BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jun 12, 2012 23:28:01 GMT -5
I went to the SmackDown tapings and I must say this was probably the greatest match of all time.
Dean Ambrose comes out all greasy and hairy and starts ranting about how we don't show him respect cause he's unfamiliar to us. And how he's really dangerous. I'm all pumped up for a great match from Ambrose when Battle On starts playing, AKA Seth Rollins theme.
Then Tony Chimel announces...
"From Manchester, New Hampshire...BIG E LANGSTON!"
And out comes Big E Langston in the goofiest multicolored singlet I've ever seen. It would have made Koko B Ware cringe at the sight of it.
Langston proceeds to slam Ambrose around for 3 minutes as a little kid around me goes I REALLY LIKE THE BLACK GUY! And some oldtimer goes "He's good at picking him up and slamming him down, but he doesn't have much else in his arsenal."
And then Big E Langston defeats Dean Ambrose and starts going HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO as Seth Rollins theme rocks hard in the background.
SO. AWESOME.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 12, 2012 23:29:19 GMT -5
.....Ambrose must have pissed Foley off something fierce. Dammit.
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Jun 12, 2012 23:30:28 GMT -5
Were his moves as symmetrical as his face?
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jun 12, 2012 23:31:47 GMT -5
Were his moves as symmetrical as his face? I don't think words could properly describe the symmetry.
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Post by derangedhermit on Jun 12, 2012 23:34:34 GMT -5
Hey, it's Ahmed Mark IV. (2 was Monty Brown, 3 was Zeke.)
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Jun 12, 2012 23:43:47 GMT -5
Are you sure they didn't pump airborne drugs into the arena?
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Krimzon
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This guy is the man!
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Post by Krimzon on Jun 12, 2012 23:45:08 GMT -5
Hey, it's Ahmed Mark IV. (2 was Monty Brown, 3 was Zeke.) Don't you dare lump Monty Brown in there with the rest of them! He was better than the rest combined.
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Post by El Hijo del Havoc on Jun 12, 2012 23:53:24 GMT -5
.....Ambrose must have pissed Foley off something fierce. Dammit. One loss in an un-televised match = Being in the doghouse?
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jun 12, 2012 23:53:27 GMT -5
Hey, it's Ahmed Mark IV. (2 was Monty Brown, 3 was Zeke.) Don't you dare lump Monty Brown in there with the rest of them! He was better than the rest combined. The Alpha Male was no slouch, by ANY means. Why do you think not putting the Heavyweight title on him is one of those things that goes down as one of TNA's biggest mistakes?
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And_5400
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Post by And_5400 on Jun 13, 2012 5:41:37 GMT -5
Were his moves as symmetrical as his face? I don't think words could properly describe the symmetry. Can someone explain the whole "World's Most Symmetrical Man" nickname/joke for me? I've heard it alot but never really got it.
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Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jun 13, 2012 5:42:29 GMT -5
Wut da hayle?
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Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Jun 13, 2012 6:09:55 GMT -5
I don't think words could properly describe the symmetry. Can someone explain the whole "World's Most Symmetrical Man" nickname/joke for me? I've heard it alot but never really got it. Someone cut the picture in half, and flipped it over both ways. Both looked exactly like the original picture. He actually teamed with the other freak of nature on the FCW roster - The Man with No Belly Button.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 13, 2012 6:46:39 GMT -5
Can someone explain the whole "World's Most Symmetrical Man" nickname/joke for me? I've heard it alot but never really got it. Someone cut the picture in half, and flipped it over both ways. Both looked exactly like the original picture. He actually teamed with the other freak of nature on the FCW roster - The Man with No Belly Button. FCW was full of freaks for a while, wasn't it? Whatever happened to the guy who looked like he was melting?
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ronin705
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Post by ronin705 on Jun 13, 2012 6:54:13 GMT -5
Hey, it's Ahmed Mark IV. (2 was Monty Brown, 3 was Zeke.) HEY!!! Monty Brown had some personality dammit lol
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keezy
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Post by keezy on Jun 13, 2012 7:30:16 GMT -5
Doesn't his singlet look kind of like Mark Henry's Nation of Domination singlet?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jun 13, 2012 7:45:30 GMT -5
Someone cut the picture in half, and flipped it over both ways. Both looked exactly like the original picture. He actually teamed with the other freak of nature on the FCW roster - The Man with No Belly Button. FCW was full of freaks for a while, wasn't it? Whatever happened to the guy who looked like he was melting? He got fired. His name was Buck Dixon.
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BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jun 13, 2012 13:06:39 GMT -5
So I decided to talk to Mr. Big E on twitter about his sudden relocation...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2012 13:32:50 GMT -5
So I decided to talk to Mr. Big E on twitter about his sudden relocation... Well, this combined with the symmetry of his face makes me an instant fan. Anyone who uses the word 'whatnot' is simply spiffing.
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kidkamikaze10
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Post by kidkamikaze10 on Jun 13, 2012 13:49:44 GMT -5
Wait... What was awesome about this?
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Post by unoriginalalex on Jun 13, 2012 13:51:40 GMT -5
I hope a video shows up soon, I want to see!
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