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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Dec 23, 2011 23:56:38 GMT -5
It really happened. Allen confirmed it in his RF Shoot.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Dec 24, 2011 0:07:58 GMT -5
Can we just sticky a "wrestlers poop story" thread so we don't have somebody opening up a new thread on the topic every six months? They're all usually about Andre and Bad News Brown or the Undertaker and Sid anyways.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 24, 2011 0:10:50 GMT -5
If Andre the Giant took a big crap on me, I'd think I'd go find the tallest building I could find and jump off, as no matter what I'd do, I could never be clean again.
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Post by baronmordo on Dec 24, 2011 0:55:03 GMT -5
Every third wrestling story really does involve poop. I remember reading that Greg Valentine would always crap in really weird places in hotel rooms; for example he'd remove a newel post from a bed post, then crap inside. You know, the kinds of places where it wouldn't be found for a while. The thought of The Hammer doing this is funny to me.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 24, 2011 0:56:53 GMT -5
I'm beginning to think that myth of Hulk Hogan being the only wrestler who knows how to use a toilet is true.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 24, 2011 1:06:48 GMT -5
I'm wondering about this one - 2. Tommy Rich soaked his balls in a beer mug full of hydrogen peroxide. i've heard of people doing that to clean them, but i never knew it was something actually done........ Or, maybe he just wanted the carpet and the drapes to match.
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Dec 24, 2011 2:05:45 GMT -5
I read the first sentence as "shit down splash."
Super appropriate.
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Post by giffyjames on Dec 24, 2011 19:06:38 GMT -5
i've heard of people doing that to clean them, but i never knew it was something actually done........ Or, maybe he just wanted the carpet and the drapes to match. i thought u needed bleach with it to change hair color? lol
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 24, 2011 22:21:19 GMT -5
I like the story about someone having to hide under the ring during an entire episode of Nitro and another guy leaving a shit under there before the show began.
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Post by Dean-o on Dec 25, 2011 0:47:40 GMT -5
I'm not sure as to why every third pro wrestling urban legend somehow pertains to poop, but I can see Andre pulling something like this. It makes sense. Even as a kid I always wondered, what if they need to go to the bathroom when they're out there? If you gotta hold a dump, there is no way you can control your bowels and move around the ring like that. One hard landing and it's going to be a hot mess down there. ;D
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Post by giffyjames on Dec 25, 2011 9:59:33 GMT -5
I like the story about someone having to hide under the ring during an entire episode of Nitro and another guy leaving a s*** under there before the show began. that was mr perfect.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 25, 2011 14:31:18 GMT -5
Actually I think it was in Mexico, now whether or not if was the WWF show I am not sure. I also remember hearing that Bad News punked Andre out once for making racial comments. Wonder if that was before or after? The rumor I heard was that it was Kamala ... and a gun.
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Post by saneiac on Dec 26, 2011 1:48:07 GMT -5
I like the story about someone having to hide under the ring during an entire episode of Nitro and another guy leaving a s*** under there before the show began. that was mr perfect. The hiding guy was Ultimate Warrior. The pooping guy was Mr Perfect.
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Post by celticjobber on Dec 26, 2011 5:38:40 GMT -5
Actually I think it was in Mexico, now whether or not if was the WWF show I am not sure. I also remember hearing that Bad News punked Andre out once for making racial comments. Wonder if that was before or after? The rumor I heard was that it was Kamala ... and a gun. I think it was Brickhouse Brown who pulled out a gun on Downtown Bruno (aka Harvey Wippleman) after he made one too many racist jokes.
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Post by lovingway on Dec 26, 2011 8:04:34 GMT -5
The rumor I heard was that it was Kamala ... and a gun. I think it was Brickhouse Brown who pulled out a gun on Downtown Bruno (aka Harvey Wippleman) after he made one too many racist jokes. I do think Kamala had an issue with Andre once but from what I heard it was Bad News and the reason Andre wouldn't get off the bus when he called him out was because he was near the end of his life and in a lot of pain, plus Bad News was legit with his judo background
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 26, 2011 12:38:02 GMT -5
Andre was poopy?
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Post by baronmordo on Dec 26, 2011 12:55:32 GMT -5
What in the blue hell is Cena doing there?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 27, 2011 11:33:45 GMT -5
don't forget Dusty's Muffler incident.
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Post by walsh7637 on Dec 27, 2011 11:36:47 GMT -5
Every third wrestling story really does involve poop. I remember reading that Greg Valentine would always crap in really weird places in hotel rooms; for example he'd remove a newel post from a bed post, then crap inside. You know, the kinds of places where it wouldn't be found for a while. The thought of The Hammer doing this is funny to me. ........why am I a wrestling fan?
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Post by baronmordo on Dec 27, 2011 11:54:22 GMT -5
I asked myself the same thing, believe me.
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