Sc
Don Corleone
Must think of something witty to put here...
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Post by Sc on Dec 25, 2011 20:38:46 GMT -5
Thank you, Jeffrey. *says this while knowing damn well your name's not Jeffrey.* My pleasure, sir. *while thinking GOD DAMN IT, MY NAME IS OWEN! OWEN, DAMN YOU! I WILL PISS IN YOUR SOUP!* This right here is why I have the help (or my wife) test bite/sip the food/drinks first for piss or poison.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 25, 2011 21:10:46 GMT -5
Good going. Slackers like him will only bring down the rest of your staff.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 25, 2011 21:59:26 GMT -5
You guys are f***ing mean. The OP is so heartless it's disgusting. Karma's a bitch man...karma's a bitch.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Dec 25, 2011 22:11:43 GMT -5
That's nothing. Mine actually wanted to take the day off to get his bullet wound treated at the hospital. The swine actually had the nerve to get himself shot on the day I was to entertain Lord Melbury. I told him to suck it up and be damn greatful that I allowed him to bleed in my home. He really is a useless twat, though. He took Lord Melbury's case full of valuables and wound up collapsing! Bricks went flying everywhere! Needless to say that I put his notice of termination amongst his effects while the EMTs tried to revive him out by the garbage cans where I had my dogs drag him.
Some people just aren't cut out to be in the service industry.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Dec 25, 2011 23:32:24 GMT -5
Wait, hold up here.
Some of you allow your Butlers to keep their tongues?
I myself prefer a mute Butler.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2011 23:34:03 GMT -5
Not Amused.
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Dec 26, 2011 0:21:33 GMT -5
Asked me yesterday if I minded if he could spend an hour today with his family in the hospital (his daughter has cancer.. boo hoo!) since it was likely to be the last Christmas they would all be together. Needless to say, I fired him on the spot and withheld his pay. Seriously, it's so hard to get good help these days, everyone's so selfish. ...the same butler who fed you those rotten cookies?
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Dec 26, 2011 0:41:07 GMT -5
Asked me yesterday if I minded if he could spend an hour today with his family in the hospital (his daughter has cancer.. boo hoo!) since it was likely to be the last Christmas they would all be together. Needless to say, I fired him on the spot and withheld his pay. Seriously, it's so hard to get good help these days, everyone's so selfish. ...the same butler who fed you those rotten cookies? The very same! Do you now understand the insolence I've had to deal with.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 26, 2011 0:54:05 GMT -5
*stands in corner holding tray of full wine glasses* Do any of the gentlemen here require a refill? I do not recall giving you permission to speak, if I want a refill then I will ask for one, you insolent peasant.
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Post by Captain Patren Fenderbaum-X on Dec 26, 2011 1:17:34 GMT -5
This is why maids>>butlers.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 77,810
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Post by bob on Dec 26, 2011 1:26:47 GMT -5
This is a joke thread right?
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Post by Starshine on Dec 26, 2011 5:37:57 GMT -5
There's a bunch of good men in here. Warms the heart, it does.
A few weeks ago one of mine dared to sneeze in my presence. Well I'll tell you I gave him a lashing like he'd never received in his life. Now I hear he's been whining about the "long term scarring" to the kitchen help. Obviously I need to start being stern with him.
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Dec 26, 2011 8:56:26 GMT -5
*stands in corner holding tray of full wine glasses* Do any of the gentlemen here require a refill? I do not recall giving you permission to speak, if I want a refill then I will ask for one, you insolent peasant. Sorry, sir. *thinks I'M CRAPPING IN YOUR CHOCOLATE GATEAU MIX*
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
Posts: 37,210
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 26, 2011 10:02:51 GMT -5
*sips pipe*
Quite.
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