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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 17, 2012 18:11:56 GMT -5
OK most of them probably have no medical training so there's that...bu who do you think would be most calming prescence? Like someone who you'd trust as a doctor given their personality, confidence, etc.
I think Chris Nowinski would be a good one for me. I mean he's Harvard educated and comes off as confident and capable. Plus, if he actually did perform the procedure I think he'd be smart enough to get a real doctor to do it rather than take it on himself.
On the other side I'd be scared of John Morrison. Now despite being straight I have no problem admitting Morrison is one sexy beast. However, if he was my doctor I would think something would have to be up. I mean no skilled physician has the time necessary to maintain that kind of body.
Also, if he were still alive Steve Williams would make me worry as well given his ring name.
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Post by Cronant on Jul 17, 2012 18:13:25 GMT -5
Khali.
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Post by Jeremy on Jul 17, 2012 18:14:14 GMT -5
Not afraid: Sam Shepard. And due to his experience with cutting someone open, New Jack
Afraid: Percy Watson
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Post by salsashark on Jul 17, 2012 18:14:26 GMT -5
Isaac Yankem, DDS.
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Post by percymania on Jul 17, 2012 18:18:54 GMT -5
This was my first thought. Oddly enough, I think Kane would make the best doctor. That's who I pick.
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jul 17, 2012 18:27:18 GMT -5
Dr. Tom Pritchard of course! He's a doctor, and since he's a Heavenly Body, I'm sure he can hook me up with some nice digs in the afterlife if I don't make it through.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jul 17, 2012 18:29:35 GMT -5
Maybe not surgery, but if I remember right, isn't Shawn Stasiak a chiropractor?
Kayfabe: Undertaker can do something with black magic.
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 17, 2012 18:35:40 GMT -5
I came here to post Chris Nowinski but I have decided he would be the WORST because if he messes up, he will find some loop hole so that I couldn't sue...
I would have to go with the Undertaker and have Papa Shango and the Boogeyman as assistants. If Taker messes up, they can use their voo doo magic rituals to bring me back. And I choose Undertaker because I would hope to get a 2 for 1 special, meaning that if I didn't make it, the burial is free.
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Post by The Line on Jul 17, 2012 18:44:58 GMT -5
If I had to pick someone to perform surgery on me, it'd be Cena. Not only would he overcome the odds, but his degree is actually sports-medicine related(exercise physiology), so he at least knows a lot about muscle groups and whatnot.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2012 18:46:57 GMT -5
If I had to pick someone to perform surgery on me, it'd be Cena. Not only would he overcome the odds, but his degree is actually sports-medicine related(exercise physiology), so he at least knows a lot about muscle groups and whatnot. And if the surgery fails, he'll give us a wish at least.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2012 18:48:01 GMT -5
My first thought was Isaac Yankem too.
Want: Mick Foley. He'd have a great bedside manner.
Don't Want: Randy Orton. I can see him nicking an artery and just shouting "STUPID! STUPID!" over an over at the fountain of blood.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Jul 17, 2012 18:50:28 GMT -5
Santino. I think his anesthesia methods would be too unorthodox for my liking, but would work wonderfully.
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Post by unoriginalalex on Jul 17, 2012 18:59:48 GMT -5
If I had to pick someone to perform surgery on me, it'd be Cena. Not only would he overcome the odds, but his degree is actually sports-medicine related(exercise physiology), so he at least knows a lot about muscle groups and whatnot. And he's the doctor of thuganomics.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 17, 2012 19:26:59 GMT -5
Probably Mike Knox. He did have that gimmick for awhile where he was constantly talked in medical terminology in regards to hurting people. I figure he'd have a decent shot at patching me up successfully.
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Post by Cela on Jul 17, 2012 20:03:30 GMT -5
Kane for some reason.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Jul 17, 2012 20:15:18 GMT -5
Kane is fairly proficient with sharp hooks as he once demonstrated on Daivari's anatomy. So i guess I'd pick him. youtu.be/763nCvvXHn8?t=3m28s
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 17, 2012 20:22:53 GMT -5
Damien Sandow
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 17, 2012 20:32:56 GMT -5
Nowinski would be a terrible person to have surgery under, considering he was taken out of wrestling with post-concussion syndrome.
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Post by odor31 on Jul 17, 2012 20:37:09 GMT -5
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Jul 17, 2012 23:49:34 GMT -5
Most: Yoshi Tatsu. (stereotypical "asians are good surgeons" remark.)
Least: Kelly Kelly. (stereotypical "women can't operate" remark).
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