jevman
Mephisto
Just better than you. You.
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Post by jevman on Nov 18, 2005 14:58:06 GMT -5
- Tripple H killed a hobo during a taping in St. Louis. Police never investigated because of Vince's insane power over America.
- Randy Orton once took a baby's lollypop.
- Remember when Kane was not on the show for three months? Well some people say he was injured, others speculate that he took time off to pursue his favorite hobby, beating up old people.
- Kurt Angle was once hospitilized. It was for a "supposed" neck injury. Although I heard from my brothers friends sisters boyfriend that it wasnt for a neck injury at all, that it was for something 100x more serious, that was self-inflicted, and involves needles and syringes, but i'm not gonna say anymore.
- Vince McMahon doesn't care about his wrestlers health. Theres a report out that after Bret Heart had a heart-attack, vince visted him in the hospital and used the "shock paddels" on his testicles, and pulled May Youngs other hand out of the Hitmans ass. This is a fact.
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Jeff
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Jeff on Nov 18, 2005 15:01:47 GMT -5
No. Triple H killed the hobo in Clevland.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2005 15:04:34 GMT -5
Here's another fact
Batista got his nickname "The Animal" from his hobby of hunting with packs of dogs
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jevman
Mephisto
Just better than you. You.
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Post by jevman on Nov 18, 2005 15:20:17 GMT -5
Oops forgot this one
- My sources tell me as a fact that the reason Matt Stryker is so hated in the Smackdown! locker room is because he slept with the Smackdown superstars wives.... all of them... at the same time.
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Post by bobdead on Nov 18, 2005 15:47:27 GMT -5
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 18, 2005 15:55:43 GMT -5
Wow and Striker isn't even on Smackdown, so that's really impressive.
Here's one you may not know. The Brawl For All was actually a complete work but every single King of the Ring tournament was a shoot. How else do you think Mable would actually win?
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Christianv2
Dennis Stamp
Wrestlecrapper since 2001
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Post by Christianv2 on Nov 18, 2005 16:05:13 GMT -5
- Randy Orton once took a baby's lollypop. Wow, thats nice of you to say about randy, you didnt tell the whole story, you know when the baby's mother found her purse later filled with "waste commissions"
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STMP
Hank Scorpio
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Post by STMP on Nov 18, 2005 16:06:42 GMT -5
No. Triple H killed the hobo in Clevland. Just to watch him die.
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Nov 18, 2005 16:17:43 GMT -5
Viscera is secretly a woman.
Rosey is a cultist, praying for the SIAKILYPSE!!!!!!
HOYTAMANIA runs WILD on Hogan!
Paul London wanted a neglected push so bad he went insane, and has to be led to the arena in a straight jacket, chained to a strecher. Brian Kendrick was rumoured to have returned in order to be his personal carer. (THIS one I'm sure of)
Shannon Moore is indeed the Prince of Punk. When Johnny Rotten passes away, he'll be crowned king in a glorious ceremony which will end with Lita being eviscerated so that Moore may bathe in her blood.
Heidenreich stole my bike. Then told me to take a hike. I was a man he didn't like, scary, scary Heidenreich. (I made that rhyme up on the spot!! YAY ME!!!)
CM Punk's favourite alcoholic drink is a bottle of hard liquor. TO THE HEADS OF PEOPLE WHO ASK HIM WHY HE DOESN'T DRINK!!! SWERVE!!!
Taka Michinoku IS evil. He is responsible for Vietnam, the Asian Bird Flu, Mabel's push, and your parents' divorce.
There is absolutely no negative comment I can make about Jerry Lynn. None.
Whilst it IS possible to move The Blob, NOTHING moves Steve Blackman. Emotionally, I mean.
Christy Hemme once interrupted a wedding between two people she'd never met by crashing through a church window, screaming "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??" and beating her own head onto the altar time and time again laughing maniacally.
Jarrelle Clark has been in a lot of X-Division matches.
Limey is currently going very insane.
