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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 24, 2012 23:21:26 GMT -5
Bull, the TV Title deserves to belong to a man who will destroy anyone in his path, by any means necessary. It belongs to a man who doesnt hide behind a mask. It belongs to a man who has many enemies which means many money matches. That person is me, not you.
And if Moo Moo tries to get involved, let's just say that my duffle bag won't be containing rats in it this time. Instead, it will be having your bound and gagged sister in it. And she will be going on a bus ride........in the compartment where we put the bags in.
Michael, I'm glad you have figured out that Jonathan is the political snake that I have said he is for a year. However, tonight is all about business and in that triple threat match, I will show no mercy. Maybe afterwards..........we could join forces to take out Jonathan. But now is not the time.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 25, 2012 0:39:51 GMT -5
Bull, I can admire your fighting spirit. But let me remind you that while I was busy becoming the greatest TV Champion of all time, you were one of the men I defeated. Defense number four, if memory serves me right. Which means that I can beat you when the title's at stake and the pressure is on.
As for you Seth... I can admit, business is business. I may not condone what you did to Shaelin, but that's not my business. You've never wronged me, and out of everyone here, you understand when I say that Jonathan Michaels is a snake in the grass. But like I said, business is business. I came close to ten defenses before, and the chance to make it to defense number ten is one that I can't let slip from my fingers. I'm giving it my all in this match, and I expect the same from you and Bull.
I said I would make it to ten defenses. And I plan on doing so once I win this match.
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Post by Bull Ant on Nov 25, 2012 1:34:05 GMT -5
*getting pumped, breaks couch over knee* OH IM GOING TO GIVE IT MY ALL AND RETAIN MY TITLE. I LOVE A CHALLENGE AND BEATING A CHALLENGE, TWO ON ONE IS MY KIND OF MATCH!! MOO MOO MOO YOU KNOW IT!!! BREAKING BACKS AND BOOTS TO THORAXES!!!!
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 25, 2012 3:05:48 GMT -5
You can break that couch over your knee all you want. You can try to show how strong you are. But the truth is...........you couldnt even even get passed Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader. At least Michael would probably have more trouble on Jeopardy. There will be a new TV Champion because brains will always outwit brawn and Bull, you just don't have the brains.
But hey, I hear that Chick-Fil-A is always looking for new spokescows and Hooters is open for your sister. I'll let you two moo on that!!!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 25, 2012 17:29:19 GMT -5
BRB: Impressive move, Enigma. I for one welcome you to the Thunderdome match. My proudest moment before becoming Majority Shareholder was being a double champion. There will be no greater honor than to steer this company back on the right track not only as its Majority Shareholder, but also as it's Interforums and World Heavyweight Champion.
Michaels, your days are numbered, but what to do about this upstart the fans call Antihero?
Gentlemen, I have a proposition to make on the next Niteraw on The Boiler Room. Be there or be... well, I don't think he works for this company any more...
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 25, 2012 19:04:15 GMT -5
*Another FAWA.com Exclusive*
The scene comes into focus with Connor Mackenzie moving down a back hallway in the Parts Unknown Arena shortly after the #1 contenders match for the TV title.*
CM: Dupoe! Dupoe you slimey piece of $&!*!.
*Coming to Dupoe's door, Connor doesn't bother knocking but just wheels back and kicks. The door swings inward and opens as Connor looks on angrily and enters the room. To his suprise, Dupoe is not there to greet him as he moves in and looks about. Noting papers on the desk, Connor moves towards it, looking them over before his face takes on a perplexed look. As he starts to reach down he lurches forward.*
Nett: I might not have been able to finish you off in the ring Mackenzie but now you are out of your element.[/font][/b]
*Nett slams a double axe handle to Connor's back as he slumps onto the desk, clutching pieces of paper in his hand. Nett takes notice of this and reaches for them, getting into a tug of war with Connor.*
Nett: You're not getting out of here with those.[/font][/b]
*Reaching for the papers, Nett grabs one end before Connor resists and pulls on the other. With a sound, the paper is torn in two as Nett grits his teeth, seeming to seeth as Connor stands.*
CM: Oops...
