BRANDON BARGER
SCHERMER, ILLINOIS
6’6” 284 LBS. HEEL
GIMMICK – The criminal, leader of The Breakfast Pack. He’s the man with the plan, and the muscle of the group. He’s a troubled soul from a troubled home who just needs hug. But, he’ll kick you ass if you do try to hug him.
APPEARANCE - Tall and rather muscular. Shoulder length brown hair. Brown eyes. A little stubble. And, a light tan.
Tattoo: Barb wire around his biceps, a flaming skull on his left shoulder, a Batman logo on his right shoulder, and a big spider’s web and a Spider-Man logo on his back.
Wrestling Attire:
Cutting promos, interviews, not wrestling: denim coat, white shirt, blue jeans, biker’s glove, and Doc Martin’s.
Entrances: Denim coat and white T-shirt with wrestling attire.
When wrestling: Blue jeans, white jeans, white khakis, black khakis, tan cargo pants, or green cargo pants; biker’s glove, and Doc Martin’s.
ENTRANCE – He walks to the ring and stops right before he enters the ring and holds up his right fist. He then enters the ring and takes off the coat and shirt, throwing them to the outside.
ENTRANCE THEME – Money For Nothing—Dire Straits:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDDswGsJ60WRESTLING STYLE – Technical brawler like a young Steve Austin, with some power moves.
SIGNATURE MOVES -Love Over Gold (STF)
-Making Movies (Spin-out powerbomb)
-Sultan Of Swing (Exploder suplex)
-Walk Of Life (Running neck snap on a standing opponent)
-Tunnel Of Love (Jumping release fisherman suplex)
-Private Investigations (Alabama Slam)
-Your Latest Trick (Lariat)
-Skateaway (Half nelson choke suplex)
-Communiqué (Modified side head and arm suplex)
-Ride Across The River (Wheelbarrow suplex)
-Sliced Bread #2
-Powerbomb
-Fist drop
-Flying shoulder block
-Twisting belly to belly side slam
-Repeating clotheslines
-Sitout hiptoss
-Running one handed bulldog
-Diving leg drop bulldog
-Running big boot
-Kneebar
-Jujigitame
-Overhead head and arm suplex
-Top rope head and arm suplex
-Capture suplex
-Release German suplex
-Release dragon suplex
-Release tiger suplex
-Northern Lights suplex
-Pumphandle suplex
-Sidewalk slam
-Reverse elbow
FINISHER #1 -Brothers In Arms (Death Valley Driver, sometimes from the top rope)
FINISHER #2 -Twisting By The Pool (Half nelson choke with bodyscissors)
NICK BRITT
SCHERMER, ILLINOIS
6’ 258 LBS. HEEL
GIMMICK – The jock, the enforcer of The Breakfast Pack. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he means well. Being a jock, he’s a big sports fan, especially of the 1985 Chicago Bears. But, he also doesn’t like to be pigeonholded by the jock label. He has layers.
APPEARANCE - Ripped and muscular. Short black hair. Blue eyes. Clean shaven. And, light tan.
Tattoo: None
Wrestling Attire:
Cutting promos, interviews, not wrestling: letterman’s jacket, plain T-shirt, and jeans.
When wrestling: Wrestling tights with a lightning design on them, in six neon colors: red with blue lightning, blue with black lightning, purple with green lightning, white with purple lightning, black with white lightning, or green with red lightning. Elbow pads, in six colors: red, blue, purple, white, black, or green. Black wrist tape. Knee pads, in six neon colors: red, blue, purple, white, black, or green. Wrestling boots, in six colors: red, blue, purple, white, black, or green.
ENTRANCE – He simply walks to the ring wearing his letterman’s jacket, enters the ring, and takes off his jacket, handing it to the timekeeper. If he comes out with Brandon, then he holds his fist up in the air before entering the ring as well.
ENTRANCE THEME – Where The Streets Have No Name—U2:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FsrPEUt2DgWRESTLING STYLE – Fast paced power wrestler, like the British Bulldog.
