Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 5, 2012 12:40:17 GMT -5
That might actually get Icarus cheered.
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Post by Error on Jul 5, 2012 13:43:57 GMT -5
I am liking Bennett's character more and more so this may not be bad.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 5, 2012 14:15:46 GMT -5
When you need to compare someone to him to show they aren't that bad, that's still not that good. Though I do like that Hagadorn was SO bad, he's become a reference point as opposed to a person. Yeah, that period in 2005 and half of 2006 when he and those three other guys would have the same damn match every show was a doozy.
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jul 5, 2012 14:41:51 GMT -5
New team for Trios action, including current CHIKARA champions... Easily one of the douchiest teams ever.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Jul 5, 2012 17:31:19 GMT -5
With that place holder team of the facial hair destroyers it can actually be a real team. Take Don Frye, find a Zangief look a like and Hogan can be the third. And Nick Jackson looks to smug in his picture
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Post by Error on Jul 5, 2012 17:54:48 GMT -5
New team for Trios action, including current CHIKARA champions... What the hellfire is wrong with Matt Jackson's face?
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 6, 2012 6:38:52 GMT -5
Archie's travels continue.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 6, 2012 9:12:22 GMT -5
In Portland. In Everett.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jul 6, 2012 10:58:02 GMT -5
7/6/2012: Greetings, CHIKARA fans! Are you as excited as I am to see the "Queen of Wrestling" take her crown in Portland? And greetings to you, Mr. Derek Sabato! I see you've posted a blog and, while I haven't gotten a chance to read it just yet, I'll assume you, like so many others, were writing about the great time you had during the C-Rex iPay-Per-View event back on June 2nd! Me too! In fact, one of my unexpected highlights for the weekend was the traffic and parking situation around the venue. I'm glad everyone knew that The Trocadero Theatre offered a parking discount for the Gallery II Parking Garage just up the street. It made for a day of ease and relaxation without the usual stress of searching for parking in a major metropolis! ... Okay, so my assistant just read me an abbreviated version of your blog. It sounds like you had a rougher go of things than I did. How exactly did you find yourself in a situation where you could receive a concussion? Interesting...I'm reminded of a story about a bear and a honey pot and a bee's stinger. As a matter of safety, I should probably let you know that there are a lot of metaphorical honey pots in CHIKARA that you should probably be keeping your nose out of in the future, specifically a honey pot with the initials D.O.F stamped on the side. I could continue with the allusion, but I think you get the idea. So, let's talk about the "excellent job" you claim to have done thus far. To paraphrase you better than yourself, you want to be my beacon of order in this sea of chaos by which I suddenly find myself surrounded. Now, I'd love to believe that. I'd love to believe that you can be the guiding light that will lead me back to terra firma, but I'm not entirely sure what chaos you've actually ordered since I assigned you to your current post. By your own admission, chaos ran amok at C-Rex, and you were concussed through most of it. I don't know what kind of beacon works part-time, but it's not the kind I'd want ordering my chaos. The point really is moot, however, because my beacon of order already exists! Conrad's favorite son didn't spend all those nights at business school for naught. Through the power of numbers, spreadsheets, charts and graphing calculators, a single light already shows my way through the darkness, and fans, I tell you this, it is bright and clear and in the shape of...CHIKARAbermetrics! Chaos shall be resolved, and clarity shall return to CHIKARA through my expert use of statistical analysis. So, yes, an "excellent job" has certainly been done to bring an end to the chaos - you're just not the one doing it. And furthermore, Mr. Sabato, I'd appreciate it if you, as GEKIDO's Official Liaison, would make it your beeswax to get to the venue well before belltime. This Fire Ant injury seems to have been easily avoidable, and I'm holding you directly responsible for a mess that I now have to clean up. So, let's talk about ants. Normally, The Colony would be a shoo-in for a berth in the mighty King of Trios. They dominated the field last year and won the whole kit n' kaboodle. But with Fire Ant now on the DL, an opportunity has arisen to show off CHIKARAbermetrics as the ultimate tool for creating superior wrestling teams! So, for this demonstration, I kept the focus narrow, limiting the trio to just ants that have competed in a CHIKARA ring, and made a ranking of every ant's Equivalent Average (EqA), which expresses the production of a wrestler, independent of venue and match variables. In order to compensate for ants with small sample sizes, we used our proprietary logarithm, extrapolating potential results over multiple seasons, and then taking the average. This is the resulting list: .333 – Soldier Ant .330 – Fire Ant .320 – combatANT .319* – deviANT .319* – Green Ant .316 – assailANT .303 – Carpenter Ant/Pink Ant .291 – Worker Ant *In the instance of ties, wrestlers are listed in alpha-order. Eliminating Fire Ant from the standings due to his injury, our strongest trio of ants, who will vie for the title of the King of Trios in Easton, PA this September, will be the team of...Soldier Ant, combatANT, and deviANT!Obviously, a benchmark event like King of Trios would not be complete without the world-famous ants of CHIKARA in action, so I'm sure you'll agree with me, both from a business perspective and a popular one, this is the best way to proceed while pleasing all parties. That, Mr. Sabato, is the perfect example of chaos, ordered. Signing off with a wink, WiNK
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2012 11:06:52 GMT -5
Well, this should be fun...
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jul 6, 2012 11:07:24 GMT -5
Wink is a madman.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Jul 6, 2012 11:13:33 GMT -5
That just might be.....brilliant.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 6, 2012 11:40:59 GMT -5
Okay, okay, I forgive you guys for Team ROH now.
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 6, 2012 12:18:46 GMT -5
Archie's travels continue. Reliably informed that he's in Ottawa this week.
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kidkamikaze10
Dennis Stamp
Trying to think of a new avatar
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Post by kidkamikaze10 on Jul 6, 2012 12:34:09 GMT -5
Wow wink. Not a good look. But definitely interesting.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 6, 2012 13:21:04 GMT -5
I'm just disappointed we didn't get Carpenter Ant and Worker Ant on the same team.
However, good show Chikara.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 6, 2012 14:47:06 GMT -5
I...wait, what? Colony Atomico?
Also, bit bummed that Jakob isn't (as of yet) coming up to Maine, but Frightmare and Ophidian could be good.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jul 6, 2012 14:57:13 GMT -5
I...wait, what? Colony Atomico? Also, bit bummed that Jakob isn't (as of yet) coming up to Maine, but Frightmare and Ophidian could be good. Frightmare and Ophidian should GREAT, really. I know that they're both tangentially involved in the overarching Delirious vs. UMB storyline, but I kind of hope they put that on the back burner for this match and just let those two guys go without much in the way of shenanigans.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 6, 2012 15:06:17 GMT -5
Tiny part would make me worry about it becoming a showcase for Ophidian and his Snake Style, but we shall see.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jul 6, 2012 19:24:15 GMT -5
Every time I see Portland I get excited, then remember that it's the wrong one.......darn it. Even though this season has been lackluster I still want to see a Chikara show.
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