Knailsic From Now On
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 12, 2012 22:22:32 GMT -5
*FAWA.com Exclusive: James Troy after his match with Michael Hayden*
*James Troy is sitting on the Locker room bench breathing heavily his hands clasped together*
I didn't beat Hayden. To be honest I'm actually kinda happy I didn't. Hayden after stepping in the ring with you I hope that I can say I wrestled the next FAWA world heavyweight champion. You've worked hard and you're only a few defenses away from you your world title shot. I know you'll give Ryan Blood hell. But enough about Hayden. This loss made me think. What's next? How can I improve? Did I turn the stove off before I left home? Truth be told I don't have an answer to any of those. But I'll do my best to find one. I'm not sure what they are but I can guarantee that'll be my last loss for a while.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jul 13, 2012 7:20:15 GMT -5
Aintitgruelnews.com is reporting the planned return of Connor Mackenzie was delayed due to unexpected match lengths. When asked for comment FAWA officials merely commented with "Sometimes things go long. You'd rather it went short?" followed by a rather abrupt disconnect. Sources cannot confirm the official but given recent changes in upper management it could be speculated that things are still in a state of "chaos".
Upon reaching out to wrestler Connor Mackenzie he issued this statement.
I am as disappointed as anyone that I wasn't able to go out last night to address the FAWA audience at the Parts Unknown Arena. But if they think they can do it twice...well, they've got another thing coming.
More on this story as it develops.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 13, 2012 9:39:18 GMT -5
Former Freakin Awesome champion Ghost Ant was spotted in a convinience store recently picking up the following Items:a Staple gun, a tin baseball bat, a roll of barbed wire, 6 bottles of lighter fluid,a trench coat, a ladder, a box of matches, 2 trash cans, and a gigantic bucket of legos. When questioned about his strange purchases Ghost Ant replied
"What are you people, Stalkers? Anyways assuming I win next week I got Drakin at Battle Bowl and since I know we won't be shaking hands I'm getting supplies for the match.
Damn, the things they sell in Parts Unknown."
At any rate it looks like Ghost Ant is prepared for Battle Bowl but he can't afford to over look his opponent on NiteRaw.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 13, 2012 15:30:08 GMT -5
*MWC is backstage:*
King, you got something wrong. BADLY wrong.
The Fallen doesn't hold ALL the titles....
*He holds up the WWCF World Tag Team Championships, only there's been some modifications: "WWCF" has been taped over and "FAWA" written over with a marker, and the nameplates read "MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY" on one belt and "GUS RICHLEN" on the other.*
By the way, Blood, I'm still waiting.
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Post by Square on Jul 13, 2012 16:16:31 GMT -5
*The Inter-Forum championship is shown laying across Square's shoulder as he gently caresses it*
Finally
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 13, 2012 16:19:01 GMT -5
*The Inter-Forum championship is shown laying across Square's shoulder as he gently caresses it* Finally What's wrong, scared that you couldn't beat Enigma in a straight-up match so you clock him from behind?*Coventry shakes his head derisively.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2012 16:22:40 GMT -5
*MWC is backstage:* King, you got something wrong. BADLY wrong.
The Fallen doesn't hold ALL the titles....*He holds up the WWCF World Tag Team Championships, only there's been some modifications: "WWCF" has been taped over and "FAWA" written over with a marker, and the nameplates read "MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY" on one belt and "GUS RICHLEN" on the other.* By the way, Blood, I'm still waiting. You know damn well we have staked claim to being the REAL Tag Team Champions with our Campeones de Parejas. Good luck holding onto your false titles.
But I agree that King is wrong that we dont hold all the belts. We don't hold the TV Title (although we may decide to rectify that). However we hold the top three belts in this company and there isnt a damn thing you can do about that.
And make sure Gus gets this message. He will fail at Battle Bowl if he gets the chance and he will fail with his briefcase. And then he will like the rest of FAWA just have to watch as we burn this company to the ground.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2012 16:24:28 GMT -5
*The Inter-Forum championship is shown laying across Square's shoulder as he gently caresses it* Finally What's wrong, scared that you couldn't beat Enigma in a straight-up match so you clock him from behind?*Coventry shakes his head derisively.* All is fair in love and war. Aaron wanted to declare war on the Fallen, he gets the full experience of what a war with the Fallen will entail. Not Square's fault he couldnt handle it
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 13, 2012 16:25:55 GMT -5
*MWC is backstage:* King, you got something wrong. BADLY wrong.
