hey, Aaron, why don’t you hand him your magnifying glass?
*Ghost crawls over and tags in Bull and falls to the floor while Viva tags in Aaron Enigma…*
The Sam: A changing of the guard as EMTs check on a measly Ant.
An uppercut to Bull Ant… Haymaker to Enigma! Who knew an Ant could do so much to a mere man?
*Bull Ant throws Aaron into the ropes and nails a spine buster…*
The Sam: Darnit, Enigma! One, two, he kicked out.
*Viva attacks Ghost on the floor…*
The Sam: Vincent Van Agony grinding a lesson into Ghost Ant’s head…
*In the ring Bull takes Aaron Enigma down to the mat with Seeing Red.*
The Sam: Seeing Red! Seeing Red to the Interforums Champ!
*Ghost Nails A round house kick but collapses on the floor…*
The Sam: And now he’s going for the Bull Rush, watch out Enigma!
*Bull goes for the Bull Rush but Aaron catches him with an inside cradle…*
The Sam: What the? Enigma with a pin out of nowhere!
One, two, three!
*”Sleep Now In the Fire” by Rage Against the Machine*
MM: Here are your winners: “The Head Detective” Aaron Enigma and Vincent Van Agony!
The Sam: The Interforums Champ pulled it off against the World’s Strongest Ant! The fighting continues on the floor between Ghost Ant and Vincent Van Agony, but who cares what an Ant thinks? The Champs are on top tonight, and it’s gonna be a rerun at Summerfest!
It’s time for a commercial!
[/i] so-called heroes. Normally I would have El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler take care of that business for me, but he’s too busy contending for the Money in the Bank or Botch Ladder Match for the World Title Shot. No, this time, it’s time for me, BRB, to step back into my company’s squared circle for the first time since Gookermania IV to keep such a poisonous, such a treacherous figure as Jonathan Michaels out of my company. He dares to hold my company responsible for the death of his woman’s old man but only after his contract was terminated? Who does he think he’s dealing with here? It’s clear to me, BRB, and one day the FAWA Galaxy is going to realize that Jonathan Michaels and his influence will kill my company dead. He cares nothing for the FAWA Galaxy like I really do. He panders to you, to “the fans,” but he’s perfectly willing to force me to reassess my company’s budget. Such ingratitude disgusts me and it should disgust the FAWA Galaxy. But I’m stepping into the ring at Summerfest. I’m putting things on the line. I’m sacrificing my visions for this petty contract of theirs, but the one thing I won’t stand for is the FAWA doors opening back up to Jonathan Michaels without a fight, and it’s a fight he’s gonna get. I am Boiler Room Brawler. I am your Majority Shareholder. I am the FAWA…[/color][/font] [/quote]
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 29, 2012 23:02:46 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] The words "DAMN RIGHT" appear on the 'Tron appear on the screen as the fans go nuts. During the first verse of the song nothing happens except the words "DAMN", "RIGHT" and "JACKSON" alternate on the screen as the fans continue to cheer. When the music picks up in the verse a new Tron Video begins to play, a sped up version of the video we just saw. As the chorus of the song is about to hit. The song cuts out. "Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT!"The song resumes as the crowd explodes. "Damn Right" Jackson steps from behind the curtain in his trademark White Suit. He raises his hands high to the air and he has a very big smile on his face. He steps to the top of the ramp, he looks to his left and then to his right, he unbuttons this jacket, throws his hands high to the air as his old Pyro goes off around him. Jackson then struts down to the ring as the crowd chant "Welcome back!" Jackson rolls into the ring, grabs a mic and waits for the crowd to settle, with a big smile on his face. Jackson: Welcome... To the RETURN of the ERA OF ATTITUDE!
Ladies and Gentlemen... The Black Dynasty is HOME!
It feels so great to be back, it's been so long. It's been too long, I mean last time I was in this ring... most of the superstars we have today weren't around. Last time I was in the ring there was a different name for the entire company, there was a different owner. There were different commentators. Hell, if I was gone any longer I would feel like a stranger in my own home.
But don't get me wrong, since the day I left, I was waiting for the day the Black Dynasty came home and graced the ring again.
Now, I'm sure you guys want some answers...
Why did I come back?
What have I been up?
And most of all... How did I find a way to look even more outstanding in my white suit?
Oh, sorry... that was just the ladies... The big question, the one I'll answer first, the question I feel you all deserve an answer to. Why did I leave?
Why did Triple Crown Champ, Longest Reigning World Champ and the man who fought to earn the crowds respect just pack up and leave?
Was it because I lost my title? No... Was it because I lost to a guy who calls himself Whitey? No... Was it because I got taken out by The Punisher? No.
The answer to the question is none of them, and at the same time all of them.
