Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 27, 2011 15:35:19 GMT -5
Kane's new stable. {Spoiler}  |
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 27, 2011 15:37:11 GMT -5
Kane's new stable. {Spoiler} Cena's natural enemies. |
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Dec 27, 2011 15:40:03 GMT -5
Emperor PalpaKane needs a drink.
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Post by redsox82 on Dec 27, 2011 15:52:19 GMT -5
"You know what...you know what, John? John...I just wanted to be a dentist, y'know? I was...I was good at it, man! But...noooooo! Vince, he tells me...you know what he tells me, Johnny? He says I gotta impersonate Diesel. Diesel! Big...Big Daddy Cool. I mean, I'm a dentist, what do I know about being...a diesel? So there I am, being Diesel. And..well, it sucked! It wasn't me, I just pull teeth, y'know? So then Vince...well he gets bored of Diesel, cos he was in the WCWF or whatever, right? So I'm like...I'm all...Vince, let me be a dentist, dude! Its all I know! But...that guy, man...that guy says...no dentisting for you, buddy! You...you gotta be the Undertaker's brother now! And I'm...I mean, what do I know about being...a brother, y'know? I just pull teeth, man! So there I am, at the Bad Blood, and I'm...burned. I gotta play a burn victim! I don't deal with burns John, I...teeth, that's all I know! 15 years later...I'm still a burned brother...but...NOW I'M NOT EVEN BURNED, JOHNNY! Its like...whaaaaaaaaat? And now I can't pull teeth anymore! I forgot...how to do it! 15 years man, 15 f***in' years! Merry Christmas, John!" *falls down on his face* I would watch this. It also leads to a natural feud with Punk down the line. And it allows WWE to do some throwback, APA-style bar room brawls. Kane sits on a stool at some dive bar, kicking back a martini, when some jobber gets in his face. Kane looks up and slurs (through mask), "You don't know me..." before beating the guy down. |
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Post by anticonscience on Dec 27, 2011 15:54:52 GMT -5
It would have been better if there was music playing thru the promo like he had during his heel run in the early part of this year
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 27, 2011 16:08:07 GMT -5
"You know what...you know what, John? John...I just wanted to be a dentist, y'know? I was...I was good at it, man! But...noooooo! Vince, he tells me...you know what he tells me, Johnny? He says I gotta impersonate Diesel. Diesel! Big...Big Daddy Cool. I mean, I'm a dentist, what do I know about being...a diesel? So there I am, being Diesel. And..well, it sucked! It wasn't me, I just pull teeth, y'know? So then Vince...well he gets bored of Diesel, cos he was in the WCWF or whatever, right? So I'm like...I'm all...Vince, let me be a dentist, dude! Its all I know! But...that guy, man...that guy says...no dentisting for you, buddy! You...you gotta be the Undertaker's brother now! And I'm...I mean, what do I know about being...a brother, y'know? I just pull teeth, man! So there I am, at the Bad Blood, and I'm...burned. I gotta play a burn victim! I don't deal with burns John, I...teeth, that's all I know! 15 years later...I'm still a burned brother...but...NOW I'M NOT EVEN BURNED, JOHNNY! Its like...whaaaaaaaaat? And now I can't pull teeth anymore! I forgot...how to do it! 15 years man, 15 f***in' years! Merry Christmas, John!" *falls down on his face* Not letting this get no-sold. Post of the forever. |
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mcd
Don Corleone
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Post by mcd on Dec 27, 2011 17:32:36 GMT -5
Kane's new stable. {Spoiler} Cena's natural enemies. I would seriously watch that! Awesome. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2011 18:04:53 GMT -5
Maybe Kane burned Jake Roberts's gear in a trash barrel and absorbed his powers.
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Post by xCompackx on Dec 27, 2011 18:13:33 GMT -5
It really did feel like someone took the script to a Star Wars Episode 3 and just had Kane recite it. If he turns heel though, Cena needs a cool apprentice outfit.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 27, 2011 18:22:45 GMT -5
It would have been better if there was music playing thru the promo like he had during his heel run in the early part of this year Hell yes! I feel like the only one in the world that misses the whole "music playing during the promo" thing they used to do with Kane and Del Rio (and probably some others that aren't coming to me). And the over-the-top, shades of Iago "they're all gonna turn against you" promo was a thing of beauty. |
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Post by pepsitwist on Dec 27, 2011 19:21:35 GMT -5
"What do you meansh I can't take off my masksh, Taker? IT'SH HOT! *hic*" Next week: Kane picking his nose. |
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Post by Corey "Valo" Carver on Dec 27, 2011 19:32:37 GMT -5
Just Em... em.... John, whats the word I'm looking for? Emmm... Embrace? Yeah Embrace. Embrace the hate! Wait, does that sound right? Yeah thats it, Embrace the Hate!
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Post by Cela on Dec 27, 2011 19:57:47 GMT -5
Damn Hellspawn wandering through rings, casting firaga, losing their pants. Intervention needed now.
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The Doctor
Dennis Stamp
New teeth. That's weird.
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Post by The Doctor on Dec 27, 2011 20:12:54 GMT -5
Perhaps they are getting in there pre-Dark Knight Rises with this. With Kane become a mind-game-playing, massive beast trying to bring down the ultimate hero.
Very Bane!
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on Dec 27, 2011 22:42:50 GMT -5
"What do you meansh I can't take off my masksh, Taker? IT'SH HOT! *hic*" Next week: Kane picking his nose. Look, HE'S PICKING HIS NOSE!! |
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