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Post by KStrick on Dec 24, 2011 20:07:32 GMT -5
Squeak: "Your mother's deaf." Opposing Player: "My mother's dead, you little twerp!" Squeak: "I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot...." Hell, I love all of the Psyche Out attempts that were dialogue based. That one had a purpose in the story. A better throw away line from that movie would be: "I thought you said no more Steve Perry psyche outs." "I know, man, but I'm running out of ideas."
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Dec 24, 2011 20:58:55 GMT -5
In Dumb and Dumber
Lloyd is walking out of a 7-11 to his car and turns to two Random dudes in the parking lot
Loyd: Big Gulps huh? All right!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 24, 2011 22:52:33 GMT -5
Wayne: "The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?" Bouncer: "They suck!"
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 24, 2011 23:09:36 GMT -5
M*A*S*H
In a pretty darn good satire episode, overly ambitious General dies while in "a compromising position" with a lady and an assistant to the general starts setting up a battle while the big reputation general can be transported out there go out in a hail of bullets and glory instead.
Assistant has gone through a lot of details regarding the setup of the battle--an all-out glorious "Star Spangled Bannered death"-- which, as Henry notes sounds like "killing a general who's already dead?" and then this little throwaway happens in the middle of the Q&A between Hawkeye explaining it Henry:
Assistant (in the background on the phone): "And ROCKETS! Give me plenty of rockets!"
Hawkeye (to Henry): "That's for the 'red glare.'"
(Those that have seen it can surely relate. M*A*S*H was sooo full of those little throwaway gags.)
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Dec 24, 2011 23:33:50 GMT -5
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has a ton of 'em.
Dennis: "You said you'd be in and out like a demon's whisper!"
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 25, 2011 0:08:09 GMT -5
Hell, I love all of the Psyche Out attempts that were dialogue based. That one had a purpose in the story. A better throw away line from that movie would be: "I thought you said no more Steve Perry psyche outs." "I know, man, but I'm running out of ideas." Remer: Man, I can't believe they fired you for not shutting off our gas for six weeks. Squeak: It was losing the truck that pissed them off the most. Better?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 25, 2011 0:15:48 GMT -5
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"- White Goodman in Dodgeball. Gets me every time.
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Dec 25, 2011 0:32:45 GMT -5
From Mystery Men:
Capt. Amazing: I knew you couldn't change. Casanova Frankenstein: I knew you'd know that. Capt. Amazing: Oh, I know that. AND I knew you'd know I'd know you knew. Casanova Frankenstein: But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew. Did you know that? Capt. Amazing: Of course.
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 25, 2011 0:35:10 GMT -5
From the restraint scene in Multiplicity
Doug clone 1 is on a date at the same restaurant that Doug is at with his wife and the clone falls to the floor to hide
woman: what's wrong. Clone: oh uh, old Rose Bowl accident... Woman: you played?! Clone: huh? No I fell down the bleachers
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 25, 2011 0:38:14 GMT -5
From the restraint scene in Multiplicity Doug clone 1 is on a date at the same restaurant that Doug is at with his wife and the clone falls to the floor to hide woman: what's wrong. Clone: oh uh, old Rose Bowl accident... Woman: you played?! Clone: huh? No I fell down the bleachers Best line from that film: "I have a wallet."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 25, 2011 12:42:24 GMT -5
From Rocky, after Rocky talks to the bartender about Apollo Creed taking his shot.
Bartender: You want me to take a shot? All right I'll take a shot! (Pours drink.)
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 25, 2011 12:43:40 GMT -5
From Die Hard: Switchboard Operator: Sir, this channel is for emergency calls only
McClane: No f***in' s***, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a f***in' pizza?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 12:46:51 GMT -5
"Don't look directly into the trap!"
"I looked at the trap, Ray..."
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