Your Birthday date determines your WWE opponent!

[Krazee]

Me vs John Cena
Singles Match
Summerslam

[Bearer is God]

Undertaker in a Judy Bagwell on a pole match at Summerslam.

££££

[King Ghidorah]

May 1, 2012 11:44:59 GMT -5 King Fox -1017 Bricksquad said:

Kane in a Bra and Panties match?!

GTFOH!!!

At a house show in fact.

[Arrow]

I have Dolph Ziggler in a Tables Match at Summerslam.

... I think I could actually win this. I mean, when does Dolph ever win these kind of matches?

[Deleted]

Mick Foley, hair versus hair, at NXT. Interesting.

[The Sam]

Lord Tensai in a posing contest on Monday Night Raw

[King Boo]

Apparently, I'm going to be facing Kelly Squared in a Judy Bagwell on a pole match in my cousin's garage.

[Mr Snrub]

Cm Punk in a beer drinking contest at SNME

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

Me vs. Zack Ryder in a beer-drinking contest on Monday Night Raw!

[foxy]

Well that's bloody typical. I get the man i hate the bloody most.

Brock Lesnar in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match on NXT.

What the hell? The whole show is just an hour anyway!! That's gonna be one boring episode. Then again, a female pinning that mountain troll would be awesome.

[nWoElite]

Christian and Cody Rhodes in a beer drinking contest on Saturday Nights Main Event.

I have officially become an APA member.

[Banecat]

Woot! Kelly Kelly in a 60 minute Iron Man match at Wrestlemania!

[HMARK Center]

WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN' JOHN CENA, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT HULKAMANIA'S THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH, BRAH, AND HULKAMANIA IS THE MOVEMENT THAT CAN UNITE ALL THE WORLD UNDER THE BANNER OF THE RED AND THE YELLOW, WHICH MEANS THAT ALL MY LITTLE HULKSTERS ARE THRILLED THAT I'LL BE BRINGING THE PYTHONS TO THE BIG APPLE THIS SUNDAY AT SUMMERSLAM, DUDE!

YA SEE JOHN CENA, HULKAMANIA CAN UNITE THE WORLD...AND IT WILL AT THE UNITED NATIONS. BUT FIRST, BROTHER, I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF YOU AND WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE...BY PUTTING YOU THROUGH ONE! AND WHEN THE LARGEST BACK IN THE WORLD HEFTS YOU UP, DUDE, I'LL TURN TO BAN KI-MOON, AND IN THAT MOMENT HE'LL UNDERSTAND: HE'LL UNDERSTAND THAT HULKAMANIA IS THE POWER THAT UNITES THE NATIONS, THAT EVERYTHING ELSE UNTIL NOW HAS BEEN BUILDING TOWARDS THIS POWER SAVING THE PLANET, JACK!

AND AS YOU LAY FLAT ON YOUR BACK, WITH JAGGED WOODEN SPLINTERS PIERCING YOUR FLESH, JOHN CENA, AS YOU LOOK UP AT THE TOP OF THE UNITED NATIONS BUILDING AND SEE THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD RAISED IN VICTORY, YOU'LL HAVE FELT THE TRUE COMBINED POWER OF AAAAALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS. BLACK AND WHITE, MUSLIM AND JEW, CATS AND DOGS, THE POWER OF THE PYTHONS BRINGING THE WORLD TOGETHER AS NEVER BEFORE!

SO WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, JOHN CENA, WHEN THE PYTHONS, THE UNITED NATIONS, KOFI ANNAN, AND HULKAMANIA, TABLE SLAAAAAAM YOOOOOU!!! </SNORT/POSE>

[salsashark]

I've got Undertaker in a beer-drinking match at WrestleMania. Yep, I'll be doing the J-O-B.

[Johnny D]

Well, fancy that? It's the Undertaker of all guys in a singles match at Summerslam.

<--will gladly job.

[Toxik916]

I'm up against The Rock in a hair vs. hair match at Vinny Mac's mansion.

[hawkfan44]

The Undertaker, in an Inferno Match. at my cousin's garage

not liking my chances

[The Legend of Groose]

Epico, Primo And Rosa Mendez in a Judy Bagwell on a pole match? I'll just take Rosa and ended up getting counted out.

[Hawk Hart]

I've got Lesnar in 2 out of 3 falls at Summerslam. Well...it was nice knowin' ya, Notorious can use my account to haunt you guys after Lesnar mauls and eats me.

[Deleted]

Kevin Nash in a Beer Drinking Contest in my cousin's garage.

Most of my cousins are still in Kenya, so this should be very interesting hahaha. I'm sure I'd lose.