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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 13, 2012 8:02:13 GMT -5
26. Sing 30 minutes of Justin Beiber's greatest hits off key. 27. Date Lindsey Lohan. 28. Fondles a topless Mae Young. 29. Declare he is now a Canadian citizen. 30. Read War and Peace from cover to cover in the ring.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 13, 2012 11:34:40 GMT -5
31: Ride in a rickshaw covered in schwasticas and pulled by diseased orphans to the ring.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 13, 2012 11:38:54 GMT -5
32. Use Paula Broadwell to infiltrate the CIA then sell US secrets to Cobra
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 13, 2012 11:41:32 GMT -5
18) The straightedge stuff. Which surprisingly they haven't gone back to the well on, but I'm not even sure that'd work right now. SES Jesus Punk was hated as f***. If he could somehow incorporate it into his current thing with Heyman he could get heat I think. How you write it into his current character I don't know though... the problem with the Straightedge thing was he was a heel feuding with a known useless druggo who promptly proved him correct about everything he said.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 13, 2012 12:13:37 GMT -5
SES Jesus Punk was hated as f***. If he could somehow incorporate it into his current thing with Heyman he could get heat I think. How you write it into his current character I don't know though... the problem with the Straightedge thing was he was a heel feuding with a known useless druggo who promptly proved him correct about everything he said. The straight edge thing could work now. Maybe have him feud with Alex Riley, the guy who has a legit DUI on his record, yet WWE proceeded to endear him to the WWE Universe and make him a popular fan favorite. Punk decides he's going to harass this guy who made a single screw up that happened two years ago before he was even a blip on the radar. Or have him feud with Zack Ryder, the guy who repeatedly boasts of his love of Bud Light Lime and shows pics of himself enjoying an international beer on social media every time the WWE goes overseas, despite being a supposed "kiddie character". Not only do you get Straight Edge CM Punk in either of those examples, you get a few elements of Big Evil Undertaker in there by having the heel champion bullying around popular midcard faces. The midcard face can even be "made" by challenging Punk for his title only to come up short in a hard fought effort. Plus having him feud with midcarders can play up the whole "respect" thing. While this may be seen as a "burial" of the face, Punk can decry the idea that a contest against these particular wrestlers would never be the main event where he rightfully belongs. Then the face can retort back to him, "This is my opportunity and I'm going to take it no matter if it's the first match of the night or the last match of the night".
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 13, 2012 14:29:59 GMT -5
33. Mock dead punk rockers like sid vicious 34. Mock Mr. Rogers
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Nov 13, 2012 14:39:57 GMT -5
35. Grab a mic and say these six words: "What was Owen Hart's favorite season?"
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 13, 2012 15:24:31 GMT -5
36. Punk's new tag team partner,,,Doug Gilbert
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Madagascar Fred
El Dandy
TAFKA roidzilla and SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH SON!
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Nov 13, 2012 15:26:44 GMT -5
37) goose-stepping in a white hooded dress
38) hit on Mick Foley's daughter
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Post by joebob27 on Nov 13, 2012 15:28:15 GMT -5
36. Punk's new tag team partner,,, Eddie Gilbert Fixed for even more heeldom.
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 13, 2012 17:57:38 GMT -5
36. Punk's new tag team partner,,, Andy Kaufman Fixed for even more heeldom. Fixed for even BIGGER heeldom.
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Roo
Trap-Jaw
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Post by Roo on Nov 13, 2012 18:33:27 GMT -5
39). Push somebody's granny in the crowd. The ultimate heel tactic.
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Nov 13, 2012 21:10:52 GMT -5
40. Hand the WWE title over to David Arquette and put him over as the greatest champion who ever lived.
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Post by Hot Karl on Nov 13, 2012 21:25:31 GMT -5
41) Molest Little Jimmy in the middle of the ring.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Nov 13, 2012 22:48:31 GMT -5
42- Talk about how much he respects John Cena, then declare Cena the REAL Best in the World
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
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Post by Vampiro138 on Nov 13, 2012 22:55:55 GMT -5
43 - attacks Ernie Banks in Chicago 44 - wears a brazil jersey in argentina 45 - says he will put the title up against a hall of famer, and has a ref in the ring, cue Eddie's theme, and punks makes the ref do a 10 count and wins via count out while Punk celebrates like he just won a 2 hour match.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Nov 14, 2012 1:53:20 GMT -5
46. Wear a Montreal Canadians jersey next time they go to Toronto.
47. Beat up a kid and leave him a bloody mess.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2012 1:57:03 GMT -5
48 - Have WWE hire Colt Cabana solely to have Punk make Holocaust jokes at his expense.
When Colt finally cracks and says "You're Jewish as well!" Punk can renounce his heritage and call all religion crap for 20 minutes in the most obnoxious way.
Cena comes out to make the save before Punk locks Colt in the Anaconda Vice.
Crowd: CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CENA SUCKS!
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Post by joebob27 on Nov 14, 2012 4:41:38 GMT -5
43 - attacks Ernie Banks in Chicago 44 - wears a brazil jersey in argentina 45 - says he will put the title up against a hall of famer, and has a ref in the ring, cue Eddie's theme, and punks makes the ref do a 10 count and wins via count out while Punk celebrates like he just won a 2 hour match. ROTFL at 45.
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Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
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Post by Rave on Nov 14, 2012 5:00:36 GMT -5
3. Leaves a Make-A-Wish kid locked in his RV alone rather than taking him anywhere Having seen Punk's tour bus, I bet that any Make-A-Wish kid would love to be locked in there for a while...
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