[glow=gold,2,300]GOOKERMANIA V[/glow]
[glow=gold,2,300]WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]"HOLLYWOOD'S OWN" MICHAEL HAYDEN VERSUS JONATHAN MICHAELS VERSUS "THE BLOOD KNIGHT" RYAN BLOOD
Tim Hoss: Ladies and gentlemen, this is it, what we've been waiting the whole night for - finally, we will see if Ryan Blood can back up all his talking by defending his World Heavyweight Championship against not one, but two challengers.Jesse King: All he's got to do is see off that joker Hayden and Jonathan Michaels, it ain't exactly going to be difficult is it.TH: I have a feeling this is going to be a little harder than you think King - there's a change in the air, I can feel it in my water.JK: That's just the tequila.TH: Shut up, let's go to Michael Muffer. Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is a Triple Threat Match, for the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship! *Crowd cheers*
MM: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome....
THE OFFSPRING!!!!!!! *The band cuts the song off after the second chorus, the band waves as they make their way off the stage.
As the last band member leaves, the opening guitar strain of DOA starts.
The crowd goes wild as the Foo Fighters come out on stage.
As the band plays, the AwesomeTron suddenly cuts to a small airplane flying high above Parts Unknown.
We see Jonathan Michaels inside the plane, goggles on, the door opens, Michaels crosses himself and leaps from the plane.
We watch him fall as the song continues, at the 2:30 mark of the song, Michaels pulls his parachute.
He glides down to Earth, we see Sara standing on the roof of the arena waving flares, guiding Jonathan in.
Jonathan comes in for the landing, hitting the target and hugging his wife as the song ends.
Jonathan removes his parachute as we cut back to the arena, where the Foo Fighters receive a standing ovation as they exit.
MM: At this time, please welcome the star of Rock Of Ages, coming to DVD and BluRay on October 9th......
TOM CRUISE!!!!!!!! The crowd erupts as Cruise comes out, in full Stacee Jaxx regalia, as the song starts, Michaels' entrance video kicks in.
After the first verse, Jonathan and Sara come out, both look ready for a rock concert, leather and lace on Sara, Michaels looks ready for a mosh pit.
Michaels shakes Cruise's hand during an instrumental break and heads to the ring. Sara stays near the entrance ramp.
The song ends and Michaels bows to Cruise as he exits.
Blondie vs. Muse - "Call Me Uprising" hits, and the arena lights rapidly flash on and off in time with the music. As the constant drum beat kicks in, Hayden slides on to the stage with his arms extended almost as if he was casually surfing on the steel. After his slick entrance on stage, he turns and points to each side of the crowd. Hayden then treks down the ramp as if on a mission but managing to "slap five" with the fans on the way down. He steps up on to the ring apron and swings around, holding on to the ring ropes, staring back at the crowd. Hayden smiles before hopping over the top rope and springing onto the nearest turnbuckle. Hayden snaps into a crucifix pose before hopping off, crouching in the corner.
TH: Here they are; the 2012 co-winners of the Battle Bowl: Jonathan Michaels… Michael Hayden…[/color]
JK: And now the big question is left to be answered: will they face one on one, man to man, or will they actually wrestle the true World Heavyweight Champion?
