[glow=GOLD,2,300]THUNDERDOME MATCH
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]AARON ENIGMA VERSUS ANTIHERO VERSUS BOILER ROOM BRAWLER VERSUS JONATHAN MICHAELS *The lights start flashing and ominous music plays as the Thunderdome is lowered around the ring.*
TH: And there you see it, ladies and gentlemen. In a few moments, four men will sacrifice their careers in this diabolical structure known as the Thunderdome for the richest prize in this company: the FAWA World Championship.JK: We've sat at ringside for this match before, and it never ceases to stun me how brutal this match can become! And this time, to make matters worse, there is so much bad blood between the four that will enter!MM: The following contest is the Thunderdome Match, and it is for the FAWA World Championship! Now in this match, eliminations come via pinfall or submission! TThe last man standing at the end of the match will be declared the winner!*BRB drives to the ring on his Segway.*
MM: Introducing first, from Rockford, Illinois, weighing in at 300 pounds, Boiler Room Brawler!TH: BRB has come close on numerous occasions to finally capturing the one title that has eluded him his entire career, but while he has that opportunity tonight, he will have to go through three other people to get it.JK: Except none of those three are our Majority Shareholder! That will make it easy for him to finally win it!TH: Or will it, King? Boiler Room Brawler has a sparse few wins this year. Hubris and an overinflated ego could very well be his key flaw and he has no friends in the Thunderdome.*Antihero walks right towards the ring.*
MM: From society's worst nightmares, Antihero!TH: His first enemy; The representative of the 101 Colony in the match has had a bead drawn on BRB for a while now, and it's clear that the feeling is mutual.JK: And it's also clear that Antihero doesn't deserve to be in this match!TH: Boiler Room Brawler inducted Antihero himself with a ruse that was only meant to beat down and mock Antihero.JK: Antihero should have seen it coming.TH: Moo Moo Ant is the new reigning Freakin' Awesome Champion, Bull Ant is the reigning Television Champion but was injured by Boiler Room Brawler; Antihero is here to avenge him.* Aaron Enigma, clearly in the world's worst mood, walks to the ring. He tosses his hat to the side towards the crowd... and they throw it back. He completely ignores them the rest of the way.*
From Concord, New Hampshire, weighing at 230 pounds, the "Head Detective," Aaron Enigma!TH: After Enigma's losing the Inter-Forum Championship to Gus Richlen last week, he has a lot of anger to work out in this match but I think his anger will get the worst of him in this!JK: Well, that's because Richlen cheated him out of the title! That's not supposed to happen to the greatest Inter-Forum Champion of all time!TH: A year-long reign came to an end a mere week ago, but is tonight the time for Aaron Enigma to move up the ladder? Can he reclaim the World Heavyweight Championship once more?JK: And will he stick around when he does?TH: That was low King. Water under the bridge.JK: Okay, okay...*Jonathan Michaels walks to the ring, the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship adorned around his waist...*
MM: And from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, the FAWA World Champion, Jonathan Michaels!TH: He is as close to a fighting champion as you will ever find anywhere. He has had to fight through more than his fair share of adversity to become one of only two people to ever hold the FAWA World Championship twice. Yet there is one thing Jonathan Michaels has never had to overcome, and that is the Thunderdome.JK: And thankfully, the biggest scumbag this company has will not overcome tonight!TH: Seth Drakin isn't in this match, King.JK: I'm talking about Michaels! Drakin is one of the greatest heroes this company has!*The crowd roar is MASSIVE as Gus Richlen, flanked by the other three members of Transgression And Redemption, walks slowly down the ramp. Ominously, he's got his cooler with him.*
TH: I don't think he's here just to observe, ladies and gentlemen! He's already said that if either Brawler or Enigma win tonight, he WILL cash his contract in and face them on the spot!*Enigma is PISSED to see Richlen there, and taking his eye off of the others. Creed calls the bell and-*
TH: Michaels opening with a school boy pin to Enigma!
1!
