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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 23, 2011 0:57:55 GMT -5
 (Actual photo of Boudoir Excellence) Celebrate the Festivus for the rest of us by putting up your aluminium pole (high strength-to-weight ratio), airing your grievances, and proclaiming Festivus miracles for mundane things. I don't know how we're going to do the feats of strength, though... Meh. Most of us are wrestling fans, so we'll figure it out soon enough. A grievance to start off with... Why am I making the Festivus thread this year? I don't even like Seinfeld all that much! You guys dropped the ball here big time.   |
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Post by bob on Dec 23, 2011 2:29:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2011 3:05:11 GMT -5
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! Wait, hold on...okay, I'm not allowed to mention "them" to the general audience, so...I lost my train my thought. Here's a check from The Human Fund.  |
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Post by The Sam on Dec 23, 2011 3:26:28 GMT -5
A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 23, 2011 9:31:01 GMT -5
NO BAGEL, NO BAGEL, NO BAGEL...
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 23, 2011 10:52:44 GMT -5
I will dominate in this year's feats of strength! I am feeling vigorous!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2011 14:26:25 GMT -5
Frank: This is a surprise. Who's the suit?
George: Yo, dad. This is my boss, Mr. Kruger.
Frank: Have you seen the pole, Kruger?
George: Dad, he doesn't need to see the pole.
Frank: He's gonna see it. ...
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Dec 23, 2011 14:42:44 GMT -5
I GOT ALOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPL!
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Post by Massive G on Dec 23, 2011 15:17:33 GMT -5
hey, Cougar! My son tells me your company stinks! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe....
... I lost my train of thought.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 23, 2011 19:44:14 GMT -5
Until you pin me, Festivus is not over!!!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 23, 2011 19:55:48 GMT -5
Get that tinsel outta here, it's distracting.
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Dec 23, 2011 22:37:37 GMT -5
Toss me an apron, let's bagel!
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Post by bob on Dec 24, 2011 10:19:45 GMT -5
LET'S RUMBLE!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 11:40:43 GMT -5
Sorry Frank but your holiday is a little BOOP DE DOO DOO OUT THERE!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 11:55:18 GMT -5
IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Dec 24, 2011 22:26:25 GMT -5
I will dominate in this year's feats of strength! I am feeling vigorous! Funny thing I realized a few years ago. In an earlier season, Jerry remarks to Elative that George is strong; that he can lift 100lbs right over his head like it is nothing. Years later, we learn about Festivus, which involves said feats of strength. Coincidence? I think not. |
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