The Fallen doesn't hold ALL the titles....*He holds up the WWCF World Tag Team Championships, only there's been some modifications: "WWCF" has been taped over and "FAWA" written over with a marker, and the nameplates read "MARSHALL WESLEY COVENTRY" on one belt and "GUS RICHLEN" on the other.* By the way, Blood, I'm still waiting. You know damn well we have staked claim to being the REAL Tag Team Champions with our Campeones de Parejas. Good luck holding onto your false titles.
But I agree that King is wrong that we dont hold all the belts. We don't hold the TV Title (although we may decide to rectify that). However we hold the top three belts in this company and there isnt a damn thing you can do about that.
And make sure Gus gets this message. He will fail at Battle Bowl and he will fail with his briefcase. And then he will like the rest of FAWA just have to watch as we burn this company to the ground. No. YOU'LL be the ones to fail, Drakin. And you'll never see your collapse coming even when the FAWA World Championship is out of The Fallen's grasp.
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Post by lodirulz on Jul 13, 2012 16:35:54 GMT -5
A Lecture from The Internet
Hey, I just met you; And this is crazy: But this memes old now; So end it maybe!
I kid. You know, I look at the FAWA like it's a video game: But not any Super Mario like masterpieces, I think of it more like ET: It had potential, but it ended up as a piece of crap discount bin buy. What I mean is that currently, the Freaking Awesome Wrestling Alliance is terrible. Full of parodies and cheese. If I wanted that, I'd go watch Tom and Jerry. But luckily for you, I'm magically delicious like Lucky Charms, and I have a solution to this problem:
Let me go Siskel and Ebert on you for just a moment: There's things that deserve a thumbs up, and things that deserve a thumbs down. For example, I applaud the commentary work, just flawless. It reminds me of a Jim Ross/Bobby Heenan combination. Just melt in your mouth perfection. HOWEVER, I don't really like Gus Richlen. He had no personality, so changed his attitude. And yet he still had no personality then.
I could play an endless marathon of nonstop tennis, and it would still be more entertaining. Lose the raccoon eyes, hipster. And if you can't handle that heat, then nobody on the roster is going to be in my kitchen. I'll shred all over them verbally like a killer solo on Rock Band, and in the end I'll be getting more possibilities of a relationship like those kids in The Highschool of The Dead. You don't what it is, I feel sorry for you. Look it up, and stay in touch.
I just realized though, I never did introduce myself, did I? What did I say before, Lodi? I'm not that emo from WCW! I'm more like the lead singer of KISS: You might think I'm weird, but I'm f***ing awesome, losers! I might not have a long tongue, but I certainly have a golden one. I can use The Internet against all of you, and I can guarantee you I'll leave your hair sticking up like that old Slim Jim commercial, and I'll have so much gold, they will run out of globes, you understand?
I'm Loading Rules. And it won't be long before I'm Goomba Stomping your asses. But there's still one question I have for you: You a greenday fan? And if so..... Do you you know your enemy?
......... 48%. ..... 49%....... 50%.
OH MY BOY, if you don't make a choice.... in the end. I don't know, how you'll cope, when they feed you all their lies...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2012 16:37:11 GMT -5
You know damn well we have staked claim to being the REAL Tag Team Champions with our Campeones de Parejas. Good luck holding onto your false titles.
But I agree that King is wrong that we dont hold all the belts. We don't hold the TV Title (although we may decide to rectify that). However we hold the top three belts in this company and there isnt a damn thing you can do about that.
And make sure Gus gets this message. He will fail at Battle Bowl and he will fail with his briefcase. And then he will like the rest of FAWA just have to watch as we burn this company to the ground. No. YOU'LL be the ones to fail, Drakin. And you'll never see your collapse coming even when the FAWA World Championship is out of The Fallen's grasp. Only in your dreams.
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Post by Square on Jul 13, 2012 16:53:13 GMT -5
*The Inter-Forum championship is shown laying across Square's shoulder as he gently caresses it* Finally What's wrong, scared that you couldn't beat Enigma in a straight-up match so you clock him from behind?*Coventry shakes his head derisively.* Screw you, I'm the champion and that is all that matters. This belt is in my possession it is MINE!
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 13, 2012 20:05:48 GMT -5
No. YOU'LL be the ones to fail, Drakin. And you'll never see your collapse coming even when the FAWA World Championship is out of The Fallen's grasp. Only in your dreams. It's reality, Drakin. It's truth. I know you loathe seeing it, but it's there.
When reality becomes The Fallen's nightmare, let me know how you REALLY feel then.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2012 22:20:05 GMT -5
It's reality, Drakin. It's truth. I know you loathe seeing it, but it's there.
When reality becomes The Fallen's nightmare, let me know how you REALLY feel then. I've known Gus for far too long to know that he is too much of an emotional weakling to get to the top.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 13, 2012 22:36:57 GMT -5
It's reality, Drakin. It's truth. I know you loathe seeing it, but it's there.