2!*Enigma kicks out but his attention is on Richlen, who is staring coldly at the ring.*
JK: The fix is already in, Hoss!*Antihero darts for BRB and the two exchange punches and chops; Antihero dodging some, BRB just no-selling others...*
TH: The fix?JK: Richlen and his crew are a distraction. How are we supposed to have a good, clean match-TH: In the Thunderdome?*Enigma locks arms with JoNo, who whips Enigma to the cage.*
TH: The Thunderdome is not only a cage; it is a weapon.
Antihero and Brawler have it out for each other. It's David and Goliath.*Antihero spin kicks BRB in the midsection. BRB stumbles back a step, then charges forward, knocking Antihero to the cage wall with a shoulder block.*
JK: BRB clearly wants to take out Michaels; it's likely his top goal aside from the World Heavyweight Championship itself.TH: And Antihero won't have any of it.*Antihero drops down out of the way of BRB's charging knee strike. He rolls around BRB and springs to his feet.*
TH: Body punch to the champion! Another body punch. The Head Detective is fighting back!JK: He must find a way to negate that "slow burn toughness" characteristic of Michaels. He has to hit hard and never let up.*Enigma throws a third body punch at JoNo, who catches the arm and-*
TH: Armbar reversal from the champion!*As JoNo cranks on Enigma's arm, Antihero roundhouse kicks BRB from behind. BRB stumbles forward but stops himself and elbows the pursuing Antihero.*
JK: Antihero is a thorn in Brawler's side. Brawler should squash that bug ASAP if he wants the personal glory of taking out Michaels.TH: Easier said than done.*Enigma and JoNo stand up, when Enigma reaches over and-*
TH: Baseball bat to the champion!*JoNo is bent over, to which Enigma butts the bat against the back of JoNo's head.*
JK: The Head Detective is more than familiar with the use of weapons.TH: And he goes for the pin!*Enigma gets a two count on JoNo, who pushes Enigma off and gets up.
Antihero ducks a lariat from BRB and retaliates with a dropkick.*
TH: Antihero is a wily opponent for BRB. It's speed versus toughness.JK: I'll grant that Antihero is the lightest opponent BRB has faced in a good while. BRB is going for the haymaker strategy. He just needs one good hit.*JoNo grabs Enigma by his worked arm and whips him towards BRB and Antihero-*
TH: The Champ is mixing it up.JK: He's trying to get Enigma out of his hair. Too bad he'll have to face him sooner or later if he wants to win.*Enigma bumps into BRB's back. BRB turns around. Antihero super kicks BRB in the back.*
TH: Antihero with a sharp superkick to BRB's back.JK: That got BRB's attention.TH: Enigma capitalizes!
STO! Brawler is down!JK: They're ganging up on the Majority Shareholder now...TH: Antihero and Aaron Enigma briefly teaming up?*Antihero and Enigma stand over BRB, when Enigma drop saults Antihero straight to the midsection and plops onto BRB's midsection.*
TH: A dual assault by the Head Detective! He hooks the leg!
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Two!
BRB with the kickout!JK: Here comes the champ!*Enigma stands up and-*
TH: Spear! Michaels hits the spear on Enigma!*Michaels drives Enigma forwards into the cage wall.*
TH: Listen to the clang of that solid steel cage, King!JK: Michaels had better be careful. Once the match goes hardcore, there's no going back.TH: Enigma started it with the baseball bat, and Michaels is all too happy to step it up.*Antihero kneels over BRB's head to punch it as BRB tries to get up.
Michaels backs up as Enigma stumbles, holding onto the cage for footing.*
TH: It's an all-out brawl now.*BRB staggers to his feet when Antihero delivers another superkick to his leg.*
JK: Antihero is keeping the pressure on his significantly larger opponent.TH: They do say an ant is proportionately one hundred times as strong as a human.
