King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 25, 2011 12:09:45 GMT -5
Asked me yesterday if I minded if he could spend an hour today with his family in the hospital (his daughter has cancer.. boo hoo!) since it was likely to be the last Christmas they would all be together. Needless to say, I fired him on the spot and withheld his pay. Seriously, it's so hard to get good help these days, everyone's so selfish.
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 25, 2011 12:26:30 GMT -5
You did the right thing.
Just this week mine tried to get out of his nightly footstool duties by bursting his appendix! What a lazy sod he turned out to be.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 25, 2011 12:27:26 GMT -5
You are a good man. Now he has all the time in the world to spend with his daughter!
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Blindkarevik
Grimlock
Rock... Paper... Straight-edge!
I Like To <blank>
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 25, 2011 12:48:12 GMT -5
I'm... not so sure if this post is serious or not.
I have never allowed my butlers to have the cajones to even open the subject of a day off.... and to think that somebody would actually hire a butler who would, kinda makes me not believe the op.
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
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Post by Jeremy on Dec 25, 2011 13:40:34 GMT -5
I do not believe the op.
Nobody in the world would have enough shame to breed with a butler.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Dec 25, 2011 13:43:50 GMT -5
I think you made a mistake in firing him. A proper whipping would've sufficed for this kind of breach of etiquette. It is the holidays after all.
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 25, 2011 13:46:39 GMT -5
I do not believe the op. Nobody in the world would have enough shame to breed with a butler. Children?! How Preposterous! Hopefully it wasn't one of the maids he was canoodling with.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 25, 2011 14:50:26 GMT -5
I fired my last butler because he said he didn't like to be called Jeeves. He said his name was Donald, I told him if he's going to be my butler he better goddamn accept the name Jeeves. I overheard him answer the phone and say his name is Donald. I immediately ripped the tuxedo off of him, and threw him out in the snow, and told his ass to never come back. Can you believe that son of a bitch is a butler, but didn't want to be called Jeeves? What a stupid bastard.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 14:54:21 GMT -5
And this is why I have converted my butler into a Robot and hired me a fleet of Maids.
They are busty and subservient..I suggest turning in your butler for a maid/'s.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Dec 25, 2011 15:19:53 GMT -5
Was his name Bob Cratchit?
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on Dec 25, 2011 15:21:01 GMT -5
Some people just want everything for nothing. You did the right thing.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 25, 2011 15:48:23 GMT -5
*spits out wine.* The nerve of him! That's why I always make sure to get butlers with as little family as possible.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 15:51:32 GMT -5
*spits out wine.* The nerve of him! That's why I always make sure to get butlers with as little family as possible. I like them to have large families that I arrange to steadily have killed. That way it drains every bit of the spirit from their bodies and turns them into proper drones.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Dec 25, 2011 15:54:58 GMT -5
should have had him birched then fired him, he got off lucky.
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 25, 2011 16:07:20 GMT -5
Well that was just dumb. Now who are you going to get to clean your cave, wash you costume, and fix your super car?
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Dec 25, 2011 16:15:40 GMT -5
*stands in corner holding tray of full wine glasses* Do any of the gentlemen here require a refill?
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Dec 25, 2011 16:21:55 GMT -5
*stands in corner holding tray of full wine glasses* Do any of the gentlemen here require a refill? Thank you, Jeffrey. *says this while knowing damn well your name's not Jeffrey.*
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 25, 2011 16:47:09 GMT -5
This is a joke thread right?
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Dec 25, 2011 19:35:05 GMT -5
You're all f***ed up!
I was a butler once, until I was fired by my last master. My poor family were brutally murdered! Then their house was set in flames! When I got the phone call from my great great grandmother, she was on fire with a gunshot wound to the shin! She told me I was their only hope for salvation. I pleaded with my master for a good 20 minutes to let me leave early to be with them. He refused, sued me for insubordination, and fired me!
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Dec 25, 2011 20:12:15 GMT -5
*stands in corner holding tray of full wine glasses* Do any of the gentlemen here require a refill? Thank you, Jeffrey. *says this while knowing damn well your name's not Jeffrey.* My pleasure, sir. *while thinking GOD DAMN IT, MY NAME IS OWEN! OWEN, DAMN YOU! I WILL PISS IN YOUR SOUP!*
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