Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 29, 2011 19:55:42 GMT -5
I would actually like this a great deal. WWE doesn't have a lot of big muscular guys who can "go" in the ring. I could see Lashley and Sheamus being on an equal level. Only if it leads to them becoming a wrecking force of a tag team called Dark & White Chocolate. (channeling the voice of The Fink): "Ladies and Gentlemen, hailing from Cape Horn, South Africa, weighing in at a collective 260 kilos, presenting The Carnivores, Black Panther and White Tiger!" There ya go, kids...instant tag team champions!
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 29, 2011 19:56:04 GMT -5
give him a manager or a more charismatic tag team partner/ally, and he'll be a welcome addition to the roster.
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donny
Team Rocket
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Post by donny on Dec 29, 2011 19:58:58 GMT -5
Why doesn't he go back to TNA? He's still owed a world title shot after winning a Thankgsgiving tournament or something. That sounds like the real unfinished business to me.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 29, 2011 20:06:45 GMT -5
If Lashley had never left, he'd probably have Punk's spot right now.
Admit it, you know it's true.
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Post by joebob27 on Dec 29, 2011 20:10:22 GMT -5
If Lashley had never left, he'd probably have Punk's spot right now. Admit it, you know it's true. Substitute top guy when the current guy has to be dialed back? Doubtful. He sounds like a little girl. He could have made the Mark Henry push work, though.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 29, 2011 20:10:23 GMT -5
If Lashley had never left, he'd probably have Punk's spot right now. Admit it, you know it's true. *Pictures the song "Cult of Personality" being modified Weird Al style to be "Cult of Bobby Lashley"
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 29, 2011 20:13:37 GMT -5
Lashley vs. Miz. Make it happen
"You say you're the Miz and you're Awesome. I say you're the Miz, and you're a bathturd."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 29, 2011 20:15:49 GMT -5
Depends, has he learned how to talk like he at least has a third grade education yet?
That said, a heel Lashley returning as Cena's new opponent would be a unique twist
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The OP
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
changed his name
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Post by The OP on Dec 29, 2011 20:26:37 GMT -5
He should come back as a heel and form a stable with a heel Cena, Triple H, and Batista called the Four Hoss Men.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 20:30:00 GMT -5
I'd mark.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 29, 2011 20:33:15 GMT -5
Well, considering the roster is held together by tape, he should be back within a month Ha, true! With Orton being the fifth or sixth marquee guy out on injury, he couldn't have picked a better time to try and get back in, except maybe if he had said this around April-May.
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Post by norsisclouds on Dec 29, 2011 20:40:23 GMT -5
I'm sure he regrets the way he left...and quite frankly I've always thought Krystal (while having some great points about the angle she turned down) MISSED THE FREAKIN BOAT. She could have been huge in the Divas division if she stuck around and benefited from Edge's star status.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 29, 2011 21:33:14 GMT -5
The only wrestler that I have ever legitimately hated. Not even joking, while I don't care for the Miz, he at least has good qualities and would like to eventually see him succeed. Lashley? Hell no...please PLEASE keep him off my TV. Seriously, 2007 was a terrible year in general, but him main eventing just made things that much worse for me. Outside of being a sort of, kind of, somewhat, middle of the road powerhouse..he just looked like Dino from the Flintstones and sounded like a dumb ass on the mic. It didn't help that he was a primadonna behind the scenes, so I honestly believe WWE has nothing to gain from bringing him back.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 29, 2011 21:34:40 GMT -5
He was always solid in the ring, so I'm fine with him returning so long as he doesn't open his mouth to talk or main events anything.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 21:44:17 GMT -5
I approve. I didn't watch much of him since I've been off of wrestling until this year but from what I've seen and I've been hearing it'll be interesting.
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Post by mystikz on Dec 29, 2011 22:19:51 GMT -5
please god no. he was most uncharismatic wrestler ever. the definition of BORING. He looked big and stupid, not intimidating at all.
not to mention his epic Bastard line.
please never come back.
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mrjl
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Dec 29, 2011 22:26:34 GMT -5
The only wrestler that I have ever legitimately hated. Not even joking, while I don't care for the Miz, he at least has good qualities and would like to eventually see him succeed. Lashley? Hell no...please PLEASE keep him off my TV. Seriously, 2007 was a terrible year in general, but him main eventing just made things that much worse for me. Outside of being a sort of, kind of, somewhat, middle of the road powerhouse..he just looked like Dino from the Flintstones and sounded like a dumb ass on the mic. It didn't help that he was a primadonna behind the scenes, so I honestly believe WWE has nothing to gain from bringing him back. he looked like Dino?
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 29, 2011 22:49:35 GMT -5
I thought so. Outside of the little sprouts of hair...of course.
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Post by Cam on Dec 29, 2011 22:50:55 GMT -5
Lashley was good in the ring for a man his size, but he had no charisma whatsoever. Like, literally none.
Shelton Benjamin, Jeff Hardy and John Morrison look like masters of the art compared to Lashley. Ken Shamrock and Steve Blackman are f***ing wordsmiths when compared to Bobby Lashley.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 22:53:14 GMT -5
Man, if he stayed in 2007, he probably would've been a 5x world champion by now, and I'm dead serious here.
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