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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 29, 2012 12:25:46 GMT -5
*static, snowy footage*THE WWE CHAMPION HAS LIED TO US ALL. FOR WELL OVER A YEAR AND A HALF, HE HAS BEEN A PAWN OF THE ENTITY KNOWN AS THE BEAST. THE BEAST SEEKS TO SPREAD FALSEHOODS CLAIMING THAT THE CHARACTER OF OUR GLORIOUS WWE FACE AND AMBASSADOR OF TEN YEARS IS SOMEHOW "DATED", THAT HIS BRILLIANT SPEECHES ARE APPARENTLY "CHEESY", AND THAT HE ALLEGEDLY CANNOT EVEN WRESTLE. IN REALITY, THE LIAR AND CHARLATAN HOLDING THE WWE TITLE IS THE MOST DATED FORCE IN WWE TODAY. FOR TOO LONG WE HAVE BEEN UNDER THE BOOTS OF THOSE WHO GIVE US BREAD WHILE HOLDING GUNS BEHIND THEIR BACK. THE BEAST HAS GONE SO FAR AS TO HIRE THUGS THAT ASSAULT INNOCENT WWE SUPERSTARS ON TOP OF SPREADING UNTRUTHS. THIS SO CALLED "SHIELD" IS NOT A FORCE FOR JUSTICE. IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A BLACK CLAD GESTAPO SEEKING TO POLICE THE THOUGHTS OF THE WWE UNIVERSE. THE CULT OF PERSONALITY NEEDS ITS FOLLOWERS TO QUESTION NOTHING. WE ARE HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN BE FREE. QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIBERATE YOURSELF FROM YOUR MENTAL OPPRESSION AND JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST PAUL HEYMAN, VICKIE GUERRERO, AND THE REST OF THE TYRANTS. TOGETHER, WE SHALL RETURN WWE AND ALL OF WRESTLING TO THE GLORY DAYS OF YORE, NOT SEEN SINCE HULKAMANIA. THIS IS NOT A FIGHT FOR THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT. THIS IS NOT A FIGHT FOR TEAM BRING IT. ONLY ONE FORCE CAN TOPPLE THE YEAR-LONG REIGN OF OUR TYRANNICAL KING, AND THAT FORCE IS CENATION.
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Post by themagnificentmoo on Nov 29, 2012 12:27:43 GMT -5
Another Cena vs Punk match?
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Post by BiloxiParish on Nov 29, 2012 12:34:11 GMT -5
What the hell did I just read
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by zeez on Nov 29, 2012 12:40:37 GMT -5
Also hiding in plain sight: Cena's boner.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Nov 29, 2012 13:05:55 GMT -5
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 29, 2012 13:17:53 GMT -5
Also hiding in plain sight: Cena's boner. I thought that was hiding in AJ.
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King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Nov 29, 2012 13:25:41 GMT -5
No thnx.
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Post by thegame415 on Nov 29, 2012 13:31:16 GMT -5
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 29, 2012 14:17:01 GMT -5
Also hiding in plain sight: Cena's boner. I'm not entirely sure I'd even call it hiding
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Post by joebob27 on Nov 29, 2012 14:22:12 GMT -5
Also hiding in plain sight: Cena's boner. I'm not entirely sure I'd even call it hiding Yeah, it's definitely ready to go.
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 29, 2012 14:29:56 GMT -5
What the hell did I just read
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Post by John Cena's Boner on Nov 29, 2012 14:38:10 GMT -5
I'm not entirely sure I'd even call it hiding Yeah, it's definitely ready to go. Hustle. Loyalty. Erect.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 14:40:35 GMT -5
Radical.
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Post by The Portable Stove on Nov 29, 2012 15:18:29 GMT -5
So then, what happens when #TeamBringIt tramples all over the hopes of the Cenation?
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 29, 2012 19:20:59 GMT -5
Believe me guys, I'm just as baffled as you are. Earlier this morning I was away from my computer, and then I noticed this being posted from my account.
I regularly change my password so I'm sure I'm not being hacked, and no one else was in the room or could have gotten in when I left. So I don't know what's going on either.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 29, 2012 19:28:12 GMT -5
Believe me guys, I'm just as baffled as you are. Earlier this morning I was away from my computer, and then I noticed this being posted from my account. I regularly change my password so I'm sure I'm not being hacked, and no one else was in the room or could have gotten in when I left. So I don't know what's going on either. You should ask Kurt Angle for hacking advice.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 19:29:24 GMT -5
I.... uh..... what?
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Mochi Lone Wolf
Fry's dog Seymour
Development through Destruction.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Nov 29, 2012 19:32:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2012 19:37:15 GMT -5
I think all this pound & ground Cena harsh street thug style has made me imagine this thread.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 29, 2012 19:47:58 GMT -5
*static, snowy footage*TEAM BRING IT DOES NOT HAVE THE NECESSARY TOOLS IN ORDER TO COMBAT A DESTRUCTIVE FORCE SUCH AS THE BEAST. TEAM BRING IT HAS ABANDONED ITS PRINCIPLES, AND HAS BEEN BLINDED BY THE SHALLOW GLAMOUR OF HOLLYWOOD. THE LIAR OF A WWE CHAMPION WILL MORE THAN LIKELY USE THAT DISTRACTION TO HIS ADVANTAGE. CENATION REMAINS THE WWE UNIVERSE'S FINAL HOPE FOR SALVATION FROM THE CULT. AN ANTI HERO CAN NEVER HOPE TO FREE THE MASSES FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE BEAST. ONLY THE RIGHTEOUS SWORD OF A SUPERHERO FACE CAN PENETRATE THE HIDE OF THE MONSTER AND STRIKE THE HEART OF ITS EVIL. OUR TIME IS AT HAND. HUSTLE, LOYALTY AND RESPECT SHALL PREVAIL.
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