Will Ryan Blood show up for the main event of main events?[/color]
*JoNo and Hayden stare each other down and look over at the referee…*
TH: You can cut the tension with a knife, King. [/color]
JK: It would be a shame if this match was wrestled absent of-[/color]
*The arena goes dark…*
TH: Wait a second, King! Wait just a second! [/color]
JK: Could it be? [/color]
*"Virus" starts playing, and when the guitars kick in several jets of blue flame shoot up at the top of the ramp, illuminating Blood standing in the entranceway looking down…*
TH: He’s here! Ryan Blood, the World Heavyweight Champion, is here! [/color]
JK: Why did we ever doubt he would miss Gookermania? [/color]
*As the flames go out, the arena is bathed in blue lighting as Blood raises his head and walks down to the ring, usually ignoring the fans…*
MM: Introducing the participants. First, from Los Angeles, California, weighing 240lbs, Jonathan Michaels! *Cheers*
MM: From Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood California, weighing 202lbs, "Hollywood's Own," Michael Hayden! *More cheers erupt*
MM: And from Baltimore Maryland, weighing 208lbs, he is the FAWA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Blood Knight", Ryan Blood! *The three size one another up before Hayden eventually takes the initiative, charging at Blood and clobbering him with a succession of forearms to the temple, staggering the champion back into the corner. Blood tries to defend himself, but Hayden continues to power away on the smaller man. Jono patiently waits in the corner and sees Hayden continue his assault. He walks up behind Hayden and waits for him to pause to catch his breath, then slams a roundhouse kick into the back of his head, flooring him.*
TH: Well Michaels has made a very smart start, and I can’t help think Hayden’s inexperience in main events might cost him here.JK: Don’t count out Ryan Blood Hoss, it’s gonna take more than a couple of punches to keep him down, and he IS the World Heavyweight Champion don’t forget, it’s always easier to keep the title than it is to win it.TH: Apart from in this case where he doesn’t need to be pinned to lose the title?JK: Shut up Hoss.*Jono goes to work on Hayden as Blood props himself up in the corner. Dropping his fellow challenger with a bodyslam, Michaels aims a firm elbow drop across the downed Hayden’s chest, followed by two more, before picking his opponent up. Michaels whips Hayden into the ropes, leapfrogs him, and then smashes him with a spinning heel kick on the rebound, before making a quick cover.*
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*But Hayden kicks out quickly. Blood springs from his corner and whacks Jono with an axehandle to the back of the head, dropping him to one knee. He then gives Hayden a hard kick to the chest as he gets up. Picking on Jono, the champion drives a boot into his gut, then flips him over with a gut wrench suplex to leave him prone on the mat. Turning his attention to Hayden, Blood rakes his eyes with the heel of his boot, then picks him up and smashes his head into the floor with a DDT. Blood makes an arrogant salute to the crowd which prompts a chorus of boos.*
TH: Thinks he’s got this won already doesn’t he?JK: Well he IS the champion Gorilla, and so far he’s the only one who’s taken it to the other two at the same time. That proves what a guy he is.*Blood grabs Hayden and tosses him to the floor, to focus his attack on Jono.*
TH: Yes. What a guy.*Blood trashes Jono to the mat with a Famouser, and then locks in a camel clutch to wear him down.*
TH: Got to admit, this is good strategy from Blood, wearing down the more experienced of the two challengers and conserving his energy at the same time.JK: The mark of a great champion…*Blood agonizes Jono with a backbreaker, then rebounds off the rope and hits him with a hard leg drop across the throat, then rolls him over for a quick cover.*
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*But Jono rolls clear almost immediately. Blood continues his assault, twisting Jono into a neck breaker and slamming him into the mat. He grabs the challenger’s legs and rolls him over into a Boston crab, leaning into the move to put the maximum pressure on Jono’s back. Referee Bill Alfonso asks Jono if he wants to quit, but the former champion grits his teeth and shakes his head, steadfastly refusing to give in. Blood straightens up and plants his knee on the back of Jono’s head, stretching him even more and making the challenger bellow in pain. Alfonso asks again, but is interrupted as Hayden re-enters the fray, hitting the champion with a running dropkick square in the face, flooring Blood and freeing Jono. Hayden, angry, retaliates for the earlier attack. He Irish whips him into the ropes, and slingshots himself back from the opposite side, spearing him through the gut and flattening him. Hayden makes the cover.*