SIGNATURE MOVES -Rattle And Hum (Swinging neckbreaker followed by an elbow drop)
-Running To Stand Still (Running side-effect)
-New Year’s Day (Leg hook reverse STO)
-I Will Follow (Half nelson bulldog)
-Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Spear followed by several punches to the head)
-War (Lifting DDT)
-The Unforgettable Fire (Scissors Kick)
-October (Kneeling side slam)
-Bullet The Blue Sky (Diving somersault legdrop)
-One Tree Hill (Jumping superkick)
-Trip Through Your Wires (Electric chair facebuster)
-In The Name Of Love (Scoop lift reverse DDT))
-Sliced Bread #2
-Powerbomb
-Arm twist followed by a hook kick
-Spinning heel kick
-Roundhouse kick
-Jumping knee lift
-Running knee drop with theatrics
-Dropkick
-Running dropkick to chest or back
-Missile dropkick
-Diving crossbody
-Top rope hurricanrana
-Flapjack
-Reverse DDT
-Russian legsweep
-Triple German suplexes
-Neckbreaker
-Shoulder breaker
-Backbreaker
-Backbreaker submission
-High-impact delayed spinebuster
-Sidewalk slam
-Elbow Drop
FINISHER #1 -The Joshua Tree (Wheelbarrow into a sitout rear mat slam)
FINISHER #2 -The Boy Bomb (Sitout double underhook powerbomb)
SHAUN CLARK
SCHERMER, ILLINOIS
5’9” 210 LBS. HEEL
GIMMICK – The brain, smart guy of The Breakfast Pack. He’s basically a nerd, but his intelligence is very useful for the rest of the group. He’s also very serious.
APPEARANCE - Lean and ripped. Blond hair. Blue eyes. Clean shaven. A few pimples. And, pale.
Tattoos: None.
Wrestling Attire:
Cutting promos, interviews, not wrestling: sweater or plaid shirt, khakis, white socks, and black shoes.
When wrestling: Checkered wrestling tights, in six colors: black and white, black and red, black and yellow, black and blue, black and purple, or black and green. Black wrist tape. Black boots.
ENTRANCE – He simply walks to the ring and enters it. If he comes out with Brandon, then he holds his fist up in the air before entering the ring as well.
ENTRANCE THEME – Whip It—Devo:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUoWRESTLING STYLE – Very fast, high-flying cruiserweight, like Matt Sydal or Christopher Daniels.
SIGNATURE MOVES -Total Devo (Three moonsaults in a row, the first on the lower turnbuckle, the second on the middle turnbuckle & the third off the top turnbuckle followed by a pin)
-Mongoloid Bomb (Straight jacket lift into a powerbomb)
-Oh No! It’s Devo! (Swinging reverse STO)
-Flimsy Wrap (Chickenwing over the shoulder crossface)
-Gates Of Steel (Cross-legged brainbuster)
-Peek-A-Boo! (Northern Lights Bomb)
-That’s Good (Piggyback stunner)
-Theme From Doctor Detroit (Press up facebusters)
-Here To Go (Swinging fisherman suplex)
-Jerkin’ Back ‘N’ Forth (Modified Snap STO)
-Sliced Bread #2
-Superkick
-Moonsault
-Double springboard moonsault
-Springboard moonsault
-Standing moonsault
-Top rope moonsault side slam
-Corkscrew moonsault
-Brainbuster
-Corkscrew plancha
-Running dropkick
-Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker
-Mounted punches
-Spinning Wheel Kick
-Oklahoma Roll
-Magistral Cradle
-Top rope senton
-Air raid crash
-Running double knee strike to an opponent in the corner
-Superkick
-Shining Wizard
-Lungblower
-Leaping lungblower (occasionally done from the middle rope)
-Double Knee Facebreaker
-Frog splash
-Stretch plum
-Springboard back elbow smash
-Cutter
FINISHER #1 -Freedom Of Choice (Inverted suplex/stunner combo)
FINISHER #2 -Jocko Homo (Rope run tornado DDT)
LAUREN JAMISON
SCHERMER, ILLINOIS
5’8” 128 LBS. HEEL
GIMMICK – The princess, the pretty one of The Breakfast Pack. Imagine every valley girl, 1980s preppie chick stereotype rolled up into one person. That’s Lauren in a nutshell.
APPEARANCE - Medium build all-around. Toned and fit. Long red hair. Green eyes. And, medium-tan skin.
Tattoo: None.
Wrestling Attire:
Cutting promos, interviews, not wrestling: expensive, European clothes.
When wrestling: Pants and top with Valley girl slang written all over them, with 5'' between them in six colors: pink and light blue words, purple and white words, yellow and light green words, light blue and yellow words, white and pink words, or light green and purple words. White boots and elbow pads.