*Connor grins as Nett charges but ducks, picking Nett up and flapjacking him onto the floor. The sounds of shouts from down the hall alert Connor.*
CM: Consider yourself lucky Nett. Next time I'm putting your through the furniture.
*Connor moves out of the office as Nett is clutching his half of the papers.*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 25, 2012 19:45:12 GMT -5
Betty, Enigma, Hayden, and Brawler, there's a reason I have all the respect in the world for Michaels and none for any and all of you.
None of you want to remember what he had to go through just to get what he's had in his career. NONE of you have even had to deal with HALF. That's why I have so much respect for him, because he and I have been through much the same stuff in our careers, especially lately. And when things don't go his way, do you see him whining and complaining? NO YOU DON'T. He goes out and fixes the problem himself.
So until you can be more like the reignin champion and gripe less and do more, none of you will have my respect.
Enigma, you made the worst mistake of your career by bragging that I was an easy person to defeat. You know damn well that was never the case.
Look at the list of all the World champions I've defeated. As far as I'm concerned, you're the next one I'm going to add to that list. The Thunderdome match will not be for an Undisputed Championship, because I will take the Inter-Forum Championship from you before then and end your claim to being the greatest champion of all time.
And I'll put both you and Brawler on notice now: in the unlikely event either of you wins the World Championship, I will not hesitate to cash in the title shot that I have earned.
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Seth Drakin of Monster Crap
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 25, 2012 20:14:12 GMT -5
Gus....................you can all the accomplishments in the world, I know the real Jonathan behind the scenes and he doesnt deserve an inch of my respect. But it seems though that the only way anyone will know the true Jonathan is when it is way too late.
I guess I could help show the true Jonathan since I have video of Jonathan's true self. I'm sure BRB, since he was friends with him, has more video evidence.
Maybe you should ask yourself "Why does almost every friend Jonathan has ever had..............hate him now?" Or better yet, ask "Why does Sarah Nakatomi's family barely visits her?" because I hate to tell you this, but over the last year and a half, I have talked with the Nakatomi family more than Sarah has
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 25, 2012 20:27:44 GMT -5
Calling a fellow competitor "Betty" shows a lack of respect for a fellow wrestler. And considering you and your brother do it constantly, it's annoying.
I hate Jonathan Michaels, but at least I call him by his name.
But that's just Hayden showing disrespect, isn't it?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 25, 2012 21:08:50 GMT -5
Betty, Enigma, Hayden, and Brawler, there's a reason I have all the respect in the world for Michaels and none for any and all of you.
None of you want to remember what he had to go through just to get what he's had in his career. NONE of you have even had to deal with HALF. That's why I have so much respect for him, because he and I have been through much the same stuff in our careers, especially lately. And when things don't go his way, do you see him whining and complaining? NO YOU DON'T. He goes out and fixes the problem himself.
So until you can be more like the reignin champion and gripe less and do more, none of you will have my respect.
Enigma, you made the worst mistake of your career by bragging that I was an easy person to defeat. You know damn well that was never the case.
Look at the list of all the World champions I've defeated. As far as I'm concerned, you're the next one I'm going to add to that list. The Thunderdome match will not be for an Undisputed Championship, because I will take the Inter-Forum Championship from you before then and end your claim to being the greatest champion of all time.
And I'll put both you and Brawler on notice now: in the unlikely event either of you wins the World Championship, I will not hesitate to cash in the title shot that I have earned. BRB: Jonathan Michaels is a pandering charlatan who chokes without the help of others.
When I defeat him, when I defeat Aaron Enigma; when I crush Antihero beneath my heel; I hope you come out there and fight me, BRB. I want to see all your trials and tribulations be all for naught when I take you to the Boiling Point and snuff your hopes and dreams out.
