Post by angryfan on Feb 3, 2006 23:33:44 GMT -5
Well, it's been a long time since I did one of these, so hwere we go, another episode of Wooooo's the Boss. For those that don't know, it's the WWE's latest sitcom, starring Trips, Steph, Flair, and Trips sidekick/occasional nemisis Sledgie the hammer.
HHH: (walking out the front door, Sledgie slung over his shoulder) Why am I missing Days of Our Lives again?
Steph: Because I need to see what’s going on with Smackdown, and thought it would be fun if we made a little trip out of it.
Flair: Woooooooooooooo!
Steph: Yes, Naitch, they have Divas there, too.
Flair: Woooooooooooo! (he Flair flops into the Trips family bus)
HHH: Wait, are you telling me I’m missing Days to go see a bunch of B-show losers? You know what, that’s it, I’m putting my foot donw. I’m…Not…Going.
Steph: (looking annoyed) Yes you are, now get in the car.
HHH: Listen, I’m the Game, and I’m –
Steph: (cutting him off) NOW!
HHH: Jeez, ok, fine, I’ll go, I’ll go. (to Sledgie) She seem more moody to you since she got pregnant?
(Slegie of course says nothing)
Steph: What was that?
HHH: Uh…nothing, Sledgie was just wondering if you really feel up to taking the trip is all.
Steph: I’ll be fine. (to Slegie) Thanks for being concerned.
HHH: (Glaring at Sledgie) Suck-up.
(The group climbs on board the bus, seeing the driver in his usual spot)
Golddust: Please remember to buckle your…(deep, sucking breath)….seatbeltssssssssssssss
HHH: What are you doing here? Didn’t you get fired? Again?
Golddust: Daddy, er, I mean Dusty got them to hire me back, and I get to drive for you.
HHH: Gee, that’s great.
Steph: Well, it’s nice to see your stutter cleared up.
Golddust: Um…the stutter was all a –
HHH: (cutting him off and running to the front of the bus) Don’t mention it was a work, man, she’s emotional lately, so just pretend, ok?
Golddust: Uh…yeah, it cleared up nicely, thanks for asking.
Steph: We’re always concerned about the employees, we’re one big happy family here.
HHH: Hey, Dust, this thing have good TV reception? Any chance I can catch Days?
GoldDust: Yep, try channel 6.
HHH: Sweet!
(The bus pulls up to the arena, and as the group exits, they are greeted by Gerald Brisco)
Gerald: Good morning Ms Mack-Man, how are you?
HHH: Gerry, you know she’s married, right?
Steph: Hunter, don’t interrupt,. It’s nice to see you to, Gerald. (she waves and heads into the building, trailed by Flair.
Gerald: And Naitch, it’s always great to see you. (he spots Sledgie) And look what we have here, is this the new up and comer I’ve been hearing about?
Steph: Sure is.
Gerald: Well, It’s good to meet you.
HHH: What about me?
Gerald: You all have a good day today.
(Gerald watches them go, then turns around to see Trips, how smashes him in the head with Sledgie and tosses him under the bus, then walks inside, meeting up with the others.)
Jillian: Steph! You made it, and you look great, congratulations!
Steph: Thank you, that means a lot. And are you and Boogeyman happy?
Jillian: Uh…what?
Steph: Well, he did help you with the growth, and that was such a sweet thing to do, albeit a little creepy, but I just assumed you two might be an item now.
Jillian: Steph, the growth, it –
HHH: Say, that was nice of him, wasn’t it? (whispering to Jillian) Just nod and walk away.
Jillian: Yeah, listen, I’ve got things to do, see you in catering. (she departs)
(The group walks down the hall, seeing a large glass incased room. Inside are London, Funaki, Kendrick, and the rest of the cruiserweight division. A large sign out front reads “In case of squash match, break glass”)
HHH: They get their own locker room?
Steph: It’s the least we could do. Besides, we don’t want them effecting the others.
HHH: Can I go in and squash them?
Steph: No, there’s no time for theat.
HHH: Please? I promise I won’t ask for anything else all day.
Steph: Oh, ok, you can, but remember, we might need them, so be nice.
HHH: Okay.
(HHH walks into the room, Sledgie in tow, and begins swinging wildly. He then drops Sledgie and, grabbing all of them at once, delivers a massive pedigree to the entire cruiserweight division. He then picks up Sledgie and walks back out to the hallway)
Stteph: Did you have fun?
HHH: Did I ever! I might just come over here for a few shows!
(Stacy and Melina walk by talking and head into a nearby room)
Flair: Woooooooooooooooooooooo!
Steph: Oh, sure, why not. We can all have some fun today.
Flair: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (He Flair struts into the room the Divas entered moments before)
Steph: Well, I think I’ll head over to the catering area, do you want to come with me?
HHH: Nah, I’m heading back to the bus, People’s Court is on.