ENTRANCE – She comes out dancing around to her entrance theme. And, she doesn’t stop. She dances down to the ring and keeps it up when she enters it. She does pause to blow kisses to some guys in the audience. However, if she comes out with Brandon, then she holds his fist up in the air before entering the ring, though she dances a little while doing it.
ENTRANCE THEME – Material Girl—Madonna:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0FXPqYpt0gWRESTLING STYLE – Pretty girl who’s tough with some good moves. Think Natalya Neidhart or Beth Phoenix with some high-flying moves.
SIGNATURE MOVES -Like A Prayer (Sitout jawbreaker)
-True Blue (Roundhouse kick)
-Lucky Star (Springboard bulldog)
-Crazy For You (Handstand Frankensteiner to opponent in the corner)
-Into The Groove (Lou Thesz press with punches, usually from the apron, second turnbuckle, or top turnbuckle)
-Causing A Commotion (Handstand swinging headscissors)
-La Isla Bonita (Stinger splash)
-Burning Up (Wheelbarrow Bulldog)
-Act Of Contrition (Diving Bulldog)
-Over And Over (Top rope frankensteiner)
-Sliced Bread #2
-Neckbreaker
-Spinning neckbreaker
-Flying neckbreaker
-Missile Dropkick
-Dropkick
-Superkick
-Bicycle kick
-Spinebuster
-Running spinning facebuster counter
-Running Headlock Bulldog
-Backhand chop to opponent in corner (preceded by licking the palm of her hand)
-Combination headlock takeover and headscissors takedown on two opponents
-Sitout powerbomb reversal
-Victory roll
-DDT
-Fisherman’s suplex
-Belly-to-back suplex
-Boston crab
-Single leg crab
-Elevated Boston crab with a knee in the back
-Camel clutch
FINISHER #1 - Express Yourself (Springboard tornado DDT)
FINISHER #2 -Like A Virgin (Springboard hurricanrana)
BETH GRAHAM
SCHERMER, ILLINOIS
5’8” 130 LBS. HEEL
GIMMICK – The basketcase, wild card of The Breakfast Pack. She’s weird, to put it nicely. She’s also very unpredictable, which is useful to the group.
APPEARANCE - Medium build all-around. A little chubby but muscular. Mopish shoulder-length black hair. Blue eyes. And, pale.
Tattoo: None.
Wrestling Attire:
Cutting promos, interviews, not wrestling: black sweater, plaid scarf, long skirt, and Doc Martin’s.
When wrestling: Black pants and top, with 5'' between them and skull and cross bones on the butt, in six colors: white, red, blue, gray, purple, or brown. Black boots and elbow pads, with a skull and cross bones on them, in six colors: white, red, blue, gray, purple, or brown.
ENTRANCE – She walks non-chalantly down to the ring, enders it, and stands in the corner looking bored. However, if she comes out with Brandon, then she holds his fist up in the air before entering the ring.
ENTRANCE THEME – Billie Jean—Michael Jackson:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_YWRESTLING STYLE – Fast-paced wrestler with good move and skill, and a little psychotic. Basically, Mickie James when she was stalking Trish Stratus.
