Post by crabnebula on Dec 29, 2011 12:18:56 GMT -5
categorize current WWE superstars according to title divisions and overall importance
WWE Title Divison (or World Heavyweight Title, one belt)
Triple H
Stone Cold (would not retire while massively over)
Undertaker
The Rock
John Cena
Kane
Big Show (attraction, rare champion)
Mark Henry (King Kong Bundy style threat, never champion)
Intercontinental (U.S. title division)
Randy Orton (hasn't surpassed Bret or DDP levels before they became world champ, imo)
Chris Jericho (barely makes it into the division, after years of being T.V. champ and T.V. title contender. never actually wins the I.C. or U.S. title but comes close often)
Booker T.
Cody Rhodes
Wade Barrett
Sheamus
Alberto Del Rio
CM Punk (heel 2010 era)
Dolph Ziggler (barely above t.v. title division based on performance and heel quality)
Mid-card (T.V. title division)
Alex Riley (heel or face)
Brodus Clay
Evan Bourne (part time jobber, too)
Jack Swagger
Kofi Kingston
Mason Ryan (can win matches, but never has any movement up the ladder)
Rey Mysterio (would only win against opponents his own size, and maybe, just maybe have one David vs. Goliath moment during his career)
Ezekial Jackson (midcard powerhouse)
The Miz (heel jobber as well)
Zack Ryder (babyface jobber as well)
Christian (heel jobber as well)
Daniel Bryan (babyface jobber who can get surprise victories)
Justin Gabriel (babyface jobber who can win matches)
Sin Cara (special attraction like Hakushi)
The Great Khali (special attraction like Giant Gonzales)
William Regal (veteran who can win but often loses)
Yoshi Tatsu (jobber who gets a push, but then jobs indefinitely)
Ted Dibiase (undeserving second generation wrestler who has a job and a midcard position though deserving of not being employed)
Jobbers
Curt Hawkins
David Otunga (heel jobber like Hardbody Harrison or The Gambler)
Epico (tag team jobber)
Goldust (veteran comedy jobber)
JTG (babyface jobber)
Primo (tag team jobber)
Ricardo Rodriguez (comedy jobber)
Santino Marella (same as above, which he is)
Tyler Reks (wildman jobber)
Heath Slater (oversell master)
Hunico
Usos
Jinder Mahal (foreign heel, edge of midcard, still a jobber)
Johnny Curtis (blue chip jobber)
Trent Barreta
Tyson Kidd (flippy kid jobber)
Darren Young (goody goody kid jobber)
Derrick Bateman (blue chipper)
Titus O'Neil (lovable big guy who can't get a win, but will eventually move up to midcard, maybe undeservedly)
Valet / Manager
Michael Cole
Santino (eventually)
Ricardo
Vickie
Layla
Matt Striker (more animated like James E. and Paul E.)
Teddy Long
William Regal (eventually)
Unemployed or not used
The Bellas
Eve (maybe t.v. host, like Sunny, if lucky)
Kelly Kelly (same as above, but highly doubtful as she's a robot who can't speak well enough for such a role)
Michael McGillicutty (not able to cut it on the big stage. regional worker in very small promotions)
A.J. (fangirl who would not get a job in the industry back in the day)
Aksana (might work a comedy skit, but never hired full time)
Alicia Fox (a model somewhere but not a wrestler)
Hornswoggle (might work once or twice for an attraction, never a full time hire)
Kaitlyn
Rosa Mendes
Tamina
Women's Title (more of an attraction, like in the past. not a full time division. I love women's wrestling, but there's just not enough quality female performers)
Beth Phoenix
Natalya
Kharma
Sara Del Rey
(maybe some more foreign opponents or indy workers, if they're big enough and can work well enough)
This of course is using the pre-Sable model for women's wrestling
Feel free to disagree, and I hope I haven't offended anyone or come off as a jerk who is saying he hates everything about the current era and how it's booked. Here, I'm just trying to put myself in the shoes of an old school type booker Pre Attitude Era
WWE Title Divison (or World Heavyweight Title, one belt)
Triple H
Stone Cold (would not retire while massively over)
Undertaker
The Rock
John Cena
Kane
Big Show (attraction, rare champion)
Mark Henry (King Kong Bundy style threat, never champion)
Intercontinental (U.S. title division)
Randy Orton (hasn't surpassed Bret or DDP levels before they became world champ, imo)
Chris Jericho (barely makes it into the division, after years of being T.V. champ and T.V. title contender. never actually wins the I.C. or U.S. title but comes close often)
Booker T.