Enigma with a Muay Thai elbow to the champ!JK: That stuff ain't pillow fighting, Hoss!TH: A Muay Thai knee to the champ. JoNo to the cage floor!*Antihero throws another superkick at BRB-*
TH: Uh oh...JK: There ya go, Brawler...TH: Brawler has Antihero by the foot!*BRB forces the leg slightly higher, punches Antihero straight in the groin, and shoves him to the cage floor.*
TH: That's a three hundred pound plus punch to his nether regions, Jesse!JK: A move I once used to perfection, Hoss. If I were as big as BRB I'd be unstoppable with it.*JoNo sits up but-*
TH: Enigma with a kick to the champion's spine! JoNo back to the floor!*Enigma grabs JoNo's legs, turns him over-*
JK: Now Enigma's going to work on Michaels.TH: Boston Crab from the Head Detective!JK: And here comes BRB!*BRB drops an elbow to JoNo's head while Enigma maintains the Boston crab...*
TH: Antihero recovering from that dirty move from the Majority Shareholder.JK: He should take that time to think about his place in this match.*BRB looks over at the cage wall and grabs-*
TH: BRB with his pipe wrench!JK: He probably had it specially placed by request. Let's hope it serves him while he's free to use it.*JoNo pushes up as Enigma struggles to maintain the Boston crab...*
TH: JoNo's fighting back now. It'll take more work to keep him down with a hold like that.JK: Hold on, Enigma! Hold on!TH: Oh!*BRB bashes Aaron in the back with his pipe wrench. Aaron staggers forward and is flipped onto his face by JoNo, who ducks a blow from BRB and super kicks BRB in the face.*
TH: Fade to Black! Michaels with the Fade to Black to BRB!*JoNo collapses to the cage floor to recover from Aaron's Boston crab as BRB stumbles backwards-*
JK: Oh no! Antihero!*Antihero quickly clasps his hands behind BRB for a full nelson and-*
TH: Lungblower! Lungblower! Brawler is down!JK: How did he do it?*Antihero hooks BRB's leg.*
TH: This could be the first elimination!
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Two!
No!*BRB gets the shoulder up. Antihero stands up and-*
TH: It's Aaron Enigma!*Enigma grabs Antihero, lifts him to his side, and drops him headfirst onto BRB for a Northern Lights Driver.*
TH: Enigma hits the Brilliant Deduction!JK: Dammit just go for the pin.*Enigma looks down at BRB, then grabs the pipe wrench...*
JK: I gotta give him points here. If he's gonna finish BRB, he's gonna do it right.*Enigma brings the pipe wrench down on BRB's face, then drops it to pin BRB...*
TH: BRB's gotta be finished!
One!
Two!
Three!MM: Contestant Boiler Room Brawler has been eliminated!JK: Look at Richlen over there; he's already looking a little relieved.TH: I would be too. If BRB won this match he'd probably stand a better chance of defending against Aaron.JK: The match ain't over yet though. Two to go.TH: Aaron Enigma is the only one on his feet! Who's he going after next?JK: I'd say Antihero. Stamp that bug out!TH: He is! Aaron hooks the leg!*Aaron gets a two count when-*
TH: Michaels with the save!*JoNo kicks Enigma off of Antihero. He mounts Enigma and barrages him with punch after punch.*
TH: Michaels is fighting back!JK: He's two men away from defending the World Heavyweight Championship again and Enigma is clearly the biggest threat.TH: Could he and Antihero be working together?JK: Only out of mutual interest. It ends with Enigma's elimination. Count on it.TH: Another Muay Thai elbow to the champ!*BRB pound his fist against the cage floor, a vicious scowl across his face...
