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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 0:23:42 GMT -5
God frikkity bulls***! There is no way Batman would lose this. He's taken down the Flash who is arguably Spider-man with better powers. I think it's a stretch that Batman took down the Flash in the first place.
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Post by Cela on Aug 11, 2012 0:33:10 GMT -5
God frikkity bulls***! There is no way Batman would lose this. He's taken down the Flash who is arguably Spider-man with better powers. I think it's a stretch that Batman took down the Flash in the first place. Wait, he actually did? I was just bullshitting in deadliest warrior trad- DAMN RIGHT HE DID! He sprayed that bat oil on the ground and Flash went skidding across the floor into a vibranium cage! And of course Batman could plan something, his parents were killed in front of him, and that stimulated his super brain that plans for everything before it happens. He could read minds if that didn't slow him down. But I guess he's the winner we deserve but the one the hacks that run that show don't need right now. So we'll bash him, cause he can take it, but he'll be watching quietly from his batplane. A pointy guardian. An Orphanated Centurion. A Dark Knight
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 0:38:18 GMT -5
I think it's a stretch that Batman took down the Flash in the first place. Wait, he actually did? I was just bulls***ting in deadliest warrior trad- DAMN RIGHT HE DID! He sprayed that bat oil on the ground and Flash went skidding across the floor into a vibranium cage! My bad, I thought you were referring to an actual thing. My joke detector must be broken. As for the fight, I think it's the right call. I know it would never be this easy but I could see the fight simply being Spider Man webbing Batman up and just hitting him until he's unconscious. The webbing's ridiculous strong, it comes out faster than I feel Batman could avoid it, and get it over his hands and torso and Batman's going to have a problem getting out of it.
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Post by Cela on Aug 11, 2012 0:45:07 GMT -5
Wait, he actually did? I was just bulls***ting in deadliest warrior trad- DAMN RIGHT HE DID! He sprayed that bat oil on the ground and Flash went skidding across the floor into a vibranium cage! My bad, I thought you were referring to an actual thing. My joke detector must be broken. As for the fight, I think it's the right call. I know it would never be this easy but I could see the fight simply being Spider Man webbing Batman up and just hitting him until he's unconscious. The webbing's ridiculous strong, it comes out faster than I feel Batman could avoid it, and get it over his hands and torso and Batman's going to have a problem getting out of it. Batman avoided the Omega Sanction, the fastest thing there is. And he knocked out a Green Lantern, the most powerful warrior in the universe, you mean to tell me a 167-210 pound kid with the best allergic reaction ever could do something against him? Hell, Peter Parker can't even pay his rent. If he's so smart with his spider sense, couldn't he go to vegas and win roulette a few times. The Dark Knight Logic Rises.
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Post by Goldenbane on Aug 11, 2012 0:47:12 GMT -5
According to the original Marvel Universes (circa 1980's) Spiderman weighed 210 pounds. Back then he was drawn nice and proportioned, and nicely buffed as well (though not terribly so). He is/was a late 20's/early 30's full grown man who constantly exercises for god sake, not the dip s*** 12 year old kid, or whatever age Marvel claims he was when he first got his powers now. Then that makes him nearly 30 pounds heavier than Flash Thompson, if we go by the Marvel website. Unless we then make Flash damn near 240-250 pounds and Flash should be bigger than Peter, radioactive spider bite or not. Again, Spider Man is as big as the writer needs him to be but it's going to take a lot to convince me that he has 30 pounds on Flash. Well, going by the Marvel Website, they have Spidey at 167...which I call bull crap on. I'm not sure they listed Flash Thomson's weight in any of the old 1980's Marvel Universes, but if you wanted me to guess how much I think he would have weighed, I'd guess 230 or so. Ideally I think Spidey should be around the 190 mark, while someone like Flash would be 215 or something. That way, Peter can be "smaller" but still be nice and toned, while not looking like five toothpicks with monstrous hands, feet, and head attached at the ends.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Aug 11, 2012 0:49:01 GMT -5
Pete has a great job now as a scientist and has a huge badass apartment. He uses his job to invent gadgets and uses that tech to make consumer products. He is living large right now and has a lot of resources.
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Post by Cela on Aug 11, 2012 0:49:01 GMT -5
Also, when an old person special to Peter Parker was dying, he sold his marraige to the devil.
When Batman had an old person dying, he beat the crap out of a villain and got him to cure the disease for him.
That's right, Batman and Robin proves superiority over One More Day.