Steph: That’s fine, that’s just fine, I’ll just take Sledgie, he’ll want to come with me. (she grabs Sledgie and tosses him over he shoulder and walks off)
HHH: Damn it, I’m going back to the bus. (he starts to walk off, but notices Funaki stumbling to his feet in the nearby cruiserweight room and heads over there, delivering another Pedigree. He then heads to the bus)
(Steph enters the catering area to find Jillian Hall, Boogeyman, Angle, Henry, and Kennedy waiting for her, as Teddy Long paces in the back of the room, oblivious to the others)
Steph: What’s going on?
Teddy: Holla, holla, holla, holla (he continues this as he walks repeatedly into a closed door, bounces back, and walks into it again)
Kennedy: (reaching for a microphone that has dropped from the ceiling, as the lights dim) WE’VE DECIDED TO THROW YOU A BABYYYYY SHOWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
Steph: That’s real sweet of you guys, it’s nice that you remem-
Kennedy: SHOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(The microphone is pulled back up as the lights go back to normal)
Steph: Like I was saying, that’s really sweet of you to do that. (she spots a large stack of presents on one of the tables)
Steph: Oh boy, I love present!
Kurt: Open mine first.
(Steph opens the gift in red, white, and blue wrapping paper, finding mini gold medals and a Sharmell doll inside)
Steph: The medals are so cute, but…what’s the Sharmell doll for?
Kurt: Oh…uh…(blushing)…sorry, that’s mine, must’ve dropped it in there by mistake (he grabs it and hides it)
Booker: (popping his head in) Tell me he didn’t just do that.
Stevie Ray: (popping his head in as well) Yeah, what’s going on? Suckas gots to know.
Henry: When we eating the cake?
Jillian: Later.
Boogeyman: Mine next.
(Steph opens the box, finding about 15,000 worms)
Steph: Ewwwwwwwww, worms?
Boogeyman: They’re packed with protein to help the kid grow. (he walks over and tips over a grandfather clock, which smashes him in the head, and then slithers out of the room)
Steph: Wow, ok. (she opens the gift from Kennedy) A Mister Microphone. I love those, thank you so much.
Kennedy: YOU’RE WELCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!
Henry: Is it time for ca-
Kennedy: WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!
Henry: When are we going to eat?
Jillian: Later, Damn it!
Henry: Fine, call me when it’s time. (he departs)
Jillian: Just one more gift.
(Steph opens it, to find Jillian’s partially chewed mole inside)
Steph: Uh…why are you giving me this?
Jillian: It was a part of me, now it can be a part of you.
Steph: (looking slightly ill) Great, listen, I need to get going, ok?
Jillian: Sure, see you around.
(Steph leaves the room and heads back out to the bus. Entering, she finds Trips with his feet up, marking out for Doug Louellen, and Flair passed out on the couch)
HHH: (walking out the front door, Sledgie slung over his shoulder) Why am I missing Days of Our Lives again?
Steph: Because I need to see what’s going on with Smackdown, and thought it would be fun if we made a little trip out of it.
Flair: Woooooooooooooo!
Steph: Yes, Naitch, they have Divas there, too.
Flair: Woooooooooooo! (he Flair flops into the Trips family bus)
HHH: Wait, are you telling me I’m missing Days to go see a bunch of B-show losers? You know what, that’s it, I’m putting my foot donw. I’m…Not…Going.
Steph: (looking annoyed) Yes you are, now get in the car.
HHH: Listen, I’m the Game, and I’m –
Steph: (cutting him off) NOW!
HHH: Jeez, ok, fine, I’ll go, I’ll go. (to Sledgie) She seem more moody to you since she got pregnant?
(Slegie of course says nothing)
Steph: What was that?
HHH: Uh…nothing, Sledgie was just wondering if you really feel up to taking the trip is all.
Steph: I’ll be fine. (to Slegie) Thanks for being concerned.
HHH: (Glaring at Sledgie) Suck-up.
(The group climbs on board the bus, seeing the driver in his usual spot)
Golddust: Please remember to buckle your…(deep, sucking breath)….seatbeltssssssssssssss
HHH: What are you doing here? Didn’t you get fired? Again?
Golddust: Daddy, er, I mean Dusty got them to hire me back, and I get to drive for you.
HHH: Gee, that’s great.
Steph: Well, it’s nice to see your stutter cleared up.
Golddust: Um…the stutter was all a –
HHH: (cutting him off and running to the front of the bus) Don’t mention it was a work, man, she’s emotional lately, so just pretend, ok?
Golddust: Uh…yeah, it cleared up nicely, thanks for asking.
Steph: We’re always concerned about the employees, we’re one big happy family here.
HHH: Hey, Dust, this thing have good TV reception? Any chance I can catch Days?
GoldDust: Yep, try channel 6.
HHH: Sweet!
(The bus pulls up to the arena, and as the group exits, they are greeted by Gerald Brisco)
Gerald: Good morning Ms Mack-Man, how are you?
HHH: Gerry, you know she’s married, right?
Steph: Hunter, don’t interrupt,. It’s nice to see you to, Gerald. (she waves and heads into the building, trailed by Flair.