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*But Blood kicks out. Hayden though, is in no mood to mess about, and is on the champion again, grabbing him in a side headlock and flipping him to the canvas, then grinding his head into the mat.*
TH: Hayden has got his second wind now King, and he looks dangerous.JK: But he’s inexperienced at this level Hoss, and that’s going to make a difference. Both Blood and Michaels have been in tough, long, brutal main event matches for this belt and they know how to pace themselves and what to expect, Hayden is giving it his all, but I’m not sure he can pace himself to last, and that’s where the other two will take advantage.*Blood powers his way to his feet, and forces Hayden to the corner, where Bill Alfonso breaks the hold. Blood backs away but doesn’t notice Jono back up to his feet, and gets hit with a backstabber from the former champion, who then gets to his feet, and goes nose to nose with his fellow challenger. Cheers come from the crowd come as both of them trash talk one another, then Hayden takes the initiative with a big fist to Jono’s face, only for the former champ to duck and hurt Hayden with an inverted atomic drop, then stings him with an uppercut. Hayden backs to the ropes and is catapulted over them with a standing dropkick from Jono.*
TH: Awesome move from Jono, Hayden again getting caught out.JK: Y’know, I think Hayden may be lulling them into a false sense of security. They guy has been on a big rise to the top and I don’t think he’s gonna blow it now.*Jono mounts the apron and tries a high cross body on Hayden, who catches him on the way down and slams him into the floor with a powerful spinebuster. Jono writhes in pain and Hayden follows up his attack by stomping on Jono’s already damaged back. Blood sits up in the ring and notices the two going at it on the outside, and is content to take the rest and wait for them to tire one another out.*
JK: See that? Blood is just waiting, taking his time, that guy is smart, he knows the other two will knock seven shades out of one another and leave them ripe for the picking.*Hayden picks Jono up and goes to Irish whip him into the steps, but is struck by a reversal, and clangs into the metal himself, leaving him on the floor in pain. Jono walks up the steps and as Hayden gets to his knees, is hit in the face with a flurry of hard kicks from his opponent, leaving him stunned. Hayden still has the presence of mind to get to his feet as Jono gets up the apron. Hayden gets up there himself and the two begin trading blows.*
TH: We’re getting right up close to the action here King.JK: Well I just hope Michaels doesn’t bring that wife of his out here again, the size of her ass we couldn’t see the ring.TH: You’re a real piece of work, you know that?*Blood spots his opportunity, and aims to sneak up on the pair, only to get caught out by Jono, who smashes him in the face with an elbow. Hayden and Jono exchange a glance and then make a silent agreement.*
JK: Oh I don’t like the look of this Hoss.*Jono and Hayden grab Blood, and grab him for a double suplex. Blood struggles, but can’t escape their combined strength, as they haul him over the top rope from the apron, and suplex him to the florr, right through the announce table!*
TH: Holy Mother of God, the World Heavyweight Champion must be broken in half!!!JK: I don’t believe it Hoss, that was the most reckless, potentially career ending move I’ve ever seen, that’s madness!TH: It’s a heap of destruction out here King, I don’t believe the amount of devastation that's been wrought on this arena!JK: Not to mention our announce table…*Blood is motionless. Hayden stirs first, slowly rolling to his feet. He spots Jono still indisposed and grabs Blood, wearily hauling him back into the ring. He slowly crawls over to where the champion is dispatched and makes the cover.*
TH: This could be it, we could have a new World Heavyweight Champion right here!1
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TH: No!*Blood kicks out with what appears to be his last vestiges of strength.*
JK: What a man, what a champion! You see that Hoss, this man is unstoppable, you’re gonna have to hit him with a truck to get that belt off him!TH: Truly amazing King, I don’t like what Ryan Blood stands for, but my God, it takes some serious guts to kick out of a move like that.*Hayden shakes his head in disbelief. He grabs Blood again and decks him with a chop to the chest, which drops him to his knees. Hayden then gives the champion a barrage of knees to the face, then comes off the ropes and drills him with a spinning kick to the face again, and goes for another cover.*
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*Blood again kicks out, and tries to crawl away. Hayden follows him, but Blood counters with a thumb to the eye out of the referee’s line of vision. Stunned, Hayden is ripe for a signature jawbreaker from the champion which drops him to the mat. Blood seizes his chance, hitting a rolling elbow and going for a cover himself.*
