tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Sept 30, 2011 22:07:26 GMT -5
Run-ins and main event matches ending in no contests. Also every time Hulk Hogan says "brother" when he has microphones around him.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 30, 2011 22:11:15 GMT -5
Oh, and every single thing Taz has ever said on commentary in TNA.
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Sept 30, 2011 22:31:22 GMT -5
_ on a pole match.
Does "Fire Russo" count.
TNA was great before _, but is the worst thing ever now. (fill in the blank with any major production or booking change or title switch)
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Sept 30, 2011 23:02:19 GMT -5
Insert name of next WWE "reject" who will get an automatic mega push & win a title within weeks of debuting.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Oct 1, 2011 0:11:36 GMT -5
-Knockouts lack of pay -Samoa Joe is angry because something happened to catering -Samoa Joe is running to the ring because (insert food item) is in the ring -There always used to be jokes about how Christy Hemme just got paid a whole lot every time she appeared on TV, but that seems to have gone away. -Sting is Jim Carrey
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Oct 1, 2011 2:13:30 GMT -5
"SWERVE" or "SWERV'D": Both related to Russo; and to add to the above, really everyone's lack of pay, outside WWE/WCW/ECW originals and Hogan's friends. Also:
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2011 2:18:32 GMT -5
Run-ins and main event matches ending in no contests. Also every time Hulk Hogan says "brother" when he has microphones around him. ..brother!
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Savage Gambino
King Koopa
Villain Behavior
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Post by Savage Gambino on Oct 1, 2011 2:33:09 GMT -5
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Post by bathory on Oct 1, 2011 4:55:29 GMT -5
Your Impact Main Event: Ref bump with either Earl or Brian Hebner. Every single time.
What do you do with a guy that's finally starting to get over as a face? Time for a heel turn.
RVD + Brian Kendrick + Jeff Hardy = 420
He's fat.
"That Guy" Gunner
TNA swerves us by booking logically.
What's ____________ doing in the IZ?
*insert Russo smiling/Cornette facepalm image*
"f*** this Company"
Tonight on Impact: Another unannounced gimmick multi man match for the sake of gimmick multiman matches.
TNA world champions...10% hard workers, 90% enablers.
Joe's gonna job to you.
You want in the mainevent? Come back when you're 40.
OH s*** IT'S VINCE RUSSO!
*pic of Don West and Tenay high fiving*
FOOD STAMPS
Everytime a former TNA guy appears on ROH on PPV you get beautiful "f*** TNA f*** TNA" chants.
Let the pidgeons loose!!!!!
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 1, 2011 6:46:26 GMT -5
"This is awesome!" *Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap*
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Post by clashofchampains on Oct 1, 2011 7:03:45 GMT -5
Other than Marcel Marceau, i'm drawing a blank
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Oct 1, 2011 9:09:32 GMT -5
LET THE PIGEONS LOOSE!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 1, 2011 10:05:34 GMT -5
DID YOU SEE THAAAAT!!
THE PELE! THE PELE! IT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
And for awhile, when Tenay would repeat, verbatim, every single bullet point in a promo only seconds after they said it. Para example:
Kurt Angle: Tomko's for Tomko, and so am I. Mike Tenay: DID YOU HEAR, WHAT HE JUST SAID?!? HE JUST SAID "TOMKO'S FOR TOMKO, AND SO AM I"!!!
It's like they think they're catering to people with the most severe cases of attention deficit ooh a shiny thing.
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Jimmy
Grimlock
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Post by Jimmy on Oct 1, 2011 10:13:00 GMT -5
Lockdown McGillicutty
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 1, 2011 10:21:34 GMT -5
NINJAS! KIDNAPPING! TV! CALL THE COPS!
also, Ric Flair had sex with a horse.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 1, 2011 13:12:21 GMT -5
Step one: something moronic TNA did Step two: ? Step three: profit My personal favorite TNA meme. ;D To be fair, that's just a variant on a pre-existing meme. Edit: One of my personal favorites is Samoa Joe being abducted my ninjas. I love this one so much that I reference it in my daily life regularly.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on Oct 1, 2011 14:15:54 GMT -5
WE CANT SEE Taz's anatomy lessons
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
Posts: 34,868
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Post by tenshi on Oct 1, 2011 20:25:28 GMT -5
Getting hitted in the yambag region.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Oct 1, 2011 20:41:18 GMT -5
Breaking news: _________ arrested for DUI
;D
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Oct 1, 2011 20:43:39 GMT -5
It was hacked (such as Kurt Angle's Twitter)!
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