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Post by The Portable Stove on Nov 30, 2012 11:52:33 GMT -5
I bet Cena's brainwashing forum mods now. What a guy. He even let a mad man like CM Punk hold the title for over a year. Is this the type of man you want as WWE Champion?
votepunkforchampion
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 30, 2012 12:01:20 GMT -5
.......oooookay... But still, why me? Why am I the vessel for whatever the hell this message is? I'm just a simple moderator. BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET, DUMMY.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Nov 30, 2012 12:05:50 GMT -5
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Post by salsashark on Nov 30, 2012 13:30:03 GMT -5
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Nov 30, 2012 13:53:23 GMT -5
I'm not sure which is funnier; The 1990's angelfire efed esq messages Or The idea that cena could pull a cryptic gimmick off, at all. Spoiler: {Spoiler}It's the return of Todd Penttengill.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 30, 2012 14:28:09 GMT -5
.......oooookay... But still, why me? Why am I the vessel for whatever the hell this message is? I'm just a simple moderator. BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET, DUMMY. ...Fair enough. I suppose it's a message that has to be conveyed.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Nov 30, 2012 14:40:19 GMT -5
Seeing the word deliverance and knowing Cena's penchant for jort boners, worries me.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 30, 2012 14:49:53 GMT -5
I don't have to tell you things are bad in the wrestling fandom. Everybody knows things are bad.
It's a self-made depression. Everybody's babbling on about "low ratings", "low buyrates" conveinently ignoring that the PPV market and Neilsen ratings are declining across the board. There's a flourising tag division, and fans say "not enough teams!" Young stars are being groomed, and fans are crying "not enough credible midcarders!" Everyone wants more, more, more! CM Punk fans are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.
We know WWE is doing great on social media, and we sit at our computer monitors and read YouTube comments claiming that the PG era is ruining wrestling, that the Attitude era has to come back, that the stories have allegedly never been this nonsensical, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad in wrestling fandom- worse than bad. They're crazy.
And nobody does anything about it. We sit at our desks and say, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my old school NJPW and my PWG and my Daniel Bryan/Dolph Ziggler clinics, just leave us alone!"
Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot, I don't want you to write angry e-mails to Vince because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to look those Cena haters in the eye and say, "I'm a mark, goddammit! My words have value! My Touts, my purchases on WWEShop.com have value"
So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go find a fellow wrestling fan that thinks Cena isn't "vulnerable" enough. I want you to yell in their face, I'M AS MAD AS POOP, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Then we'll figure out what to do about getting Cody Rhodes the push he deserves, how best to turn 3MB face, and how to get Scott Steiner to make more Twitter posts. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell it: "I'M AS MAD AS POOP, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
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Post by Hurbster on Nov 30, 2012 15:05:31 GMT -5
Hey it's like the silly posts we get all the time on off topic. Crossed with TribesTwelve.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 30, 2012 15:07:40 GMT -5
Hey it's like the silly posts we get all the time on off topic. Crossed with TribesTwelve. Mixed with a little dash of jorts and copious quantities of Cena's raging boner. Seriously, it's been more than four hours. CALL A DOCTOR
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