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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 4, 2011 23:11:44 GMT -5
I almost shudder to ask this question, because it will probably mean having to see that nightmarish image again. Nevertheless, my curiosity has been piqued for a few years now, and I suppose it will not leave me alone till I satisfy it. I am sure most of you have seen the image I am referring to: the picture is of Torrie Wilson, I believe, and standing next to her is one of the most hideous, glaringly ugly, utterly freakish looking people I have ever seen in my life. Not a single inch of this woman-if indeed it can be called that-looks remotely real. He/she/it wears a grin that looks like the Joker's dream of heaven, and stares into the camera with the glassy eyes of a creepy doll. Who the bloody hoo-ha is this freak of nature? Was this some sort of photoshop gag-Heaven knows I'd like to think so, because I would like to believe no person could look like such a walking nightmare. Does anyone know, or did this monster just appear out of nowhere and vanish back into the nightmare-fuel pit from which it came?
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Post by rapidfire187 on Nov 4, 2011 23:15:06 GMT -5
You MUST be talking about Missy Hyatt.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 4, 2011 23:41:26 GMT -5
Missy Hyatt has nothing on this creature. I might be mistaken-it might not be Torrie Wilson in the pic. But anyone who has seen it will know the pic I mean. It has been reposted on the forums numerous times by some of our more sadistic fellow crappers, and it induces a shudder each time.
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Post by rapidfire187 on Nov 4, 2011 23:42:50 GMT -5
I think I know which pic you're talking about but I always thought it was Missy Hyatt in the picture. Couldn't find it when I looked for it though.
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Post by unoriginalalex on Nov 5, 2011 0:06:53 GMT -5
ahhh, I know what you're talking about but I don't wanna find the photo, because that would involve looking at it!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 5, 2011 0:14:35 GMT -5
Yes it is Missy Hyatt. Here's a safer pic of her for comparison {Spoiler} Still spoilered because it looks like she was stung by a hive of Ugly-bees (They live in Ugly-trees)
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Post by celticjobber on Nov 5, 2011 0:50:08 GMT -5
Are you sure you're not thinking of Dawn Marie instead of Torrie? There's a photo of Dawn next to a very scary looking blond woman.
If so it's not Missy, even with all of her plastic surgery, Missy is still a beauty queen compared to this chick...
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Post by unoriginalalex on Nov 5, 2011 1:05:16 GMT -5
Are you sure you're not thinking of Dawn Marie instead of Torrie? There's a photo of Dawn next to a very scary looking blond woman. If so it's not Missy, even with all of her plastic surgery, Missy is still a beauty queen compared to this chick... Yeah, the OP is defiantly thinking of that photo with Dawn.
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Post by corndog on Nov 5, 2011 1:32:59 GMT -5
Call me demented but I want to see this picture.
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Post by AnActualBear on Nov 5, 2011 6:34:46 GMT -5
No you don't. Believe me. In fact, if anyone posts that picture I will find out where you live and murder you with an axe.
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Nov 5, 2011 7:11:20 GMT -5
Yes it is Missy Hyatt. Here's a safer pic of her for comparison {Spoiler} Still spoilered because it looks like she was stung by a hive of Ugly-bees (They live in Ugly-trees) I came into this thead morbidly curious about the pic the OP is referring to. That picture made me gag on its own; if the pic in question is so much worse, then I'm at a fine line between being even more curious on one hand and just plain terrified on the other.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Nov 5, 2011 7:11:55 GMT -5
I believe that's Chastity.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2011 8:46:35 GMT -5
I thought that the Smilex chick with Dawn Marie was just some random bartender or something
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Post by 67 more on Nov 5, 2011 8:53:05 GMT -5
That damn picture should be burnt along with Ric Flair's robe in a trashcan so that the burner gains it's powers to creep the f*** out of people. Then he can apply a perfect figure-four.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Nov 5, 2011 10:22:34 GMT -5
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Nov 5, 2011 10:30:15 GMT -5
I really do believe that's Chastity. She's got the big forehead and the same nose.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 5, 2011 13:15:07 GMT -5
OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, that is the pic I was referring to. I was not sure who the diva in the pic with the abomination was. If that is Missy Hyatt, she has the worst plastic surgeon this side of Michael Jackson. I can't typeanymorenowbecauseIhavetoruntothebathroomtopukebbl!
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 5, 2011 13:29:14 GMT -5
I really do believe that's Chastity. She's got the big forehead and the same nose. I think this is a fairly recent pic of Chastity from Maryland wrestling I found her hot in a trashy whatever you want to call it way. Her wiki page says she retired in 2000 and she's now 40, so what do you guys think?
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Post by Joe Neglia on Nov 5, 2011 15:15:58 GMT -5
That sure ain't Missy in the actual pic. Not absolutely sure it's Chastity...something about it looks a bit off.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 5, 2011 16:39:51 GMT -5
I believe that's Chastity. I believe that's a hilariously ironic name.
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