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Post by Larryhausen on Oct 18, 2012 20:35:38 GMT -5
Because a truck crashed on the freeway, spilling it's contents all over the road.
The contents, you ask?
Limes. Too many limes.
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Post by revolver86 on Oct 18, 2012 20:45:20 GMT -5
*cues music* IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING, LOBSTER HEAD!
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Post by Larryhausen on Oct 18, 2012 20:49:02 GMT -5
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Post by BigBadZ on Oct 18, 2012 20:49:49 GMT -5
When interviewed, the man claimed he had pain in his arse and he wanted to f*** my girlfriend....
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 18, 2012 20:50:17 GMT -5
I bet Sheamus Brogue Kicked the truck.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 20:53:19 GMT -5
Sounds like that truck driver was a careless man. Did he wind up dead?
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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 18, 2012 20:55:12 GMT -5
Sounds like that truck driver was a careless man. Did he wind up dead? ;D
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 18, 2012 20:58:03 GMT -5
Whhaaooh These words are true.
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Post by lewis1711 on Oct 18, 2012 21:03:22 GMT -5
Misheard song lyrics are the lowest form of wit.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2012 21:06:10 GMT -5
Because a truck crashed on the freeway, spilling it's contents all over the road. The contents, you ask? Limes. Too many limes.
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Post by Larryhausen on Oct 18, 2012 21:46:11 GMT -5
Misheard song lyrics are the lowest form of wit. Thanks, Buzz Killington.
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Post by Mac on Oct 18, 2012 21:49:26 GMT -5
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Post by Mac on Oct 18, 2012 21:50:55 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2012 7:40:21 GMT -5
Misheard song lyrics are the lowest form of wit. I'll make you believe!
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 19, 2012 8:19:05 GMT -5
Was it a shameful thing?
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Post by CM Parish on Oct 19, 2012 8:19:40 GMT -5
Misheard song lyrics are the lowest form of wit. I EATED SHELDON
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Post by Lord Bendtner on Oct 19, 2012 8:48:24 GMT -5
Did he fight for air and someone started to breathe?
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Post by Spearmint* on Oct 19, 2012 8:51:32 GMT -5
I was starting to doubt your story then I saw the news report link and realised your words were true, and they made me believe.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Oct 19, 2012 8:52:07 GMT -5
I heard the driver had to swerve to avoid a great white shark patrolling around an empty butthole.
Apparently that's what caused the accident.
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Post by Ryanar on Oct 19, 2012 9:23:10 GMT -5
Was the truck like a Cleveland Bitch on a smoking gun?
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