Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 22, 2011 23:08:48 GMT -5
After what a let down the Charlie sheen roast was, this is the only other one I can see happening. I can just picture the opening montage of clips from his films, cartoons, and less than flattering moments from his ring career. I can hear the failed marriage, ex-con son, bimbo daughter, and gay affair jokes. And most of all, I can see him doing it just for the paycheck. Anyone else waiting for this one?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2011 23:14:15 GMT -5
I doubt that Hulk is as hard up for money as many believe. I could see Flair doing this, it's too bad he doesn't have the mainstream appeal of Hogan, though the jokes would probably be quite uncomfortable.
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 22, 2011 23:26:56 GMT -5
I doubt that Hulk is as hard up for money as many believe. I could see Flair doing this, it's too bad he doesn't have the mainstream appeal of Hogan, though the jokes would probably be quite uncomfortable. yeah, suing a cereal company right after giving your wife a million dollar settlement does not imply desperation for cash at all
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 22, 2011 23:34:36 GMT -5
I doubt that Hulk is as hard up for money as many believe. I could see Flair doing this, it's too bad he doesn't have the mainstream appeal of Hogan, though the jokes would probably be quite uncomfortable. yeah, suing a cereal company right after giving your wife a million dollar settlement does not imply desperation for cash at all To be fair, that screams more "Bitterness" then it does being financially destitute. Didn't he still have like a million+ dollars after the divorce?
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Post by zeez on Dec 22, 2011 23:36:11 GMT -5
Well they did get to go after him a little at the David Hasselhoff roast. He seems like a good sport so he might consider one at some point, although all the jokes will be about either steroids, his divorce, or the fact that he's probably gay *wink*. Could still be fun though.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 22, 2011 23:42:11 GMT -5
Well they did get to go after him a little at the David Hasselhoff roast. He seems like a good sport so he might consider one at some point, although all the jokes will be about either steroids, his divorce, or the fact that he's probably gay *wink*. Could still be fun though. I'd watch it. One of my childhood heroes being roasted? Yeah, definitely. Now that I'm older and would appreciate the humor, I could go for that.
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Post by Efren on Dec 22, 2011 23:51:46 GMT -5
Id love that, and he seems like the kind of guy that would do it for the money and mainstream publicity.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 23, 2011 1:47:16 GMT -5
Step 1. Roast Hogan
Step 2. Get Warrior
Step 3. RATINGS
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 23, 2011 9:03:55 GMT -5
A Comedy Central roast wouldn't work until he's back on good terms with Vince.
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Post by theryno665 on Dec 23, 2011 9:27:00 GMT -5
Step 1. Roast Hogan Step 2. Get Warrior Step 3. RATINGS Truth.
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Post by Celgress on Dec 23, 2011 11:50:27 GMT -5
Step 1. Roast Hogan Step 2. Get Warrior Iron Sheik Step 3. RATINGS corrected
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Post by Burst on Dec 23, 2011 13:13:45 GMT -5
Step 1. Roast Hogan Step 2. Get Warrior AND Iron Sheik Step 3. RATINGS Nah, HERE you go.
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Post by crimsonwolf on Dec 23, 2011 15:12:10 GMT -5
Step 1. Roast Hogan Step 2. Get Warrior Iron Sheik Bret Hart Step 3. RATINGS corrected Now it's corrected
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Post by percymania on Dec 23, 2011 22:31:08 GMT -5
I don't know if Hogan would agree to this. I could see too many steroid jokes being made....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2011 23:20:47 GMT -5
Better hope no one calls him a big, bald son of a bitch.
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Post by jadison on Dec 24, 2011 2:27:33 GMT -5
I can hear Lisa Lampaneli now... "HULK HOGAN, YOUR DICK IS SO SMALL AND ORANGE IT LOOKS LIKE CARROT TOP'S TAINT!!!"
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Dec 24, 2011 3:01:24 GMT -5
Step 1. Roast Hogan Step 2. Get Warrior, Iron Sheik, Bret Hart, Bubba the Love Sponge and Brutus the Love Interest Step 3. RATINGS Another fix for comedy value
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Post by mauled on Dec 24, 2011 3:58:58 GMT -5
I can hear Lisa Lampaneli now... "HULK HOGAN, YOUR DICK IS SO SMALL AND ORANGE IT LOOKS LIKE CARROT TOP'S TAINT!!!" Yeah but has Beefcake ever complained
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Dec 24, 2011 8:31:26 GMT -5
Only if the roasters are wrestlers and the D-list comedians & celebrities are kept to a minimum. And even then they'd have to be wrestling fans.
I'd like to see a (somewhat realistic) list of who people would like to see on a Hulk Hogan roast. Piper, Flair and Mr. T would be very entertaining, along with Sheik. If he's up for it , Bobby Heenan would be the best roaster out of them all.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 10:50:04 GMT -5
I would rather they do a Vince McMahon roast, with Hogan as one of the roasters.
Also, why was the Charlie Sheen one a disappointment? I thought it was funny.
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