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Post by Goldenbane on Aug 11, 2012 0:51:42 GMT -5
My bad, I thought you were referring to an actual thing. My joke detector must be broken. As for the fight, I think it's the right call. I know it would never be this easy but I could see the fight simply being Spider Man webbing Batman up and just hitting him until he's unconscious. The webbing's ridiculous strong, it comes out faster than I feel Batman could avoid it, and get it over his hands and torso and Batman's going to have a problem getting out of it. Batman avoided the Omega Sanction, the fastest thing there is. And he knocked out a Green Lantern, the most powerful warrior in the universe, you mean to tell me a 167-210 pound kid with the best allergic reaction ever could do something against him? Hell, Peter Parker can't even pay his rent. If he's so smart with his spider sense, couldn't he go to vegas and win roulette a few times. The Dark Knight Logic Rises. Uh, no sir, Spiderman can't do that. Not at all. You know why? BECAUSE BATMAN PREPPED FOR THAT ALREADY! That's correct! Batman knew Spidey would try something like "use his sense to win in Vegas" and covered each and every casino in all of existence with a tasteless, odorless, colorless, feel less (?) gas that makes it so whenever Spiderman tries to use his spider sense to win money, the sense goes off only when Spiderman is going to LOSE money, thus confusing him and making him choose all the bad decisions! How and why did he bother doing this? BECAUSE HE'S THE GOD DAMN BATMAN, THAT'S WHY!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 0:53:25 GMT -5
My bad, I thought you were referring to an actual thing. My joke detector must be broken. As for the fight, I think it's the right call. I know it would never be this easy but I could see the fight simply being Spider Man webbing Batman up and just hitting him until he's unconscious. The webbing's ridiculous strong, it comes out faster than I feel Batman could avoid it, and get it over his hands and torso and Batman's going to have a problem getting out of it. Batman avoided the Omega Sanction, the fastest thing there is. And he knocked out a Green Lantern, the most powerful warrior in the universe, you mean to tell me a 167-210 pound kid with the best allergic reaction ever could do something against him? Hell, Peter Parker can't even pay his rent. If he's so smart with his spider sense, couldn't he go to vegas and win roulette a few times. The Dark Knight Logic Rises. Spider Man survived being shot in the head and buried alive for weeks. He's escaped from being trapped under tons and tons of debris, once including trains. He's held his own fighting the Juggernaut. He should be able to do well against someone who, once you boil it all down, is a normal human being. But this all a moot point, since we could go back and forth all day finding moments where both Spider Man and Batman pulled off things that, by all rights, they should not have been able to do. Just the nature of comic book characters.
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Post by Cela on Aug 11, 2012 0:57:55 GMT -5
Batman avoided the Omega Sanction, the fastest thing there is. And he knocked out a Green Lantern, the most powerful warrior in the universe, you mean to tell me a 167-210 pound kid with the best allergic reaction ever could do something against him? Hell, Peter Parker can't even pay his rent. If he's so smart with his spider sense, couldn't he go to vegas and win roulette a few times. The Dark Knight Logic Rises. Spider Man survived being shot in the head and buried alive for weeks. He's escaped from being trapped under tons and tons of debris, once including trains. He's held his own fighting the Juggernaut. He should be able to do well against someone who, once you boil it all down, is a normal human being. I agree, Juggernaut is just a normal human being when you boil it all down. He just has magic amplifications. Of course a mutated Spider-Man should be able to hold his own against him. And Batman once healed from a broken back by being punched. that's right, punching Batman makes him stronger. Also, he has a jet. A jet with guns.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 1:01:03 GMT -5
Spider Man survived being shot in the head and buried alive for weeks. He's escaped from being trapped under tons and tons of debris, once including trains. He's held his own fighting the Juggernaut. He should be able to do well against someone who, once you boil it all down, is a normal human being. I agree, Juggernaut is just a normal human being when you boil it all down. He just has magic amplifications. Of course a mutated Spider-Man should be able to hold his own against him. And Batman once healed from a broken back by being punched. that's right, punching Batman makes him stronger. Also, he has a jet. A jet with guns. I was referring to Batman. Should have typed that better.
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Post by Cela on Aug 11, 2012 1:04:04 GMT -5
I agree, Juggernaut is just a normal human being when you boil it all down. He just has magic amplifications. Of course a mutated Spider-Man should be able to hold his own against him. And Batman once healed from a broken back by being punched. that's right, punching Batman makes him stronger. Also, he has a jet. A jet with guns. I was referring to Batman. Should have typed that better. {Spoiler}I know, and agree with you. Just doing some freely admitted Koda influenced trolling in the tradition of Deadliest Warrior. When Batman got old, he beat up Superman and trained a replacement. When Spider-Man got old he killed his wife with radioactive reproductive fluid.
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