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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jul 17, 2012 9:10:13 GMT -5
Thing is, while I'm a mark for all three of those guys(and I am, sincerely), whoever they get paired up with.....that's gonna be an ugly, hard to watch match.
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Post by froggyfrog on Jul 17, 2012 9:32:58 GMT -5
Thing is, while I'm a mark for all three of those guys(and I am, sincerely), whoever they get paired up with.....that's gonna be an ugly, hard to watch match. Demolition did fine enough a few years back
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Post by The Spelunker! on Jul 17, 2012 12:16:23 GMT -5
Such an amazing team. Very exciting.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 17, 2012 13:07:43 GMT -5
So, why does CHIKARA's social media seem so far behind their website?
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 17, 2012 13:27:49 GMT -5
So, there's Los Ice Creams and Ultramantis masks in the store right now.
If only I had 11 more bucks in the bank...
EDIT: Put the money in, I can't miss out on a UMB mask again.
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 18, 2012 7:03:36 GMT -5
![](http://www.chikarapro.com/images/AllRudos.jpg) Not exactly the most popular match Portland could get.
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 18, 2012 7:07:00 GMT -5
7/18/2012: Hello CHIKARA blog readers! It's your Director of Fun here, Wink Vavasseur, just popping in for a quick post responding to some concerns, comments and criticisms that have been directed towards me recently. Just a reminder, wrestlers and staff, the comment boxes I've had installed in all the locker rooms are fully operational and my inbox is always open; there's no need for us to be metaphorically airing out our laundry in such a public forum. Sugar, there were a few statements you made in your most recent blog that really stood out to me, namely that the "stats don't lie" and that the numbers clearly show that you are a team player. You are absolutely right. You are a "team player" in the truest sense: while your solo averages are less than stellar, you excel at positively affecting the dynamic of a group. The fact that you recognize this, I take that as a vote of confidence in the CHIKARAbermetrics program. I'm glad some people are starting to see both the forest AND the trees! Don't worry, Sugar, I didn't get you twisted. Since you are such a team player, I'll take it upon myself to set you up with a team. Let me run my numbers and get back to you. Greenie, you asked me how I can expect the reconstituted Swarm to gel and come together as they should at King of Trios? Well, duh! Obviously, I don't expect the team to gel immediately! The '02 Oakland A's didn't have their 20-game winning streak right at the beginning of the season, did they? They needed time to acclimate and grow into a cohesive unit. That's why I'm going to put Soldier Ant, deviANT and combatANT into as many matches as I can before KOT. They'll be a well-oiled machine by the time they get to the big stage! Leonard, first, let me say that I appreciate your opinion. Despite the fact it's coming from someone who could graciously be described as a glorified ticket-taker, I could never discount your opinion. I would never do that because, in CHIKARA, everyone's opinion is respected, even yours. And you know what they say about opinions: everybody's got one... Here's the thing, though. I take kindly to a lot of things in this world. There's a long, long list of things in this world I take kindly towards. However, it would be an understatement to say I don't take too kindly to accusations that I'm not doing my job correctly, implications that I don't know what I'm doing. You say I should be able to appreciate "something as simple as 'three points'"? Oh, Lenny. Lenny, Lenny, Lenny... Condescension like this reminds me of how father used to talk to me. Ol' Connie V. always thought of me as some kind of dumb dummy, talking down to me like this. Well, if I bristled at that kind of talk from a man with the social and business pedigree of a Conrad Vavasseur, just imagine how I'm going to accept it coming from a lowly play-by-play announcer. I won't stand for it! Nothing, Leonard, nothing can undo the damage that your words have done. So, you have a problem with the way I'm stewarding the Grand Championship? Frankly, your denials aside, it sounds a lot like Mr. Kingston is afraid to defend his title, and the two of you are trying to come up with some sort of technicality to make it easier for him to hold onto that belt. It sounds an awful lot like collusion to me. But of course, I would never make that kind of accusation, least of all in a public forum such as this... With a wink, WINK![](http://www.chikarapro.com/images/wink-head.jpg)
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 18, 2012 7:36:09 GMT -5
This week on The Barber Shop - what's your perfect date?
Barber thinking July 18th is Valentine's Day???
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Trying to think of a new avatar
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Post by kidkamikaze10 on Jul 18, 2012 9:53:02 GMT -5
Saturyne is PANDERING!!!
/AJ'd
But seriously, that was hilarious.
As for Wink... The heel turn is definitely in place. Wow, talk about being brilliantly obtuse.
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Unicron
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Post by skulldouggory on Jul 18, 2012 10:06:23 GMT -5
Heigelmania running wild.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jul 18, 2012 10:18:14 GMT -5
Is any surprised by Icarus' answer?
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Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 18, 2012 12:59:46 GMT -5
Tim Donst kinda looks like an extra from American History X right now.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 18, 2012 14:02:58 GMT -5
![](http://www.chikarapro.com/images/AllRudos.jpg) Not exactly the most popular match Portland could get. We're getting Hammermeier, I'm happy.
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Crow T. Robot
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jul 18, 2012 15:20:22 GMT -5
Is any surprised by Icarus' answer? Not really. Plus, Kobald is such a romantic.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Jul 18, 2012 15:21:34 GMT -5
Saturyne likes Smackdown Shut Your Mouth. Not bad.
If she had said Here Comes The Pain, I would've totally fallen for the PANDERING~!
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Jul 19, 2012 0:05:34 GMT -5
Can someone sum it up: So the reason for the Colony and the Swarm team is that Fire Ant is injured and mathematics and logorhythms have determined these three to be the best Trio?
So, the teams are still fighting each other, while also teaming so they can get some experience for King of Trios.
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 19, 2012 6:36:34 GMT -5
Yup - Wink wanted the best ant team for KOT, so used his "CHIKARAbermetrics", and decided Fire Ant, Soldier Ant and one of the fake ants were the best. Then, when Fire Ant got injured, it was decided that one of the other fake ants was still better than Green Ant. Wink's just being an a-hole.
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 19, 2012 7:24:10 GMT -5
On this week's Event Center, comments from YLC entrant JT Dunn, and the return of Marty Jannetty.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on Jul 19, 2012 9:13:59 GMT -5
Yup - Wink wanted the best ant team for KOT, so used his "CHIKARAbermetrics", and decided Fire Ant, Soldier Ant and one of the fake ants were the best. Then, when Fire Ant got injured, it was decided that one of the other fake ants was still better than Green Ant. Wink's just being an a-hole. The numbers don't lie.
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Post by Steveweiser on Jul 19, 2012 10:17:18 GMT -5
Team #11 is... ![](http://www.chikarapro.com/images/KOT12_11.jpg)
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