Cody Rhodes
Wade Barrett
Sheamus
Alberto Del Rio
CM Punk (heel 2010 era)
Dolph Ziggler (barely above t.v. title division based on performance and heel quality)
Mid-card (T.V. title division)
Alex Riley (heel or face)
Brodus Clay
Evan Bourne (part time jobber, too)
Jack Swagger
Kofi Kingston
Mason Ryan (can win matches, but never has any movement up the ladder)
Rey Mysterio (would only win against opponents his own size, and maybe, just maybe have one David vs. Goliath moment during his career)
Ezekial Jackson (midcard powerhouse)
The Miz (heel jobber as well)
Zack Ryder (babyface jobber as well)
Christian (heel jobber as well)
Daniel Bryan (babyface jobber who can get surprise victories)
Justin Gabriel (babyface jobber who can win matches)
Sin Cara (special attraction like Hakushi)
The Great Khali (special attraction like Giant Gonzales)
William Regal (veteran who can win but often loses)
Yoshi Tatsu (jobber who gets a push, but then jobs indefinitely)
Ted Dibiase (undeserving second generation wrestler who has a job and a midcard position though deserving of not being employed)
Jobbers
Curt Hawkins
David Otunga (heel jobber like Hardbody Harrison or The Gambler)
Epico (tag team jobber)
Goldust (veteran comedy jobber)
JTG (babyface jobber)
Primo (tag team jobber)
Ricardo Rodriguez (comedy jobber)
Santino Marella (same as above, which he is)
Tyler Reks (wildman jobber)
Heath Slater (oversell master)
Hunico
Usos
Jinder Mahal (foreign heel, edge of midcard, still a jobber)
Johnny Curtis (blue chip jobber)
Trent Barreta
Tyson Kidd (flippy kid jobber)
Darren Young (goody goody kid jobber)
Derrick Bateman (blue chipper)
Titus O'Neil (lovable big guy who can't get a win, but will eventually move up to midcard, maybe undeservedly)
Valet / Manager
Michael Cole
Santino (eventually)
Ricardo
Vickie
Layla
Matt Striker (more animated like James E. and Paul E.)
Teddy Long
William Regal (eventually)
Unemployed or not used
The Bellas
Eve (maybe t.v. host, like Sunny, if lucky)
Kelly Kelly (same as above, but highly doubtful as she's a robot who can't speak well enough for such a role)
Michael McGillicutty (not able to cut it on the big stage. regional worker in very small promotions)
A.J. (fangirl who would not get a job in the industry back in the day)
Aksana (might work a comedy skit, but never hired full time)
Alicia Fox (a model somewhere but not a wrestler)
Hornswoggle (might work once or twice for an attraction, never a full time hire)
Kaitlyn
Rosa Mendes
Tamina
Women's Title (more of an attraction, like in the past. not a full time division. I love women's wrestling, but there's just not enough quality female performers)
Beth Phoenix
Natalya
Kharma
Sara Del Rey
(maybe some more foreign opponents or indy workers, if they're big enough and can work well enough)
This of course is using the pre-Sable model for women's wrestling
Feel free to disagree, and I hope I haven't offended anyone or come off as a jerk who is saying he hates everything about the current era and how it's booked. Here, I'm just trying to put myself in the shoes of an old school type booker Pre Attitude Era