Kane as RAW GM

[Jeremy]

For years I have wanted Kane as a commentator, him coming to the ring with a large book of notes. Analyzing the technical aspects of the match. Then at the end, just randomly setting fire to the announce table. Because he is Kane and is insane.

[Deleted]

May 2, 2012 9:44:22 GMT -5 Tom Turkey said:

May 2, 2012 9:42:27 GMT -5 Burst said:

I'd do all that, with the mask, just for the lols.

But instead of the human fleshy red mask he has now, maybe the same mask just dipped in a professional, smooth glossy black or dark red. Corporate Kane.

And his theme is replaced by a piano-based slow tune version.

Quite a nice little tune actually. Add a bit of saxophone on top of that for extra corporate-ness.

[hargh]

Instead of firing people, he actually sets them on fire.

[bob]

But does he burn their clothes in a trash can and absorb their powers?

[The Possum]

Say what you want about Kane, but he would not have let Brock Lesnar bully him last week, and then we wouldn't have had the Triple H incident from Monday.

Ergo propter hoc, if you're mad about your arm being broken, Hunter, blame yourself for not appointing Kane as Raw GM.

[HBL]

This idea immediately brought this to my mind:

[Henry Mark]

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Years later when Kane is retired........yeah, I could see him as GM.

[joebob27]

This is so awesome that they now have to do it.

[Deleted]

Damn, WWE is totally missing the boat on hilarious things to do with Kane, being that he's an unstable pyromaniac that happens to be extremely intelligent. Play both sides against each other, and watch the laughs and caysh roll in.

[rnrk supports BLM]

This would be absolutely brilliant, and it would actually make a lot of the bizarre booking in WWE make sense in kayfabe.

[misconduct was wrong]

ALL of these ideas are epic win. Even as just a commentator I think he would be the best they've had in years. Very well spoken, knowledgeable, and he'd be able to integrate his character into it.

[zeez]

It's either that or Kane dressed in a sailor suit with long blonde curls and a giant lollipop tap dancing to show tunes. One of these things must happen.

[SenorCrest]

I want his laugh at either the beginning of or at the end of the raw intro.

[Tom Turkey]

May 2, 2012 18:05:02 GMT -5 SenorCrest said:

I want his laugh at either the beginning of or at the end of the raw intro.

The Raw intro needs to end with an image of Kane, and the "WWE Raw: Starring Kane" graphic.

[Wolf Hurricane]

May 2, 2012 9:39:42 GMT -5 hossfan said:

I'd love it if most of the time Kane played it straight. No mask, wearing his hair in a mullet, claiming he's cured. Then, slowly tease him losing his marbles again until he snapped.

The "Reformed" Kane? WWE, do this now!

[The Possum]

Now I can only see the noose on his tights as a loose fitting neck tie.

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

May 2, 2012 19:11:05 GMT -5 Wolf Hurricane said:

May 2, 2012 9:39:42 GMT -5 hossfan said:

I'd love it if most of the time Kane played it straight. No mask, wearing his hair in a mullet, claiming he's cured. Then, slowly tease him losing his marbles again until he snapped.

The "Reformed" Kane? WWE, do this now!

And have Ryder and Santino be his assistants, being insane while he fights every urge to kill them. Like they are playing a strange mixture of beerpong and wwe'12(don't ask how that's supposed to work) when they are supposed to be doing work and Kane is like "...Guys. Can...can we...get back to work?" and they ignore him.

Again and again and again.

UNTIL KANE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

...God it would be the best worst television ever.

[Deleted]

Maybe after Laurenitis is taken out they have a unique twist where the winner of a Battle Royal becomes the new GM and what do you know, Kane wins with all of his experience.

[SAJ Forth]

His office needs the red light bulb. But Eve would get confused.