Gerald: And Naitch, it’s always great to see you. (he spots Sledgie) And look what we have here, is this the new up and comer I’ve been hearing about?
Steph: Sure is.
Gerald: Well, It’s good to meet you.
HHH: What about me?
Gerald: You all have a good day today.
(Gerald watches them go, then turns around to see Trips, how smashes him in the head with Sledgie and tosses him under the bus, then walks inside, meeting up with the others.)
Jillian: Steph! You made it, and you look great, congratulations!
Steph: Thank you, that means a lot. And are you and Boogeyman happy?
Jillian: Uh…what?
Steph: Well, he did help you with the growth, and that was such a sweet thing to do, albeit a little creepy, but I just assumed you two might be an item now.
Jillian: Steph, the growth, it –
HHH: Say, that was nice of him, wasn’t it? (whispering to Jillian) Just nod and walk away.
Jillian: Yeah, listen, I’ve got things to do, see you in catering. (she departs)
(The group walks down the hall, seeing a large glass incased room. Inside are London, Funaki, Kendrick, and the rest of the cruiserweight division. A large sign out front reads “In case of squash match, break glass”)
HHH: They get their own locker room?
Steph: It’s the least we could do. Besides, we don’t want them effecting the others.
HHH: Can I go in and squash them?
Steph: No, there’s no time for theat.
HHH: Please? I promise I won’t ask for anything else all day.
Steph: Oh, ok, you can, but remember, we might need them, so be nice.
HHH: Okay.
(HHH walks into the room, Sledgie in tow, and begins swinging wildly. He then drops Sledgie and, grabbing all of them at once, delivers a massive pedigree to the entire cruiserweight division. He then picks up Sledgie and walks back out to the hallway)
Stteph: Did you have fun?
HHH: Did I ever! I might just come over here for a few shows!
(Stacy and Melina walk by talking and head into a nearby room)
Flair: Woooooooooooooooooooooo!
Steph: Oh, sure, why not. We can all have some fun today.
Flair: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (He Flair struts into the room the Divas entered moments before)
Steph: Well, I think I’ll head over to the catering area, do you want to come with me?
HHH: Nah, I’m heading back to the bus, People’s Court is on.
Steph: That’s fine, that’s just fine, I’ll just take Sledgie, he’ll want to come with me. (she grabs Sledgie and tosses him over he shoulder and walks off)
HHH: Damn it, I’m going back to the bus. (he starts to walk off, but notices Funaki stumbling to his feet in the nearby cruiserweight room and heads over there, delivering another Pedigree. He then heads to the bus)
(Steph enters the catering area to find Jillian Hall, Boogeyman, Angle, Henry, and Kennedy waiting for her, as Teddy Long paces in the back of the room, oblivious to the others)
Steph: What’s going on?
Teddy: Holla, holla, holla, holla (he continues this as he walks repeatedly into a closed door, bounces back, and walks into it again)
Kennedy: (reaching for a microphone that has dropped from the ceiling, as the lights dim) WE’VE DECIDED TO THROW YOU A BABYYYYY SHOWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!
Steph: That’s real sweet of you guys, it’s nice that you remem-
Kennedy: SHOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(The microphone is pulled back up as the lights go back to normal)
Steph: Like I was saying, that’s really sweet of you to do that. (she spots a large stack of presents on one of the tables)
Steph: Oh boy, I love present!
Kurt: Open mine first.
(Steph opens the gift in red, white, and blue wrapping paper, finding mini gold medals and a Sharmell doll inside)
Steph: The medals are so cute, but…what’s the Sharmell doll for?
Kurt: Oh…uh…(blushing)…sorry, that’s mine, must’ve dropped it in there by mistake (he grabs it and hides it)
Booker: (popping his head in) Tell me he didn’t just do that.
Stevie Ray: (popping his head in as well) Yeah, what’s going on? Suckas gots to know.
Henry: When we eating the cake?
Jillian: Later.
Boogeyman: Mine next.
(Steph opens the box, finding about 15,000 worms)
Steph: Ewwwwwwwww, worms?
Boogeyman: They’re packed with protein to help the kid grow. (he walks over and tips over a grandfather clock, which smashes him in the head, and then slithers out of the room)
Steph: Wow, ok. (she opens the gift from Kennedy) A Mister Microphone. I love those, thank you so much.
Kennedy: YOU’RE WELCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!
Henry: Is it time for ca-
Kennedy: WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE!
Henry: When are we going to eat?
Jillian: Later, Damn it!
Henry: Fine, call me when it’s time. (he departs)
Jillian: Just one more gift.
(Steph opens it, to find Jillian’s partially chewed mole inside)
Steph: Uh…why are you giving me this?
Jillian: It was a part of me, now it can be a part of you.
Steph: (looking slightly ill) Great, listen, I need to get going, ok?
Jillian: Sure, see you around.
(Steph leaves the room and heads back out to the bus. Entering, she finds Trips with his feet up, marking out for Doug Louellen, and Flair passed out on the couch)