There would be no sweeter victory for me, BRB than to unite two titles under the Thunder dome and to dispatch with my enemies who would halt my vision of this company. The end of the world as we know it approaches, and the dawn of a new era will begin with me as the Majority Shareholder, the Interforums Champion, and the World Heavyweight Champion. I will be the Ultimate Champion; forged in the fires of WrestleCrApocalypse, tempered in the brutality of the Thunderdome, and driven by my vision, my drive, my ambition for four years.
I will stand victorious over my enemies, and you threaten to join the heap in my moment of triumph.
I'll see you there, Richlen. I will see. You. There.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 25, 2012 21:09:46 GMT -5
No offense Gus, but you don't scare me at all. In the event you do cash in your briefcase when I win the Heavyweight title, I'll just do what I did with Square. You can have your 3-4 weeks in the spotlight, and I'll take it back from you, just like I took your Inter-Forum title and made it mine.
I can brag all I want, Gus. I'm the greatest Inter-Forum champion in the history of this company. Inside Thunderdome, I'm going to become the first Undisputed Champion as well.
Don't forget Hayden and I have challenged you and your brother Marshall for those tag titles too.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Nov 25, 2012 21:33:42 GMT -5
So, Aaron wants to put his belt on the line? Meanwhile BRB continues to blather about nothing.
It seems there is only one opponent I have at WrestleCrApocolyose that I have any respect for. The World Heavyweight Champion, now there is a reason I respect him and neither of you. He has earned everything he's gotten on his own, his job the world title and everything.
But make no mistake Michaels, I will take that title from you and become the first Person to hold the World and Interforums titles at once, no matter how much you want to be the best Michaels, I'm just that much better, and I just want it that much more. Just like I wanted it more than 7 other people at Gookemania including your precious little wife.
Now don't take that comment the wrong way, she did much better than I thought she would, but I do hope you can bring more than that into the dome. Best of luck Michaels.
And Brawler here's something nobody remembers, the last time you won, seriously how did you get this title shot?
And Enigma I can't wait to see the look on your face when I take your title as well as the title you've been obsessing over since Gookermania.
See you all at the Boiler Room.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 25, 2012 21:58:39 GMT -5
Enigma, Brawler, Betty, and Hayden, by all means keep talkin. Because unlike me, NONE OF YOU CAN BACK IT UP.
Betty, you apparently learned nothing from your Iron Man Match other than nine new ways to choke. I walked out of that match somethin that you won't be next week against Bull Ant, and that thing is a winner. Just like your movie namesake, when it comes time to back it up, you can't do it.
Hayden, when you lost the Television Championship, all yo did was complain and blame everyone else except yourself. I've been in matches like that before and had someone try to screw me over. I was alert enough to stop them. You have no one to blame for losing that title but yourself. Not Ryan Blood, not Jonathan Michaels, yourself. I'm wondering how you and Betty are going to try to blame Michaels when you choke against Bull.
Brawler, you are as adept at failing to back up your talk as the previous two. Don't believe me? Ask Demented. Ask both of your past Chamber Of Horrors foes. Hell, ask me since i beat you as well! The fact remains that you won't win the world title and even if you do, I'm settin off my time bomb and you won't escape. And there will be NOTHING that you can do about it.
And Enigma, you have a lot of gall to consider yourself the greatest any champion of all time. Name any title you've had and I can name at least two better than you. There will be no Undisputed Championship because I WILL take your title from you, and even if I don't, the moment you win the World Championship, I WILL take it from you without a second thought. And unlike Square, who, you seem to forget, I demolished almost as much as I did Betty, you'll NEVER be able to take the title back because I am far stronger and more dangerous now than you or anyone else will EVER know.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 25, 2012 22:13:42 GMT -5
You think you are the only one who has changed over the last year, Gus? First off, besides Above Average, name one Inter-Forum champion with a run as impressive as mine. Above Average is the only one that can even be talked about in the conversation of greatest Inter-Forum champion when compared to me.
Second, where do YOU get the gall talking about how great you are? You think you are the only one that could beat The Fallen. What was it that made you rise up to the occasion? Shaelin was kidnapped, and you had more invested in that fight than just the fight itself. Unlike you, I don't need a crutch like that to evolve, to become stronger than I already am. I evolve every week I step into the ring because that's what it means to be the greatest.