Enigma gets to his feet, as does JoNo. Enigma runs over and grabs the baseball bat...*
TH: What's Michaels going to do?JK: He should fight fire with fire, Hoss.*BRB determinedly leaves the cage as Michaels runs to a cage wall and grabs-*
TH: Michaels grabs the barb wire 2x4!JK: This match is gonna get gruesome.TH: Michaels is ready to draw blood, and Aaron can give out concussions like candy.*Enigma approaches JoNo when-*
TH: Antihero from behind!*Antihero delivers another superkick - this time to Enigma's back. Enigma stumbles towards Michaels, who swings the barb wire 2x4 into Enigma's arm.*
TH: Bah gawd, Jesse! That's flesh being ripped apart!*Aaron grits his teeth and drives the baseball bat into JoNo's midsection.*
JK: He's cut but he's not out.TH: But he still has Antihero to deal with!*Antihero charges for Aaron, who jabs him in the midsection too.*
JK: Aaron can't lose control. He's being ganged up like Brawler was...*Aaron knocks the barbwire 2x4 from JoNo's hands...*
TH: Looks like weapons aren't looking so good when his opponent's have them.*Antihero kicks the bat, knocking it out of Aaron's hands.*
TH: And Antihero agrees.JK: Maybe, but Aaron doesn't need weapons to take out Antihero or Michaels!*Enigma lifts Antihero off his feet-*
TH: Samoan drop from Aaron Enigma! That's cold, hard steel to Antihero's back!JK: And that's cold hard defeat in one!
Two!TH: Michaels breaks the pin!*Michaels kicks Enigma off of Antihero and keeps kicking him as Enigma struggles to stand up.*
TH: Michaels is taking control! He wants to put Enigma in his place!JK: He'd better if we wants to still be champ!*Enigma's back is to the cage wall as JoNo drives his knee into his face.*
JK: Enigma is being beaten and he is already bleeding around the Thunderdome. He's one man against a man and an ant.TH: And it looks like that one man is enough.*JoNo grabs Enigma's bleeding arm, stands him up, and whips him across the cage. Enigma catches himself; stopping against the cage wall and turns around-*
TH: Antihero with the dropkick! Down goes Enigma!JK: Oh no!TH: Antihero hooks the leg!
One!
Two!*Enigma reverses with a small package-*
JK: Yes! Nice reversal!TH: He's got Antihero with the small package!
One!
Two!
JoNo to the rescue!*JoNo stomps on Enigma, saving Antihero. Enigma stands up when-*
TH: Another Fade to Black super kick!*Enigma is planted backfirst into the cage. JoNo approaches Enigma when Antihero, back on his feet-*
TH: Antihero with his own Stinger superkick!JK: Ha ha!*Enigma drops out of the way and Antihero accidentally strikes JoNo in the back of the head.*
TH: An upset! The champ is down! Jonathan Michaels is down! Antihero could pin him right now!JK: Antihero didn't plan on that. Nice going.TH: Enigma's getting up! He's bleeding from the mouth and from the arm, but he's getting up!*Antihero spins around for another superkick, but Enigma ducks and-*
JK: Excellent sitout jawbreaker. A good stunning move while Aaron cleans up.TH: He hooks the champion's leg! One!
Two!*Aaron, scowling, eyes wide, stands up, shaking his head...*
TH: What's he doing?JK: He's seen this movie before, Gorilla. He knows a kick out when he sees it coming...*Aaron picks up JoNo, hoists him off his feet, and-*
TH: A Brilliant Deduction straight to the cage floor!JK: This has to be it!TH: One!
Two!
Three!MM: Contestant Jonathan Michaels has been eliminated!JK: Yes! You know what that means, Gorilla!TH: One way or the other, we will have a new World Heavyweight Champion! tonight!JK: A man or an ant will become the new face of the FAWA.TH: Both are down on the cold, hard steel floor of the Thunderdome! It's either man's match now!JK: No more ganging up. No more alliances. No more excuses. Whoever wins will win the belt.TH: And it can make the difference between Gus Richlen cashing in or not.*Both men get up, both dazed and staggering, but they fight on...*
TH: Aaron Enigma with a body punch to Antihero! Superkick to the Head Detective's midsection!JK: Antihero sure loves them superkicks.TH: It's a steady part of his arsenal to be sure. He very well could be the master of its use.*Aaron whips around-*
TH: Spinning back fist! Antihero ducks and- Angle slam!JK: Aaron's getting sloppy.TH: He covers for the pin. One!
Two!