When reality becomes The Fallen's nightmare, let me know how you REALLY feel then. I've known Gus for far too long to know that he is too much of an emotional weakling to get to the top. You don't know him that well, especially lately, do you?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2012 23:11:32 GMT -5
I've known Gus for far too long to know that he is too much of an emotional weakling to get to the top. You don't know him that well, especially lately, do you? Maybe not lately, but I do know this.
When I was still a sucker for you parasites, I was hoping Gus would help me do what I was never able to do beforehand and be a tag team champion. In fact, Gus promised me such. However, it seemed every time we tagged........I was basically on my own, which in a tag team situation is never good.
Now, I hold an actual tag title with a man who could beat Gus whenever he felt like it (and does, by the way) in Ryan Blood that were won in the ring while your pathetic brother holds a belt that you just so happened to find. There are real tag team champions and there are those who are only tag champs in their minds. It seems pretty clear which one I am and which one you and your lying brother are.
Maybe some day, Gus can look me in the eye and tell me that what I said about our time as a tag team is not true instead of sending his errand brother to deal with me.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 13, 2012 23:18:29 GMT -5
You don't know him that well, especially lately, do you? Maybe not lately, but I do know this.
When I was still a sucker for you parasites, I was hoping Gus would help me do what I was never able to do beforehand and be a tag team champion. In fact, Gus promised me such. However, it seemed every time we tagged........I was basically on my own, which in a tag team situation is never good.
Now, I hold an actual tag title with a man who could beat Gus whenever he felt like it (and does, by the way) in Ryan Blood that were won in the ring while your pathetic brother holds a belt that you just so happened to find. There are real tag team champions and there are those who are only tag champs in their minds. It seems pretty clear which one I am and which one you and your lying brother are.
Maybe some day, Gus can look me in the eye and tell me that what I said about our time as a tag team is not true instead of sending his errand brother to deal with me. It took you that long to say "no," Drakin? Really?
Since it's clear that neither you nor your cohorts truly know your enemy, it stands that it's just a matter of time before The Fallen collapses with a bigger crash than the Pantheon did.
Oh, and you mentioned that you and my brother failed to win these tag belts before? He still has one more reign than you with these. Make that two, to be precise.
Enjoy your little delusions of invincibility, Drakin. While you still can.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 13, 2012 23:40:04 GMT -5
*Parts Unknown gets hit with a vicious thunderstorm, with heavy downpours and lightning.
In some building or another, the lightning illuminates writing on the wall:*
TYFO
WHITEY FATS
JOHN AMIGO
RYAN BERGMAN
"DAMN RIGHT" JACKSON BY VIRTUE OF NOT GETTING PINK SLIP
SETH DRAKIN
VIVA
JONATHAN MICHAELS
RYAN BLOOD
RYAN BLOOD AGAIN
Soon, I cross the next one from my list.
*Hysterical laughter mixes with thunder as the shot fades.*
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Jul 14, 2012 4:14:21 GMT -5
Mr.Potato: That's right I'm back. Mr.Potato , The Japanese Gangsta the people's champ. When I'm not kicking someone's behind , I'm plowing you girlfriend , your sister , your mom and your grandmother all at the same time. Don't worry though , when I finish I leave one f of my brand new t-shrits on their night stand with a crisp five dollar bill in the front pocket for them. I'm done with this promo.
I'm back and that's all you need to know. Now go pray to your god that I stick around this time. Oh and Michael Hayden still absolutely sucks and I'm while I'm the people's champ , he's just the people's chump. Suck it , You're all losers. I have to go train.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 14, 2012 12:11:40 GMT -5
*Parts Unknown gets hit with a vicious thunderstorm, with heavy downpours and lightning. In some building or another, the lightning illuminates writing on the wall:* TYFOWHITEY FATSJOHN AMIGORYAN BERGMAN"DAMN RIGHT" JACKSON BY VIRTUE OF NOT GETTING PINK SLIPSETH DRAKINVIVAJONATHAN MICHAELSRYAN BLOODRYAN BLOOD AGAIN Soon, I cross the next one from my list.*Hysterical laughter mixes with thunder as the shot fades.* We'll see about that.
When I defeat Ryan Bergman for the 1-2-3 next week, it's go-time for you and me, BRB! And this time, I'll have a personal enforcer, so no more of your brother's antics.
And that enforcer will be none other than Damn! Right! Jackson! The man who will get an FAWA contract and put that six foot twelve, four hundred pound, South Border Buffoon out to greener pastures, where he belongs.
I'm 300lbs of fire and fury, Richlen. Don't stand in my way, or else your quest will come to a tragic end when I take you to the boiling point!
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