I left because I let the fans down, I let my peers down, and most of all I forgot who "Damn Right" Jackson was...
As you guys all know, despite my pride, I grew up poor and had to fight for everything that ever came to me.
Nothing was handed to me, I fought for and earnt every accolade I've achieved in my life. That brought me into this company angry and hostile. I had no fans and no friends. But I fought from the bottom all the way to the top. In the process I made alot of friends and ultimately got the fans respect. That drive, that determination took me all the way to the top. To the World Championship.
As champion, I gave every single match I fought in my all. 100% of my energy, 100% of the time. That lead to the longest title reign in this companies history.
The match where I lost the title, was the match where I lost my identity. You see, I lost my title to Colt because of interference by his stable mates, Blood and Stone.
Now, I knew I lost and I accepted that fact. Colt and the Pantheon out played me. However, I never let go of the fact that he needed help. I still viewed myself as above everything else.
I could never take an individual seriously, no matter how much they fought to establish themselves. I became the very thing that used to oppress me. I became the Man, holding others down.
This arrogance would follow me for the rest of my wrestling career. This saw me doubt Whitey Fats enough for him to beat me clean as a whistle, he went on to win the Championship. I also doubted newcomer Punisher and then his actions put me on the shelf.
I used this time to evaluation my dying career and that's when I realized what I had become, when I realized that I had no place being the "Damn Right" Jackson who gave it everything he had to be accepted.
As for what I did once I left?
When I was the champ, I got alot of media coverage. Doing all sorts of promotional work for the company. And I loved the spotlight, so I got a start in Hollywood, it was mainly cameo stuff and one starring role. I also got into music.
Just like my wrestling career, I started at the bottom and had a desire to work my way up to conquer another industry. And it's going well. I'm becoming my own man there.
And why and I back?
Because I missed home. I feel like I'm back to being the old "Damn Right" Jackson.
And last of all. What do I plan on doing?
I'm all about earning my place. So I'm not going to go straight for the World Championship, nor am I gonna fight to become the Number One Contender next week.
I'm going to earn my place and truly re-establish the Era of Attitude.
Even if that means starting at the bottom again.
So look out, whoever you are.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT![glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Ghost Ant Boiler Room Brawler Seth Drakin Aaron Enigma Damn Right Jackson Knailsic Gus Richlen Smokin’ Vokoun Genesis of Waffel113
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on May 29, 2012 23:10:19 GMT -5
I hope the TV title match was satisfactory. It was a great show overall and it's good to have DR Jackson back!
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 29, 2012 23:21:12 GMT -5
Great show everyone!! And welcome back DR!!
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Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
Posts: 4,364
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on May 30, 2012 1:15:20 GMT -5
Great show, but comparing my writing to everybody else I think I nee to try and improve a little
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on May 30, 2012 1:30:49 GMT -5
*coyly waves* Hiii guys!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 30, 2012 9:50:55 GMT -5
Yes, yes, a hearty welcome from me too (though I've known about it for much longer of course).
Also though, a hearty welcome to Knailsic (James "The Experience" Troy) and half a welcome to Genesis of Waffel113 (I'll give you the other half once your character swashes a guy next week).
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on May 30, 2012 15:12:15 GMT -5
*coyly waves* Hiii guys! Welcome back!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 30, 2012 19:40:47 GMT -5
I just realized that I forgot to send the courtesy Niteraw link PM. If you get one and already read Niteraw, just ignore it.
Also, as always, let me know if you didn't get one, as it probably means you are not on my PM list.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 30, 2012 19:58:49 GMT -5
As far as the next Niteraw card, so far we have
MitBoB Interforums Title Shot Qualifier Mister Potato versus The General of the Monkey Army
MitBoB World Title Shot Qualifier Gus Richlen versus Marshall Wesley Coventry
I want to book James "The Experience" Troy into a competitive match to enter him into the rankings so I can book him accordingly, and "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden needs an opponent for his TV Title. Mario Nett perhaps?
And maybe I could pair James Troy with Caleb Fourchon for a Tag match against the Badd Brothers.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
Posts: 4,770
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 30, 2012 20:20:59 GMT -5
I kinda want a match with Ryan Blood. My character made challenge for a match for next week.
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Post by hossfan on May 30, 2012 20:31:23 GMT -5
As far as the next Niteraw card, so far we have MitBoB Interforums Title Shot QualifierMister Potato versus The General of the Monkey ArmyMitBoB World Title Shot QualifierGus Richlen versus Marshall Wesley CoventryI want to book James "The Experience" Troy into a competitive match to enter him into the rankings so I can book him accordingly, and "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden needs an opponent for his TV Title. Mario Nett perhaps? And maybe I could pair James Troy with Caleb Fourchon for a Tag match against the Badd Brothers. Caleb is still kidnapped by ninjas.
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