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Post by habanos on May 20, 2012 5:10:19 GMT -5
This is the same guy who wanted to be the kayfabe father of his daughter's kids and if not him then his son instead. This is also the guy who pretty much forced his son-in-law to fake f*** a mannequin in a funeral home while an actual funeral was taking place in the next room.
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King Koopa
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Post by 67 more on May 20, 2012 5:22:06 GMT -5
I must have missed this one. But I do remember a story about how Kane's character in the movie was supposed to be somewhat of a chronic masturbator. I'm not joking. Kane does start jerking off while he has one of the female characters captured, so that's completely possible.
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Post by thegame415 on May 20, 2012 6:00:37 GMT -5
This is the same guy who wanted to be the kayfabe father of his daughter's kids and if not him then his son instead. This is also the guy who pretty much forced his son-in-law to fake f*** a mannequin in a funeral home while an actual funeral was taking place in the next room. Wait, there was an actual funeral going on while they taped the Katie Vick segment?
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HBL
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Post by HBL on May 20, 2012 6:22:15 GMT -5
There were some topics where people discussed if Vince was legit crazy...yeah,they're not needed anymore.
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Post by kaleb on May 20, 2012 6:37:23 GMT -5
This is the same guy who wanted to be the kayfabe father of his daughter's kids and if not him then his son instead. This is also the guy who pretty much forced his son-in-law to fake f*** a mannequin in a funeral home while an actual funeral was taking place in the next room. Wait, there was an actual funeral going on while they taped the Katie Vick segment? yeah HHH mentioned it in an interview recently
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on May 20, 2012 6:41:03 GMT -5
Wonder if Kane's three foot dong is gonna play a part in Chyna's next movie
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on May 20, 2012 6:44:49 GMT -5
I don't know, if Kane in that movie had been a serial killer who strangles women with his dong... well, it couldn't have made See No Evil any worse.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 20, 2012 8:35:24 GMT -5
Wasn't Kane stabbed in the eye with his own hook & chain in the movie? Now imagine it was with his Three-Foot-Penis ( TM) instead!
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Pushed to the Moon
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on May 20, 2012 8:43:29 GMT -5
I'd love to know what Vince would come up with if given 100% freedom without anyone saying "I don't think that's such a good idea..."
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on May 20, 2012 9:08:07 GMT -5
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on May 20, 2012 9:09:41 GMT -5
Instead of a UFO imagine a TFP (Three Foot Penis) Do I have to?
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Post by The Sam on May 20, 2012 9:34:17 GMT -5
Now, I haven't seen the movie, but in what context would Kane's character having a three foot penis be beneficial in the long run of the movie? Is there anything to the character that suggests that he's doing the things he does because of a three foot penis? Why would any movie slasher in the history of cinema require a three foot penis?!? Don't you remember that scene in "Jaws" when the shark kills Quint with it's 8 foot penis? Or in "Frankenstein" when the monster killed Fritz with his 19 foot penis? Or in "The Birds" when it is revealed the reason behind the birds attacking humans is because the birds have 500 foot penises and feel this qualifies them to rule over the humans and their very miniscule 380 foot penises?
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on May 20, 2012 9:43:47 GMT -5
What kind of underwear would he have to be wearing to hide a freaking 3 footer?
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Post by Snaptastic on May 20, 2012 9:54:58 GMT -5
I'd like to know if he could chokeslam you with it.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on May 20, 2012 10:00:01 GMT -5
What kind of underwear would he have to be wearing to hide a freaking 3 footer? That line needs adding to the "How do you learn to fall off a 20ft ladder" video.
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Post by zeez on May 20, 2012 11:48:59 GMT -5
Well that was a missed opportunity. Dirk Diggler is not impressed.
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Post by Boy Bakal on May 20, 2012 12:36:58 GMT -5
When I read the title I thought somebody lent Vince a copy of "La Blue Girl" in <shudder> Live Action...
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on May 20, 2012 12:38:42 GMT -5
I don't know, if Kane in that movie had been a serial killer who strangles women with his dong... well, it couldn't have made See No Evil any worse. Semen No Evil
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Post by The Punisher on May 20, 2012 13:17:53 GMT -5
Allegedly. Don't know whether or not it's a fake story (hopefully it is), but this is too crazy not to post here: From 411Mania: Oh, Vince... you crazy, crazy cat. Two things... One, in what universe would Kane having junk that big be a genius move? Possibly the porn parody, but not much else. Two, isn't Madigan the guy that pitched unfrozen Nazi Heidenreich? (Never thought I'd be starting a topic with that title ever anywhere)
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 20, 2012 13:21:44 GMT -5
I don't know, if Kane in that movie had been a serial killer who strangles women with his dong... well, it couldn't have made See No Evil any worse. Semen No Evil
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