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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Nov 22, 2011 11:34:40 GMT -5
The fact that it has yet to happen is frustrating me.
Years back, I used to fantasize about dream scenario matches, such as Richard Simmons vs Shawn Michaels, or Simmons vs Undertaker for the streak.
Yet for some bizarre reason, WWE has not come into contact with him. Why? I was also hoping that he would eventually be inducted into the hall of fame, and I still am. If they inducted Drew Carey, Richard Simmons can easily find a spot in there.
I've thought of his entrance music as well, being "You Spin me Right Round" by Dead or Alive, with his titantron being several clips from sweatin' to the oldies. If you don't think Richard Simmons has a place in the WWE, you're sadly mistaken.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Nov 22, 2011 11:36:38 GMT -5
Wasn't Simon Dean supposed to be like Richard Simmons?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2011 11:38:22 GMT -5
This idea can only be salvaged if Johnny Ace says "His ass is gonna blow!!!!" and dives behind a bush that is randomly at the top of the stage.
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Nov 22, 2011 12:35:30 GMT -5
Wasn't Simon Dean supposed to be like Richard Simmons? Not Simmons-y enough. |
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Nov 22, 2011 12:50:33 GMT -5
Funny enough, I made a Richard Simmons character in both Wrestlemania 2000 and No Mercy. Always stuck him in Hardcore matches. Ended up being one of the most successful characters I've ever made. His Women's Slap finisher won him many a Hardcore Championship bouts.
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Post by nm on Nov 22, 2011 12:58:28 GMT -5
I'm surprised he wasn't a guest host
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Post by Branimal on Nov 22, 2011 13:00:52 GMT -5
Even if Richard Simmons hosts RAW, there's no way he could EVER top that appearance on Who's Line is it Anyway?
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Post by tartsonawire on Nov 22, 2011 13:59:28 GMT -5
Even if Richard Simmons hosts RAW, there's no way he could EVER top that appearance on Who's Line is it Anyway?OMG yes!! One of the absolute funniest things I've ever seen...jetskis  Idk...I think Richard on Raw would be great, but I don't know that I ever see this happening. |
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Nov 22, 2011 14:51:28 GMT -5
I hope someone chants Richard Simmons one time...
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 22, 2011 15:52:46 GMT -5
Ron and Richard Simmons vs Animal and Johnny Ace
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Post by TheVoiceofReason on Nov 22, 2011 16:06:46 GMT -5
I'm extremely satisfied that this topic is being taken 100% seriously.
WE WANT SIMMONS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE WANT SIMMONS *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Nov 22, 2011 16:16:51 GMT -5
But isn't sweatin' to the oldies more of a TNA thing?
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Post by dominicsmith on Nov 22, 2011 16:17:46 GMT -5
for a minute there i thought you were talking about Simon Dean lol
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 22, 2011 16:32:53 GMT -5
But isn't sweatin' to the oldies more of a TNA thing? That's just sweating oldies. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2011 19:37:09 GMT -5
At first I thought this said "Ron Simmons". Took me back to his debut as Faarooq.
I need to start paying better attention.
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