anglarite
Don Corleone
...enchantment!
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Post by anglarite on Jan 3, 2012 4:22:25 GMT -5
23. Because he's absolutely uninteresting.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 3, 2012 5:28:21 GMT -5
24. He did but the live Raw Supershow was in another town.
25. He worked a dark match, lost and then announced that he was retiring.
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Jan 3, 2012 5:35:40 GMT -5
Because Brodus was just a mech that Y2J has been piloting the whole time. It kept breaking down so Jericho just had to go out and kill some extra time by himself.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 3, 2012 11:20:58 GMT -5
27. The censors felt that he was "too hot for TV."
28. The WWE has yet to figure out a way to lure him away from Golden Corral.
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Jan 3, 2012 11:24:17 GMT -5
29. He's having his haircut.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 3, 2012 11:52:22 GMT -5
30. Too Asian
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Post by The Tank on Jan 3, 2012 12:23:48 GMT -5
Oh, boy, no one's taken the obvious one yet!
31. Because he's f***ing terrible.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Jan 3, 2012 12:35:47 GMT -5
32. His job as the Lard Lad Donut guy was holding him back.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 3, 2012 12:57:33 GMT -5
33. ARMBAR~!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Jan 3, 2012 13:03:58 GMT -5
34. The moss covered three handled family credenza.
35. Fat camp.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 3, 2012 13:08:23 GMT -5
37 - He's only at flavor 18 at Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors.
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Jan 3, 2012 13:08:23 GMT -5
36. His WWE '12 render isn't ready yet.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Jan 3, 2012 13:12:01 GMT -5
38. He's been on Endor visiting his family.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Jan 3, 2012 13:14:35 GMT -5
39. He got injured after Han Solo stepped on his tail through the magic of CGI.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 3, 2012 13:55:49 GMT -5
40. He saw his shadow, meaning it'll be at least another 6 weeks before he debuts.
41. He has a terrible sense of direction and he keeps getting lost on his way to the arena.
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Post by Super Weak Machine on Jan 3, 2012 14:02:33 GMT -5
42. He's not lost, he's just slow. This week, he showed up where Raw was last week. Next week, he shows up in Memphis.
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Post by Thynny Fat Ass on Jan 3, 2012 14:12:21 GMT -5
43. He actually debuted two weeks ago, but nobody knows because it was on NXT.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jan 3, 2012 14:30:42 GMT -5
44. He debuted last night  Damn he lost a lot of weight. |
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Jan 3, 2012 14:39:31 GMT -5
45. He's currently complaining about all the continuity errors regarding that episode of That 70's Show where The Rock guest starred as Rocky Johnson, as they had the New Generation WWF logo in the 70's and that it was still a regional territory from New York and not Wisconsin.
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El Dandy
Don Corleone
Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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Post by El Dandy on Jan 3, 2012 15:04:21 GMT -5
But sir, sir! What about me? What about Brodus? Quote the Brodus, nevermore.
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