SIGNATURE MOVES -The Moonwalk (A moonwalk, followed by a twirl in which she bitch slaps her opponent at least three times)
-The Woman In The Mirror (Running double high knee strike to an opponent’s chest)
-Bad Kick (Roundhouse Kick or spinning back kick to the head)
-Rock With You (Back kick to the midsection, followed by a front kick to the face and chest and finished with a spinning back kick to the head)
-Black Or White (Springboard bulldog)
-Leave Me Alone (Top rope tornado DDT)
-Smooth Criminal (Swinging reverse DDT)
-Dirty Diana (Back elbow from the corner, followed by rope-aided spiral headscissors)
-Off The Wall (Lariat takedown)
-Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ (Spinning back kick to midsection)
-Sliced Bread #2
-Superkick
-Leg hook suplex pin
-One-handed cartwheel followed by monkey flip as a reversal
-Snapmare into a baseball slide to the face
-Wheelbarrow victory roll reversal
-Headscissors takedown
-Huricanrana
-Top rope sunset flip
-High diving crossbody
-Baseball slide through opponents legs followed by a takedown
-Monkey flip variants
-Lou Thesz press followed up with punches
-European uppercut
-Knife-edge chops
-Swinging neckbreaker
-Arm-trap neckbreaker slam
-Backbreaker
-Backbreaker submission
-Texas cloverleaf
FINISHER #1 -Thriller (F-5 into a Rock Bottom)
FINISHER #2 -Beat It (Spinning DDT/Jumping implant DDT)
THE BREAKFAST PACK
SCHERMER, ILLINOIS
COMBINDED WEIGHT OF 542 LBS (Brandon and Nick, or Brandon, Lauren, and Beth), 468 LBS (Nick and Shaun, or Shaun, Lauren, and Beth), 494 LBS (Brandon and Shaun), 752 LBS (Brandon, Nick, and Shaun, or Brandon, Shaun, Lauren, and Beth), 412 LBS (Brandon and Lauren), 414 LBS (Brandon and Beth), 386 LBS (Nick and Lauren), 388 LBS (Nick and Beth), 338 LBS (Shaun and Lauren), 340 LBS (Shaun and Beth), 258 LBS (Lauren and Beth), 516 LBS (Nick, Lauren, and Beth), 670 LBS (Brandon, Nick, and Laruen), 672 LBS (Brandon, Nick, and Beth), 596 LBS (Nick, Shaun, and Lauren), 598 LBS (Nick, Shaun, and Beth), 622 LBS (Brandon, Shaun, and Lauren), 624 LBS (Brandon, Shaun, and Beth), 880 LBS (Brandon, Nick, Shaun, and Lauren), 882 LBS (Brandon, Nick, Shaun, and Beth), 800 LBS (Brandon, Nick, Lauren, and Beth), 726 LBS (Nick, Shaun, Lauren, and Beth), OR 1010 LBS (The entire Breakfast Pack). HEEL
GIMMICK – Not much is known about the Breakfast Pack. They say that they met in detention on Saturday in the library of Shermer High School in Shermer, Illinois. Apparently, they all love anything from the 1980s. And, they claim that they are going to bring the 1980s back, even if they have to use force.
ENTRANCE THEME – Don’t You Forget About Me—Simple Minds:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9sB92dJzM WRESTLING STYLE – This stable of 5 wildly different people makes for an unpredictable group that’s hard to categorize into a certain style of wrestling.
SIGNATURE MOVES -Die Hard (Powerbomb/lungblower combo)
-Footloose (Nick or Brandon performs a reverse STO using the added momentum from an enziugiri by Shaun, Lauren, or Beth)
-Raiders Of The Lost Ark (Sitout powerbomb/Sliced Bread #2 combo)
-Raging Bull (Powerbomb/springboard flying clothesline combo)
-Risky Business (Nick or Brandon performs Sliced Bread #2 but remains on his knees afterwards, allowing Shaun, Lauren, or Beth to jump off Nick or Brandon's back and perform a shooting star press)
-Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo (Spinning Sole Kick followed by a Superkick followed by an Enzuigiri/Superkick combo)
-An Officer And A Gentlemen (Nick or Brandon picks up an opponent for a military press and then drops them. As they go down, another Pack member dropkicks them)
-Do The Right Thing (Double, triple, quadruple, or quintuple team Sliced Bread #2)
-Back To The Future (Springboard dropkick/Reverse STO combo)
-Top Gun (Baseball slide followed by a Hesitation Dropkick on an opponent held in the tree of woe position)
-The Terminator (Double suplex by two Pack members onto the legs of another Pack member lying on the mat)
-Less Than Zero (A Pack member performs a hip toss on another Pack member, throwing him or her onto a prone opponent in the style of a front flip senton)
-First Blood (Nick or Brandon throws Shaun, Beth, or Lauren overhead providing Nick or Brandon to perform a double dropkick to two prone opponents)
-Poetry in Motion
-Double superkick
-Assisted standing moonsault
-Double dropkick
-Double hip toss
-Double Japanese arm drag
FINISHER #1 -St. Elmo’s Fire (Either Brandon or Nick puts opponent on his shoulders, and Shaun, Lauren, or Beth does a springboard bulldog to the opponent onto another Pack member, who is lying on the mat with his or her legs up, causing the opponent to land stomach first onto his or her legs)
FINISHER #2 –Weird Science (Diving neckbreaker (Shaun)/Wheelbarrow suplex (Nick or Brandon) combo)
FINISHER #3 –Pretty In Pink (Wheelbarrow suplex (Lauren)/Lariat takedown (Beth) combo)