Enigma kicks out!JK: It's coming down to the wire. They're getting desperate...*Enigma knees Antihero in the midsection. He waistlocks his bent opponent for a gutwrench powerbomb when-*
TH: Hurricanrana reversal! Antihero with the leg!
One!
Two!
Aaron kicks out again.JK: Antihero knows he's on borrowed time at this point. Aaron does too. Hell, Aaron might very well be on his last legs now.TH: The Thunderdome takes a lot out of you.JK: Blood being one of them.*Aaron flips Antihero onto his back for a pin of his own.*
TH: Good reversal!
One!
Two!
He kicked out!JK: Nice try, Enigma. Just keep at it...*Enigma, still holding onto Antihero's legs, turns him over for...*
TH: Enigma with a Boston crab transition!JK: Good thinking. Tap you damn ant, tap!TH: It might take a bit more than a Boston crab to make him do it though.JK: I can't even tell if he's in pain. His inhuman face renders it impossible!TH: I'm pretty sure that's a mask.*Antihero stamps his arms against the mat in pain as he squirms to escape. Aaron adjusts himself to keep the pressure on Antihero.*
JK: Antihero should be so lucky to get this far into the match. He should tap, say uncle, whatever.TH: If you were this close to the World Heavyweight Championship belt being around your waist, would you give up?JK: I wouldn't be caught in a Boston crab, Gorilla.*As Aaron continues the Boston crab, Antihero reaches over for the barb wire 2x4...*
TH: Things are about to turn around now, King.JK: It won't last. He'll be so worn out at the thorax that he'll be too strained to stay on his feet for long.*Antihero thrusts the 2x4 up and behind himself, raking Aaron in the back, who releases him from the pain...*
TH: He's escaped, King! Antihero has escaped Aaron Enigma's signature Boston Crab!JK: It's just a flesh wound, Enigma. Don't let him take control of the match.*Antihero, a dazed look in his eyes, slowly walks over to Enigma, who picks up the baseball bat and thusts it into Antihero's midsection.*
JK: That's the spirit!TH: A good, sharp thrust to Antihero's stretched midsection from an aluminum baseball bat!*Antihero doubles over, clutching his abdomen as Aaron stands over him, waistlocks him and-*
TH: Gutwrench power bomb! Aaron hooks the leg!
One!
Two!
Thr... No!*Aaron is livid and sneers at Antihero...*
JK: What's it gonna take to squash this bug?*Aaron looks over at BRB's pipe wrench...*
JK: Now you're thinking, Head Detective.TH: BRB left his pipe wrench behind! Aaron's gonna smash it into Antihero!*Aaron grabs the pipe wrench and brandishes it for a moment...*
JK: It takes a good amount of strength to properly wield that big, massive, pipe wrench.TH: But only so much when gravity does most of the work.*Aaron stands over Antihero and brings it down on his face.*
TH: That's cold, hard, and heavy pipe wrench and cold, hard, solid steel cage crushing Antihero's skull.JK: He's beyond a rock and a hard place.*Aaron discards the pipe wrench, drops down, and hooks the leg.
One!*
TH: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! DON'T TELL ME AARON ENIGMA IS GOING TO WIN LIKE THIS!*Richlen turns to Coventry:*
Richlen: Go raise the cage! Get over there and raise the cage, now!*Coventry takes off up the ramp for the technicians
Two!*
JK: It's by any means necessary, and Enigma's only doing what's necessary to cement his legacy!*Three!*
*Richlen marches right up to Muffer...*
MM: Here is your winner and the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW FA-Richlen: No, no, no! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! You're not doing that! Have them cut the music! Have them cut the music!*Creed exits the ring and goes over to grab the belt as Coventry gets to the controls and starts lifting the Thunderdome, but Richlen blocks him and shoves the cooler into his arms!*
Richlen: I'M CASHING IN!*Creed sets the cooler down as Enigma starts yelling for the belt to be given to him. Creed starts talking to Muffer, then gets back in the ring as Richlen starts to stalk Enigma and Nurse Harper and Shaelin both grab Singapore canes from under the ring.*
MM: Ladies and gentlemen, "The Predator Knight," Gus Richlen, is officially cashing in his Money In The Bank Or Botch FAWA World Heavyweight Championship contract! Therefore, this match is scheduled for one fall and is for the FAWA World Championship!TH: RICHLEN'S GOING TO DO IT! THE MAN WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE NO NATURAL PREDATORS HAS HIS SIGHTS SET ON AN ALREADY WEAKENED ENIGMA, AND IT MAY BE ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE RICHLEN FINALLY CLAIMS THE MOUNTAIN AS HIS OWN!*Creed calls for the bell and Richlen immediately is on Enigma, pounding away until Creed forces him back to give Enigma time to get up, but Richlen surges forward and covers!
