Turd Ferguson
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Oct 20, 2011 9:44:22 GMT -5
And one of the greatest quotes in the history of man. What is the quote? I can't remember what remember what was going at that time Something along the lines of: "You went to college for four years to watch guy's dicks all day?" |
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Post by bestthateverdidit on Oct 20, 2011 11:02:15 GMT -5
Cena walks into a tanning salon. Darren Young walks out. greatest thing I've read in a long time. |
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KLRA
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Post by KLRA on Oct 20, 2011 11:11:15 GMT -5
I heard through a reliable source (a security guard at a Raw House Show) that when Cena's not wrestling, he's always got a big wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth. So as long as they don't put a ban on smokeless tobacco, he's good. Chewing tobacco is an old time "trick" for cutting weight, and seeing Cena is a bodybuilder (or has a past history as one) it makes a ton of sense. |
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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 20, 2011 11:14:35 GMT -5
What is the quote? I can't remember what remember what was going at that time Something along the lines of: "You went to college for four years to watch guy's dicks all day?" now thats keeping it real but getting fired for that is when keeping real goes wrong |
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Post by Trout Stratus on Oct 20, 2011 11:48:28 GMT -5
If Cena was caught smoking dank i'd mark out bro.
Meth, yeah.
Crystal, yeah.
Coke, yeah.
and I'm pretty sure Cena enjoys the occasional cigarette or two from time to time, I saw him on a smoke break with Randy Orton one time.
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Post by JCBaggee on Oct 20, 2011 12:14:26 GMT -5
OKAY THEN... Let's say it was crystal meth instead. Then what? He would win the WWE Championship for the 37th time And with his remaining free time and energy, go ahead and capture every other title another 20 times. He would also claim to have capture the ECW and Hardcore Championships, but he's actually holding a kid's replica ECW belt and a broken plate he's taped back together. |
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Post by 4real on Oct 20, 2011 12:27:44 GMT -5
He would get fined but I seriously doubt he would get suspended. I really don't see how Vince would be able to cope with Cena not on TV for a month.
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Post by CodyRhodesTheFuture on Oct 20, 2011 13:23:43 GMT -5
he would get fined, that's it but i doubt they'd give him a warning
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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 20, 2011 13:40:29 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that if Cena failed a test for something like cocaine, meth, etc he would get suspended if not outright fired. Yea, he's the face of the company, but there's no way in hell they'd let something like that slide. It would be indicative of a big problem.
Pot? No. He would be fined like anyone else, but like others said they don't (and shouldn't) suspend people for that.
Steroids? They'd probably turn a blind eye.
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Post by KLRA on Oct 20, 2011 14:15:54 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that if Cena failed a test for something like cocaine, meth, etc he would get suspended if not outright fired. Yea, he's the face of the company, but there's no way in hell they'd let something like that slide. It would be indicative of a big problem. Pot? No. He would be fined like anyone else, but like others said they don't (and shouldn't) suspend people for that. Steroids? They'd probably turn a blind eye. I very much doubt they'd turn a blind eye to steroids. Why? An opportunity once and for all to shut people up about how "it's not real testing." Would they take Cena off the road/tv? Doubtful. Would he work for free for the length of the suspension? Probably. |
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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 20, 2011 14:29:22 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that if Cena failed a test for something like cocaine, meth, etc he would get suspended if not outright fired. Yea, he's the face of the company, but there's no way in hell they'd let something like that slide. It would be indicative of a big problem. Pot? No. He would be fined like anyone else, but like others said they don't (and shouldn't) suspend people for that. Steroids? They'd probably turn a blind eye. I very much doubt they'd turn a blind eye to steroids. Why? An opportunity once and for all to shut people up about how "it's not real testing." Would they take Cena off the road/tv? Doubtful. Would he work for free for the length of the suspension? Probably. I don't know, I think they've turned the blind eye in the past. Maybe they haven't, but I find it hard to believe guys like Cena, Batista, and Orton haven't used something to help their bodies. Again, I could be way off base and I would never straight up say I think they're using steroids, but I find it odd that so many younger guys get busted for it while the main eventers with much more impressive bodies have been clean. |
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Post by KLRA on Oct 20, 2011 14:49:24 GMT -5
I very much doubt they'd turn a blind eye to steroids. Why? An opportunity once and for all to shut people up about how "it's not real testing." Would they take Cena off the road/tv? Doubtful. Would he work for free for the length of the suspension? Probably. I don't know, I think they've turned the blind eye in the past. Maybe they haven't, but I find it hard to believe guys like Cena, Batista, and Orton haven't used something to help their bodies. Again, I could be way off base and I would never straight up say I think they're using steroids, but I find it odd that so many younger guys get busted for it while the main eventers with much more impressive bodies have been clean. Orton and Mysterio have BOTH been wellness'd though. Mysterio in the middle of a push. |
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