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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 30, 2011 18:56:08 GMT -5
I don't know why Joe can't get a WWE deal since he's close with Cena and Punk, who are like the two top guys right now. Does he just not want to go there? I thought he did, I vaguely remember him re-tweeting someone endorsing the idea (Heyman I think?) The dude keeps re-signing with TNA for some reason. I'll never figure it out. Drop some pounds, go to the E, get a decent push. It seems like a no brainer to me. His boys are the number one and the number two of the entire company. "Decent push" would be an understatement. SIGN WITH WWE, DAMN IT! |
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Dec 30, 2011 18:57:13 GMT -5
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 30, 2011 19:23:15 GMT -5
Joes been gaining weight constantly since he first started wrestling. Just look at his matches on wwf heat or whatever. He was freaking skinny at one point. I don't think it's so much that he doesn't give a damn as it is that he's always getting bigger.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Dec 30, 2011 20:00:16 GMT -5
The dude keeps re-signing with TNA for some reason. I'll never figure it out. Drop some pounds, go to the E, get a decent push. It seems like a no brainer to me. His boys are the number one and the number two of the entire company. "Decent push" would be an understatement. SIGN WITH WWE, DAMN IT! I honestly believe that due to his weight gain and obvious total lack of motivation in TNA that the WWE sees Joe as damaged goods. No amount of good words by Cena or Punk or whoever is gonna get them to see Joe as anything more than somebody who just doesn't care anymore and isn't worth it. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2011 20:41:21 GMT -5
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brotha fat. I mean, he's got a weight problem. What's he gonna do? He's Samoan.  |
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Post by usemeplease on Dec 30, 2011 21:26:54 GMT -5
  If Joe did sign with the WWE, what would happen to him? WWE got their Samoans (The Uso and Tamina) and their big guys (Bigh Show, Henry, Clay). |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2011 22:35:57 GMT -5
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brotha fat. I mean, he's got a weight problem. What's he gonna do? He's Samoan. I was wondering when that was going to show up. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2011 22:58:08 GMT -5
Joe: Bless me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: What is your confession?
Joe: I'm fat.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2011 23:11:20 GMT -5
"From The Isle of Samoa, weighing in at A LOT, Samoa JOEEEEE!" HAILING FROM DUNKIN' DOUNTS...FROM THE GREAT STATE OF OBESITY... TEAM 3-D SAMOA CARAMEL DELIGHT JOE!!!!!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2011 23:13:14 GMT -5
I have no issue with Joe's weight- it makes him different from the others & if it does not affect his in-ring work then why should it matter? But I do think it's affected his in ring work. He doesn't move nearly as well as he used to, doesn't look nearly as crisp with what he does and seems to get winded real fast now. Yes, some of that is age and injury but, to say it's the extra lbs he's carrying is just a lie. |
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Post by HMARK Center on Dec 31, 2011 0:01:52 GMT -5
I'm curious how much of it is demotivation, how much is weight redistribution/age, and how much of it is the onset of sciatica he experienced a few years back.
Joe's obviously a pretty naturally big guy, and guys his size often develop sciatica. It can be brutal to work out with that condition.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 31, 2011 1:06:45 GMT -5
Joe: Bless me Father for I have sinned. Priest: What is your confession? Joe: I'm fat. I bet he wanted Rob Terry to be his avatar. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 31, 2011 1:34:36 GMT -5
Joe: Bless me Father for I have sinned. Priest: What is your confession? Joe: I'm fat. I bet he wanted Rob Terry to be his avatar. Naturally, he needed to gain mass for the plan to work. |
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Post by SeVeN: #TheBadGuy. on Dec 31, 2011 4:33:28 GMT -5
I was going to make this topic after seeing impact. It does seem he's getting bigger each week and does anyone else notice the amount of sweat pouring from him 30 seconds into anny of his matches.
I believe they are filling him with helium, each week a tadbit more. Eventually his music will hit and squeezing through the entrance way, SAMOA FLOAT! Each week after, Joe will casually hover over the audience in the impact zone, random messages scrolling across his belly and all
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Post by Jimmy on Dec 31, 2011 4:45:26 GMT -5
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