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2!
Enigma kicks out, but Richlen picks him up and Irish whips him and catches him with the Carnosel!*
JK: This isn't fair! First Richlen cheated Enigma out of the Inter-Forum Championship, and now he's trying to steal the FAWA World Championship as well!*1!
2!
Enigma kicks out again, so Richlen starts to pick him up, but Enigma throws him into the ropes! Richlen clearly wasn't expecting that so he pulls himself to his feet quickly, only for Enigma to catch him with a back suplex!
1!
Richlen easily kicks out, but Enigma tries to keep him down with Muay Thai knee strikes until Creed is forced to pull him away as well. Richlen gets to his feet and gets drilled with a running knee strike!
1!
Richlen kicks out again, but Enigma, blood in his eyes and realizing he needs to hit something huge NOW, starts stalking Richlen as he gets to his feet, but when the new champ goes for a discus lariat, Richlen ducks, catches the arms, flips him, MEWTWO DRIVER!
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2!
ENIGMA KICKS OUT!!!
Richlen is in absolute shock by this, and so is Shaelin, who had dropped her cane and was going to rush the ring to celebrate. Instead, she has to stay back.
Nevertheless, Richlen now has a wild look in his eyes as he starts yelling for Enigma to get up!*
TH: For a moment, I thought Richlen had the match won, but maybe he has one more ace up his sleeve!JK: Enigma needs to either crawl out of the ring and get counted out or get himself disqualified! That sadly seems to be his only hope now!*Enigma finally gets to his feet, and Richlen wastes no time in hooking the arms again and flipping him AND HITS A JUMPING MEWTWO DRIVER (shades of Undertaker's jumping Tombstone at WM26)!!!!
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TH: IT'S OVER!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!JK: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!MM: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FAWA WORLD CHAMPION, "THE PREDATOR KNIGHT" GUS RICHLEN!!!!*Shaelin gets in the ring ahead of MWC and Nurse Haprer, jumping into Richlen's arms in celebration as Creed finally gets to bring the belt back in the ring. He and Harper have to reach past Shaelin to give Richlen his THREE belts!*
TH: RICHLEN DID IT!!!! RICHLEN DID IT!!!! NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION, WE HAVE OUR FIRST EVER TRIPLE CHAMPION!!!! AARON ENIGMA WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CALL HIMSELF THAT, BUT GUS RICHLEN CAN!!!!JK: Remember when I said that Richlen defeating Seth Drakin was the worst moment in this company's history? I TAKE THAT BACK! THIS IS EVEN WORSE!!!!*Richlen gets his half of the tag titles around his waist after Shaelin finally gets off of him, then climbs to the top turnbuckle holding both the Inter-Forum and FAWA World Championships in the air as pyro goes off on the stage.*
TH: HISTORY WAS INDEED MADE TONIGHT, BUT NOT BY AARON ENIGMA OR ANYONE ELSE! GUS RICHLEN HAS DONE THE UNBELIEVABLE AND IS THE FIRST-EVER TRIPLE CHAMPION IN FAWA HISTORY!!!!*As Wrestlecrapocalypse ends, a seething Enigma crawls back up the ramp as Richlen and Shaelin stay in the middle of the ring, kissing as MWC and Nurse Harper look on and as every fan in attendance remains standing and cheering....*