Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Dec 8, 2011 18:54:58 GMT -5
I forget who, but yes this is real. He was going to push the gimmick of being transgendered. Which is awesome, more power to him. But his way of doing it was to beat Cena for the WWE title and Trish for the Women's title, possibly in the same night. Officially proving that he was the greatest of all time! Hey, here's my idea for a new wrestler. He gets across an anti-bullying gimmick by beating everyone and never even getting knocked off his feet. Also he wins all the belts and all the divas are madly in love with him and all the legends come back to say "Wow this kid is the future of the business!!!" The wrestler in question was Johnny Parisi/Johnny Swinger. This was the guy that never popped up on Raw, and spent his career on Heat jobbing to Kane, right? Everything makes sense now. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2011 18:58:45 GMT -5
This is some of the funniest newz ever devised.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Dec 8, 2011 19:29:00 GMT -5
The whole invincible, unstoppable heel has been recon so many times throughout wrestling's history. Just like the plucky underdog or the evil foreigner.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 8, 2011 19:39:16 GMT -5
Okay, I'm actually starting to feel a bit sorry for the guy now.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 8, 2011 19:49:38 GMT -5
Anyway, wouldn't be the first time they took an idea given by or meant for someone new and gave it to someone established. Not even the first time this year. As much as I love Kelly and was glad she got the angle against Vickie, it was pretty obvious that was originally written for Kaitlyn Then the angle was, in turn, given to Trish Stratus, thus proving the old adage true that continuity always takes a back seat to seniority. Also, at some point, Snookie happens. |
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 9, 2011 12:02:41 GMT -5
I'm glad they went with Henry, since at least he covers up, Brodus is nasty to look at. All those lumps...
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Post by derickyuki on Dec 9, 2011 15:17:36 GMT -5
Not Brodus, but close:
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Post by Red Impact on Dec 9, 2011 15:23:40 GMT -5
Okay, I'm actually starting to feel a bit sorry for the guy now. Given that his idea was pretty much "I run over everyone! I even have a catchphrase for it!" I don't. I realize that there's not a huge amount you can do with a guy like that in this day and age in WWE, but it's a really, really self-serving "gimmick" if true. |
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 9, 2011 16:09:10 GMT -5
The wrestler in question was Johnny Parisi/Johnny Swinger. It ain't easy being Johnny Parisi "Who?!" |
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Post by Vince's Torn Quads on Dec 9, 2011 17:34:08 GMT -5
Since all the good jokes have been done... Brodus Clay is going to be in a WWE movie?! Why am I just hearing of this now?!  He's starring in a remake of The Man Who Wasn't There. |
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Dec 9, 2011 18:05:26 GMT -5
Okay, I'm actually starting to feel a bit sorry for the guy now. Given that his idea was pretty much "I run over everyone! I even have a catchphrase for it!" I don't. I realize that there's not a huge amount you can do with a guy like that in this day and age in WWE, but it's a really, really self-serving "gimmick" if true. It was brilliant in that it would advertise the horror film he's in though. BRODUS CLAY. HOUSE OF PAIN. ALSO HORROR MOVIE. |
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