BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 10, 2012 13:47:30 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe yfrog.com/odgc4ucj I'm moving up in the world, no more little pink dimbell, now PURPLE....I'm psyched to see what color comes next You see what I'm saying about being an android? What normal human being would post something like that!? It's like he's trying to make himself seem human by posting things he thinks other people would be interested in, not understanding that nobody on the f***ing planet would be interested by that. I am here to play hu-mon wrestling, I mean wrestling. I will make many galastones, I mean hu-mon money, I mean money!
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Post by turkeysandwich on Sept 10, 2012 13:55:56 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe yfrog.com/odgc4ucj I'm moving up in the world, no more little pink dimbell, now PURPLE....I'm psyched to see what color comes next You see what I'm saying about being an android? What normal human being would post something like that!? It's like he's trying to make himself seem human by posting things he thinks other people would be interested in, not understanding that nobody on the f***ing planet would be interested by that. I see what you are saying. I would imagine that Zeke would post on Twitter that he just bought a new tricked out, custom car, then post 3 pictures of nothing but the steering wheel.
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trollrogue
Hank Scorpio
Nashville City of Music!!
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Post by trollrogue on Sept 10, 2012 16:30:44 GMT -5
Zeke is just lovin' life.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Sept 10, 2012 22:49:33 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe hmmmm Antonio cesaro is the personificaton of Prestige and Siccess.... hmmmmm Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe thanks chris you are extremely smart and I'm thankful you were here to correct my mistake RT @onlychrisang ezekiel it's SUCCESS you idiot.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Sept 10, 2012 23:12:26 GMT -5
Are we sure Ezekiel Jackson isn't a collective hallucination by all of us?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2012 23:14:23 GMT -5
Zeke is just lovin' life. So how long before he rollerskates down a boardwalk wearing an incredibly tight pair of shorts?
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Sept 10, 2012 23:23:58 GMT -5
Zeke is just lovin' life. So how long before he rollerskates down a boardwalk wearing an incredibly tight pair of shorts? I'm sure that's how he spends his Saturdays.
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 11, 2012 0:40:54 GMT -5
@ezekielwwe bobo brazil RT @92crewreeves @ezekielwwe If you could've wrestled any Hall of Famer from the past, who would you of liked a match with? Oh, and for the "Big Zeke is an Android" theory, this is for you: @ezekielwwe hey RT @hallynnef @ezekielwwe Hi Ezekiel! @ezekielwwe great RT @tinotormed @ezekielwwe Hey, how are ya? @ezekielwwe great RT @iliasbitw @ezekielwwe How are you today ? @ezekielwwe jets RT @heeldan @ezekielwwe Sanchez or Tebow?
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Post by turkeysandwich on Sept 11, 2012 0:49:29 GMT -5
@ezekielwwe bobo brazil RT @92crewreeves @ezekielwwe If you could've wrestled any Hall of Famer from the past, who would you of liked a match with? Oh, and for the "Big Zeke is an Android" theory, this is for you: @ezekielwwe hey RT @hallynnef @ezekielwwe Hi Ezekiel! @ezekielwwe great RT @tinotormed @ezekielwwe Hey, how are ya? @ezekielwwe great RT @iliasbitw @ezekielwwe How are you today ? @ezekielwwe jets RT @heeldan @ezekielwwe Sanchez or Tebow? These make me think that Zeke can only respond like those old text based computer games. @ezekielwwe Don't understand fantastic RT @tinotormed @ezekielwwe you are fantastic @ezekielwwe Don't understand extraordinary RT @tinotormed @ezekielwwe you are extraordinary @ezekielwwe Thanks RT @tinotormed @ezekielwwe you are great
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Post by Starshine on Sept 11, 2012 0:50:01 GMT -5
Has anyone tweeted to him that they're sorry he lost his tag title shot yet?
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Post by Boy Bakal on Sept 11, 2012 13:03:21 GMT -5
At this point, I fully believe Ezekiel Jackson is an android. Zeketron's back, being accompanied by Kelbot...
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Post by arrx on Sept 11, 2012 15:23:19 GMT -5
Big Zeke is above and beyond the limits of our mortal understanding.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2012 17:25:03 GMT -5
Big Zeke is above and beyond the limits of our mortal understanding. He's obviously too much for some people to comprehend haha
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 13, 2012 19:37:55 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe U see how crooked it is, of course I did RT @wastelandgurl25: @ezekielwwe do you have ever punch wade barrett nose?
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Post by ________ has left the building on Sept 13, 2012 19:42:06 GMT -5
Zeke needs to have his own talk show.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 13, 2012 20:13:37 GMT -5
Zeke needs to have his own talk show. Agreed. It would be three hours long, with Zeke saying an average of three words per minute, and include a segment called "Cooking With Zeke" where he shows us how to instantly transform sets of ingredients into full meals.
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 15, 2012 21:10:21 GMT -5
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe It will be soonRT @pacmaniacwv: #domination I can not wait to watch @ezekielwwe ...he's the only reason I ever watch #SmackDown
Pacmania hasn't watched Smackdown in a while, apparently. Also, Zeke threw in more than just one word, so there you go, Android Conspiracy Theorists.
Plus, Carlito has apparently been going on about "Body" guys in wrestling and how he's going to become one.
Ezekiel Jackson @ezekielwwe Wow... I feel honored. RT @carlitocolon: @ezekielwwe @chrismasters310 & @fightbobby are all in the top 10 but have to work at sucking more in the ring to crack the top 5.
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Post by YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah on Sept 15, 2012 21:27:21 GMT -5
I've become a fan (or maybe I should just go with "become fond of", I dunno) of this guy just because of the last thread we had here about him, and now this one. I'm not even kidding.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 16, 2012 0:25:43 GMT -5
Funny story about Big Zeke. I was watching Raw one night in...2010 I wanna say. My mom was in the room and was watching with me for some reason (she isn't a fan of wrestling). She was prettydisinterested in the show until Big Zeke came out for a match. Immediately, her eyes lit up and she said, "Who is THAT?!" She then proceeded to spend the rest of the match talking about how big his butt was and how cute he was. Seriously, she was gushing over him.
Big Zeke's got sex appeal.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Sept 16, 2012 0:29:19 GMT -5
There's a gimmick for you... "Your Momma's Favourite" Ezekiel Jackson.
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