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Post by PTBartman on Aug 23, 2012 15:02:16 GMT -5
Bring her in as the "Bionic Diva"(for want of a better term), and just ]have her kill people dead, and she'll be awesome. Diva Destruction |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2012 15:05:45 GMT -5
They break up when she ends up taking him to Panera Bread. But they reconcile and get back together after discovering their mutual love of Cracker Barrel. "Well, Ryback, if you'd like we can go for a meal to talk things over..." "Not interested." "...alright, if you want me I'll be at Cracker Barrel..." "Wait! I've heard of that! I'd like to go!" Heart-warming. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 23, 2012 15:07:34 GMT -5
I love it when we basically book entire storylines for the WWE way before the talent will ever hit tv. Hopefully, the mole that I'm moderately certain is here is paying attention to this thread.
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Post by Cela on Aug 23, 2012 15:12:59 GMT -5
A 120lb kickboxer... how frightening.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2012 15:17:46 GMT -5
I love it when we basically book entire storylines for the WWE way before the talent will ever hit tv. Hopefully, the mole that I'm moderately certain is here is paying attention to this thread. One day 50% of this forum will be hired by the WWE to come up with sitcoms for the WWE Network... ...when the WWE network opens up on the Mars Cable Network in 2037. |
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 23, 2012 15:19:07 GMT -5
A 120lb kickboxer... how frightening. I would actually be scared because she is considered in the female division as a lightweight fighter. Also female Ivan Drago should be her gimmick just going around to divas I Must Break You than winning with a back breaker |
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Post by willyjakes on Aug 23, 2012 15:42:20 GMT -5
I'd like them to repackage her as a newly un frozen soviet experiment cyborg who was just recently thawed. She'd still dress in communist era russia paraphernalia and extol the virtues of stalin.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 23, 2012 15:47:26 GMT -5
 She's not bad looking either She looks alright with her hair tied back IMO. Otherwise, it makes her face look....off. |
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Post by BigWill on Aug 23, 2012 15:53:33 GMT -5
I like her looks in these pictures.
The ones that were shown before made her look like a young Chyna. And no, that's not a compliment.
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Post by Boy Bakal on Aug 23, 2012 16:00:57 GMT -5
Ryback/Anya romance angle NAO. The two are brought together for their love of killing people dead. Ryback: "LOVE... ME... MORE!" And I think the best part would be: She's OBLIVIOUS. She just got done squashing somebody, she's walking through the back, right past Ryback, who's holding a box of chocolates, and into the Diva's dressing room. And Ryback nodding in rhythm while she walks by... |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2012 17:12:33 GMT -5
I see many two minute losses by rollups in her future
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Post by kidglov3s on Aug 23, 2012 17:22:11 GMT -5
I will never stop finding the white-girls-in-cornrows aesthetic of female MMA hilarious.
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Post by mrjl on Aug 23, 2012 19:15:33 GMT -5
I will never stop finding the white-girls-in-cornrows aesthetic of female MMA hilarious. I'm pretty sure that's just a braid. |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Aug 23, 2012 19:17:05 GMT -5
I will never stop finding the white-girls-in-cornrows aesthetic of female MMA hilarious. Meh, to be fair, it's a practical thing, even if it can look a bit silly. Don't want hair in your eyes during a fight, and a simple ponytail might just come out. So your answer is to either cut it short, or put it in tighter braids. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Aug 23, 2012 19:24:16 GMT -5
I will never stop finding the white-girls-in-cornrows aesthetic of female MMA hilarious. I'm pretty sure that's just a braid. Yeah it just looks like she has two long braids to me. |
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Post by kidglov3s on Aug 23, 2012 19:30:08 GMT -5
Practical? Braids? Maybe Funny as hell? To me, always. Never change, female MMA.  White girls in cornrows 4 life. |
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Post by mystikz on Aug 23, 2012 19:50:22 GMT -5
She's never had to defend a rollup before. She's toast. Oh yes the roll up. The finisher of Smelly Kelly. |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 23, 2012 20:05:06 GMT -5
And I think the best part would be: She's OBLIVIOUS. She just got done squashing somebody, she's walking through the back, right past Ryback, who's holding a box of chocolates, and into the Diva's dressing room. Someone get Vince on the phone, I think we just struck gold. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2012 20:07:24 GMT -5
She's not bad looking either She honestly reminds me of Koz just by looking at her. |
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Post by unoriginalalex on Aug 23, 2012 21:01:07 GMT -5
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
