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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 23:08:23 GMT -5
Bah. Christmas, who needs it? There's too much work left to be done for you slackers to have the occasion off. Also, clean up all of the stupid pony toys - this is an office, not Santa's workshop.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 24, 2011 23:09:39 GMT -5
I hate Christmas...........so I must stop it from coming!!!!
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Post by General Adam on Dec 24, 2011 23:13:04 GMT -5
It Christmas again.....I sometimes wonder what it would be like if I wasn't born.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Dec 24, 2011 23:14:09 GMT -5
I'll be the overworked underpayed guy with the crippled kid.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 23:14:25 GMT -5
It Christmas again.....I sometimes wonder what it would be like if I wasn't born. I'd have one less useless office drone, that's what.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 24, 2011 23:16:34 GMT -5
I must find reindeer so I can stop Christmas
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 23:23:56 GMT -5
BEHOLD! My Christmasawayinator. With one zap of this machine, the Christmas spirit will be gone, and I will take over with a new holiday, FRISKUARY! With the new holiday in place, I will finally take control of the TRI-STATE AREA!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 24, 2011 23:26:03 GMT -5
BEHOLD! My Christmasawayinator. With one zap of this machine, the Christmas spirit will be gone, and I will take over with a new holiday, FRISKUARY! With the new holiday in place, I will finally take control of the TRI-STATE AREA! Gimme That........ *snatches away the device* No more noise, noise, noise..............for me to deal with this year.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 23:27:49 GMT -5
All I know is, Friskuary better not be an occasion for which people get off of work. In fact, it should be a day for double work, the lazy youngsters.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 24, 2011 23:29:05 GMT -5
All I know is, Friskuary better not be an occasion for which people get off of work. In fact, it should be a day for double work, the lazy youngsters. I don't work at all..............I like living up the mountain looking over all of those fools from down below.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 24, 2011 23:37:01 GMT -5
*watches as Clefairies string up lights*
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Post by General Adam on Dec 24, 2011 23:38:33 GMT -5
I'm gonna go jump off a bridge. That will show Mr. Potter. The jerk.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 24, 2011 23:44:32 GMT -5
Oh crap. It's Santa..................WITH MUSCLES!!
WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING, TINY TIM?!! IT'S THE CHRISTMAS SEASON ONCE AGAIN, BROTHER!!! BUT I SEE THAT EBENEEZER SCROOGE, BROTHER, AND I WANT TO SHOW HIM THE TRUE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS BY DROPPING THE BIG YULETIDE LEG DROP ON HIM!!! THEN I'LL PICK UP THE GRINCH, AND BODYSLAM HIS EIGHT THOUGSAND POUND BODY SO HARD, THAT HIS HEART WILL GROW TWO SIZES THAT DAY!!
SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN SANTA-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!!!!!
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Post by General Adam on Dec 24, 2011 23:46:24 GMT -5
*At the bridge* Well here I am.
On second thought I won't jump. That water looks pretty cold. *goes home*
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Post by Vampiro138 on Dec 24, 2011 23:46:46 GMT -5
and now kiddies, gather around for the reading of "twas the night before christmas" with special reader this evening WWE Hall of Famer The Iron Sheik! was de a night before Christmas, an all through da house no creature was a stirring, caus i put dem all in de camel a clutch! The socks were all a hung by de chimminney with good thing, In a hope that a Santa man soon be there! The kids were all sleeping! And the bitch in her christmas clothes and me and my persian club began to get close...when i heard a loud f***ing noise i had to see what it was, i looked outside and saw that fat ass a man and his 10 or 25 flying monster things in de sky with him. i just a knew that man was that fat hippo man santa! he called his flying things by name, pixi, dixie, nixon, vince...what ever the f*** te rest of the names were...he broke into de house and started putting boxes under the sheik tree! he turned to us like a big fat jerk! he quickly left up the chimney and never heard from a him again! i heard him scream to us when he drove away....merry christmas to all, and please dont put a me in the camel a clutch!!!!
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 24, 2011 23:56:32 GMT -5
I'm going on a crusade against Santa. How many laws has this man broken? Breaking and entering, trespassing, stalking, possible molestation, animal abuse, horrible work environment. The list goes on and on.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 23:58:54 GMT -5
I'm going on a crusade against Santa. How many laws has this man broken? Breaking and entering, trespassing, stalking, possible molestation, animal abuse, horrible work environment. The list goes on and on. Plus there's no way it's legal for the man to be making and distributing so much copyrighted material and patented products. It's spitting in the face of us genuinely hard workers, that's what it is.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 25, 2011 0:24:06 GMT -5
and now kiddies, gather around for the reading of "twas the night before christmas" with special reader this evening WWE Hall of Famer The Iron Sheik! was de a night before Christmas, an all through da house no creature was a stirring, caus i put dem all in de camel a clutch! The socks were all a hung by de chimminney with good thing, In a hope that a Santa man soon be there! The kids were all sleeping! And the bitch in her christmas clothes and me and my persian club began to get close...when i heard a loud f***ing noise i had to see what it was, i looked outside and saw that fat ass a man and his 10 or 25 flying monster things in de sky with him. i just a knew that man was that fat hippo man santa! he called his flying things by name, pixi, dixie, nixon, vince...what ever the f*** te rest of the names were...he broke into de house and started putting boxes under the sheik tree! he turned to us like a big fat jerk! he quickly left up the chimney and never heard from a him again! i heard him scream to us when he drove away....merry christmas to all, and please dont put a me in the camel a clutch!!!!
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Dec 25, 2011 0:28:33 GMT -5
I'm all alone in the tri-state area because my damn parents forgot me when rushing to the airport. Oh well, at least I can run around the house naked, eat ice cream, watch forbidden movies and go through my bro's private stuff. But who are these two guys knocking on my door?...
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 25, 2011 0:30:11 GMT -5
I'm all alone in the tri-state area because my damn parents forgot me when rushing to the airport. Oh well, at least I can run around the house naked, eat ice cream, watch forbidden movies and go through my bro's private stuff. But who are these two guys knocking on my door?... Keep the change ya filthy animal! No, not you guys!
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