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Rick Mad
Grimlock
Rick Mad Champion
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Post by Rick Mad on Nov 18, 2005 16:33:17 GMT -5
I know this is a parody of the Kurt Angle thread but its not all that funny or anything. Most of the Angle facts can be proven true just by reading his book.
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Post by PTBartman on Nov 18, 2005 16:40:46 GMT -5
No. Triple H killed the hobo in Clevland. i thought he killed him in the conservatory with the candlestick.
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Post by PTBartman on Nov 18, 2005 16:44:35 GMT -5
Shannon Moore is indeed the Prince of Punk. When Johnny Rotten passes away, he'll be crowned king in a glorious ceremony which will end with Lita being eviscerated so that Moore may bathe in her blood. I thought that was Michael Moore
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jevman
Mephisto
Just better than you. You.
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Post by jevman on Nov 18, 2005 23:04:05 GMT -5
I know this is a parody of the Kurt Angle thread but its not all that funny or anything. Most of the Angle facts can be proven true just by reading his book. Actually it was a parody of the Kurt Angle thread, the Nick Dinsmore, every thread guessing what killed Eddie before the autopsy, and the "wrestler on death-watch" thread. And nothing i post is all that funny. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png)
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Nov 19, 2005 0:16:35 GMT -5
Heres One:
Heidenriech isn't really from New Orleans he's from Baton Rouge
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 19, 2005 1:35:55 GMT -5
Rikishi was forced to drop the Sultan gimmick when it became clear he wasn't really a Sultan.
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Post by lildude8218 on Nov 19, 2005 1:44:52 GMT -5
Pepper was not the real name of Al Snow's dog. His real name was actually Lowry's Seasoning Salt.
Don Vito of Viva La Bam fame is really Captain Lou Albano's son.
The C.M in C.M Punk actually stands for "Crystal Meth"
Raven was originally going to be in a tag team with Sean Waltman called "The Pit and The Pendulum"
Playboy Buddy Rose really did weigh 230 pounds as announced, he just wore a fat suit for years to intimidate his opponents.
Hillbilly Jim's real name is actually Hillwilliam James
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Post by tigermask on Nov 19, 2005 1:59:08 GMT -5
Fact: Lysol kills 99.9% germs in one spray.
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Stryfe
Trap-Jaw
Just one of the OMGs.
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Post by Stryfe on Nov 19, 2005 3:06:04 GMT -5
THe World's Greatest Tag TEam, was infact, not the world's greatest Tag-team. That honour belongs to The Sheepherders.
Bret Hart's role as a genie is infact not a strech: He was given magical powers by a percious little elf named Mr. Nickles.
It's well known that Hurricane and RVD are comics geeks, and comic book producers like Kevin Smith and Jim Lee are big wrestling fans. But if a wrestler tries to do a comic book, or a comic book person tries to wrestle, the Universe will implode. And only the team of SPiderMan and Spike Dudley can save us.
Mick Foley's favorite pain reliever? Advil. RVD's? Tyenol. Scott Hall's? Wild Turkey.
Chyna has a classic firearm colllection. .. no, they all can't be gold.
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Triple B
ALF
This is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE!
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Post by Triple B on Nov 19, 2005 3:08:28 GMT -5
Chyna is in fact... a Communist.
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Stryfe
Trap-Jaw
Just one of the OMGs.
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Post by Stryfe on Nov 19, 2005 3:46:50 GMT -5
Batista really like Doritos chips.. I mean REALLY likes Doritos.
The Headbangers use to wear skirts. This is because they both were closet crossdressers.
Vince McMahon uses lava to wash his hands. Not Lava soap, REAL lava.
Raven's real name? Johnny Polo. Scott Levy is just a name he uses to get into hotel rooms without being bugged.
Tatanka does infact mean Buffalo. It also means "heroin addict."
Mr. Kennedy is infact a Vampire. Ventrue, I think.
Gorilla Monsoon still owns the Broward County, FL hot-dog eating record. OK, that one's really made up. The rest: fully true.
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