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*Hayden kicks out, and Blood continues his assault, snapmaring the challenger and delivering a firm kick to the back of the head. Blood then goes up top, and pointing his fingers to the sky like Macho Man Randy Savage, delivers a high flying elbow drop, spiking Hayden’s chest.*
TH: What a move from the champion, he’s got his second wind and Hayden is paying the price.JK: Say, where’s Michaels? Has someone carted him out of here cos he can’t take the heat anymore?TH: Well folks, Jono is still motionless at ringside, we might need some medical assistance out here, cos the guy doesn’t look like he’s going anywhere fast - let’s take a look at the replay from that suplex…*The split screen shows Hayden and Jono lifting Blood over the top rope, and the champion’s back smashes into the wood - but Jono’s head catches a monitor and leaves him in a heap on the floor.*
TH: That looks painful King - I’m not sure how Jono is gonna recover from that.JK: Simple - he won’t, this is Ryan Blood’s match, that hothead in the ring hasn’t got the balls to beat him!*Blood whips Hayden to the ropes, and goes to catch him with a gut kick, only for Hayden to catch the boot. Blood responds with an enziguiri, that knocks Hayden down. Blood goes for another cover.*
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*But Hayden again kicks out. Meanwhile, on the outside, a doctor is attending to Jono, but failing to get any response. Sara Nakatomi-Michaels then appears, prompting cheers from the crowd.*
JK: Oh what the Hell is she doing out here, hasn’t she got a kitchen to run?*Sara attends to Jono, slowly whispering in his ear. The challenger begins to rise, but groggily, as Hayden and Blood continue to brawl in the ring. Blood rocks Hayden with a turnbuckle splash, leaving him vulnerable, and then goes to the outside. Blood grabs the ring steps, and hauls them into the ring under the bottom rope. Sara is continuing the help Jono regain his bearings on the outside, as Bill Alfonso tries to get rid of the ring steps. Blood argues with him, careful not to lay a hand on the official.*
TH: What the Hell is Blood doing?JK: The smart thing Hoss: He’s gonna get himself DQ’d so he keeps the title, and there’s nothing Hayden or Jono can do about it. This man has it all worked out…*Alfonso pleads with Blood not to do anything stupid, but Blood laughs in his face, then hoists Hayden up into a power slam position, ready to drop him onto the steps. Alfonso steps between Blood and the metal, saying he wants a clean end to the contest.*
JK: Get the Hell out of the way ref, before he puts you through those steps!*Hayden wriggles free and drops down behind Blood, smashing him in the face with a standing dropkick when he turns around. Blood reels against the ropes, groggy and feeling the pain in his back, neck and shoulders. Hayden runs the ropes and the uses the steps in the middle of the ring as a launching pad. Blood uses his remaining strength to drop, and push Hayden over the top rope. Hayden lands in a heap with a sickening thud and doesn’t move. Blood’s face breaks out into a wide grin, having taken out one of his challengers, and turns around... to find Jono waiting, walking straight into a Fade to Black, with Blood’s head rebounding off the imported ring steps as he falls.*
TH: Look at that impact, Blood has to be out, this could be it!*Jono makes the cover.*
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TH: He did it! Jonathan Michaels did it! He’s the champion again!JK: Oh great, another six months of film clichés and hair styling, brilliant! MM: Here is your winner, and NEEEEEWWWW FAWA World Heavyweight Champion:
Jonathan… Michaels!!!! TH: What a momentous victory, what a match, and what a victory, Jonathan Michaels, after losing the last two Gookermania main events, makes it third time lucky!*Referee Bill Alfonso hands the championship belt to Jono as he holds it aloft in the ring, while the official motions to the back for medical staff to attend to Hayden and Blood.*
TH: There’s going to be one hell of a party tonight folks, after one hell of a Gookermania, we’ve seen shock, horror, joy and tears, all in an exciting four hours. From me Tim Hoss and Jesse King, don’t forget to join us for NiteRaw, next week, but for now, a very good night to you all.*After the celebrations die down, the camera cuts to the back, where Blood and Hayden are loaded into ambulances. Hayden’s takes off, while the EMT’s gather up their medical equipment near to where Blood lies unconscious in the back of the second ambulance. The camera zooms in on Blood’s head and chest. A black gloved hand appears, holding a small black business card. He turns it over in his fingers and lays it down on Blood’s chest, a picture of a white skull gleaming in the dim light.*
[glow=gold,2,300]GOOKERMANIA V
CREDITS[/glow]
Aaron Enigma
Antihero
Boiler Room Brawler
Connor Mackenzie
Gus Richlen
Jeremy Dupoe
The Punisher
Spiked Mohican
Special Thanks to Demented
Welcome Back Viva
And Farewell to Ryan Bergman