Marty Jannetty threatens HBK with tell-all book

[theryno665]

Jan 16, 2012 18:51:47 GMT -5 surferrosa12 said:

Awwww, how cute. He's the "creepy old guy at parties" now.

Seriously, I want the book to come out. People know Shawn was a prick so that's nothing new. I just want to hear some stories.

[The QC Loser]

Well he did spill the beans about how during The Rockers days he would always go after the single ladies while Shawn was always going after the married ones.

[alliedbiscuit]

Didn't he used to write Myspace blogs from the point of view of his pet ferret?

[SAJ Forth]

Will the publisher drop the book 3 times before it's released?

[Todd Pettengill]

Jan 17, 2012 15:55:28 GMT -5 alliedbiscuit said:

Didn't he used to write Myspace blogs from the point of view of his pet ferret?

He does that on FB too.
I'm "friends" with him on FB, and he's pretty hysterical in a mess kind of way. Marty has no clue on how to create a fan page, so he just has a regular account.

His pets are always hacking his profile, So I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happened here.

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

Jan 16, 2012 23:30:53 GMT -5 Lancers said:

Jan 16, 2012 23:26:06 GMT -5 jivesoulbrah said:

I will read this book if and only if its actualy written like Jannetty wrote it, spelling errors and all.

CHAPTER NINE: TEAMING UP WITH LEIF CASSIDY

Yeah, so Vince is all up in my face and s*** sayin' I gotta team up with this punkass named Leaf Cassady. Im like helllllllll naw. u smokin crack or sumthin? Ain't no way I'm teamin up with shawty. He smells like Aqua Velva and sperm sock. So I say to Vince I said 'LISTEN HO MARTY JANNETTY DONT TEAM UP WITH NO BOOTY UPPIN SKIG SKAGS!!! He's all like 'all man cmon Marty J...hook a brother up and s***' so then I told him 'cool'. Then he fired me like a month or two later because I was too rael.

LMAO.

[theryno665]

Jan 17, 2012 15:55:28 GMT -5 alliedbiscuit said:

Didn't he used to write Myspace blogs from the point of view of his pet ferret?

I am Marty's pet ferret...

[Lila]

Jan 17, 2012 14:19:40 GMT -5 theryno665 said:

Jan 16, 2012 18:51:47 GMT -5 surferrosa12 said:

Awwww, how cute. He's the "creepy old guy at parties" now.

Seriously, I want the book to come out. People know Shawn was a prick so that's nothing new. I just want to hear some stories.

What you said. Just want to hear some new stories or some bizarre stories Marty will come up with.

[Gelatinous Parasite]

Does anyone really believe that Jannetty could finish writing a whole book? If he did, I'd hate to be the editor that has to sort out that mess.

[Welfare Willis]

Jan 17, 2012 20:02:12 GMT -5 Gelatinous Parasite said:

Does anyone really believe that Jannetty could finish writing a whole book? If he did, I'd hate to be the editor that has to sort out that mess.

if screech ans snooki can write a book than Marty can too.

[bitteroldman]

Jan 17, 2012 9:06:38 GMT -5 Thunderbolt said:

I think this book could be completely epic if and only if Marty writes it as if everything that was a work was real. Complaining about Shawn betraying him and throwing him through the window, etc. Doesn't even mention the drugs at all, just the heel turn and things of that nature.

Come on, we all know that Marty jumped through the window.

[MolotovMocktail]

Jan 20, 2012 0:26:17 GMT -5 bitteroldman said:

Jan 17, 2012 9:06:38 GMT -5 Thunderbolt said:

I think this book could be completely epic if and only if Marty writes it as if everything that was a work was real. Complaining about Shawn betraying him and throwing him through the window, etc. Doesn't even mention the drugs at all, just the heel turn and things of that nature.

Come on, we all know that Marty jumped through the window.

ARE YOU BLIND?!?

[BigBadZ]

Jan 16, 2012 23:30:53 GMT -5 Lancers said:

CHAPTER NINE: TEAMING UP WITH LEIF CASSIDY

Yeah, so Vince is all up in my face and s*** sayin' I gotta team up with this punkass named Leaf Cassady. Im like helllllllll naw. u smokin crack or sumthin? Ain't no way I'm teamin up with shawty. He smells like Aqua Velva and sperm sock. So I say to Vince I said 'LISTEN HO MARTY JANNETTY DONT TEAM UP WITH NO BOOTY UPPIN SKIG SKAGS!!! He's all like 'all man cmon Marty J...hook a brother up and s***' so then I told him 'cool'. Then he fired me like a month or two later because I was too rael.

I can only hope that in this particular conversation, Jennetty is in his SWAG sunglasses and McMahon is in that black du rag/ bandana thing he wore when he was ECW champion

[Thunderbolt]

Jan 20, 2012 0:26:17 GMT -5 bitteroldman said:

Jan 17, 2012 9:06:38 GMT -5 Thunderbolt said:

I think this book could be completely epic if and only if Marty writes it as if everything that was a work was real. Complaining about Shawn betraying him and throwing him through the window, etc. Doesn't even mention the drugs at all, just the heel turn and things of that nature.

Come on, we all know that Marty jumped through the window.

You and I know that, but Marty refuses to admit it to himself. That coward.