I don't need somebody to get kidnapped to give it my all or to rise to a new level. I do that already because that's what makes me great, Gus. You say I can't back it up, but that's not how I see it. For the last year I've been backing my words with actions. Defending my title time after time, and the only time I lost was from a briefcase. You want to threaten me with that briefcase? You go right ahead and do that. Your empty words don't scare me. They never have, and they certainly never will.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 25, 2012 22:35:43 GMT -5
I don't threaten. I just do. Ask Drakin if you don't believe me. Or find Blood's hospital room and ask him.
I've beaten more top names than you can count. There's just one name that I need to add to my list, and that is you. And when you step into the ring with a destroyer of careers, with the Predator Knight, your fantasy of becoming Undisputed Champion will fall in the face of reality.
It's not rocket science, Enigma. It's elementary.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 25, 2012 22:48:46 GMT -5
BRB: Oh that is it. Antihero, you talk tough and you lie to yourself that there are no extenuating circumstances to every loss I have sustained this year. In your little Ant's eye view, there was no Seth Drakin, there was no back stabbing, two-faced Michael Hayden, there was no Damn! Right! Jackson! Where's this company's Freakin' Awesome Title? It's around Viva's waist as we speak and it's going to stay around his waist after he puts Bull Ant's buxom bitch of a sister in her place at WrestleCrApocalypse.
You want in the Thunderdome, Antihero? Then you're coming in through me, BRB! I challenge you to a match at Niteraw. You win, you get into the Thunderdome. Make it so, Dupoe! It's time to put this insect in his place...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 25, 2012 23:01:08 GMT -5
You know, if I don't win the TV Title.................I might want in on this whole Thunderdome. And not because I want the world title, I have a personal score to settle with ol' Jonathan.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Nov 25, 2012 23:03:09 GMT -5
Brawler, I love a chance to humiliate a corporate official.
You my fine feathered friend are on.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 25, 2012 23:08:31 GMT -5
Man what is this gang up on the detective day?
Antihero are you claiming I haven't earned this Inter-Forum title? Did Square earn it from me by hitting me in the back of the head with a briefcase? No he didn't. I earned it back from him though. Everything in this company I have earned. You can say what you want about my demeanor, call me a whiny bitch. I could care less honestly. But if you question my effort in this company, we have a problem. I have given my very best every week inside that ring, and for you to question otherwise just proves your ignorance. It proved you haven't opened your eyes and come back to reality. You'll be taking nothing from me, Antihero until you can get out of your delusional dream world where I didn't work my ass off to get to the top.
And Gus, you just don't make that catchphrase work. Besides are you telling that now that you've beaten The Fallen you can beat me? I've fought Seth before, Gus. I've fought Square numerous times, and I've fought Ryan Blood. I know what The Fallen is capable of, and I'm capable of so much more. I'm not going to kidnap your girl though. I'm not disrespectful towards women. You will have to prove to me that you can win without having something to fight for other than yourself.
You talk of beating top names? I could care less about who you've beaten, Gus. The Predator Knight? The destroyer of careers? It means nothing to me. Fact of the matter is, the only time we've fought each other, I've beaten you. Until you prove me otherwise, there's nothing to discuss. You can sit there running your mouth, trying to hide your jealousy of my success. Meanwhile, I'll continue my winning ways and become the Undisputed Champion.
If you aren't careful, Predator Knight, you'll find out what it's like to be the prey.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Nov 25, 2012 23:17:30 GMT -5
Aaron, what the hell are you talking about? Have I ever even implied that you haven't earned that title? No I haven't, I don't know where the hell you're coming from in saying that! All I'm saying is I am taking that title from you, the World Title from Jono and then laugh in BRB's face.
I know how tough you are, I also know how much of a sore loser you are, that's why I'm going to enjoy looking at your face after I win that title.
Get your head out of your ass for once!
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