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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2012 19:44:15 GMT -5
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2012 0:21:43 GMT -5
I AM THE BEST THERE IS, THE BEST THERE WAS, THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE!!!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 14, 2012 9:27:37 GMT -5
I'M BIZARRE!
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 14, 2012 9:53:10 GMT -5
LITA IS JERKING EDGE OFF.........THE LADDER!!!!!!!!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 14, 2012 10:30:52 GMT -5
YES SIR WE PROMISED YOU A GREAT MATCH!!! IF YA SMELLLL........................YOU'RE FIRED! GIMME A HELL YEAH!!!!
THE CHAMP....IS HERE!!!!
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 14, 2012 10:53:47 GMT -5
YOU'RE FIRED!
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Post by stevieboy on Dec 14, 2012 11:08:58 GMT -5
I can't believe we've gone 8 pages without...
I have no idea how you spell that.
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Dec 14, 2012 11:20:15 GMT -5
I AM A REAL AMERICAN.....
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 14, 2012 11:33:01 GMT -5
SUCK IT!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2012 15:11:45 GMT -5
I've got two words for you, MATT FREAKIN' HARDY!
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 14, 2012 16:15:15 GMT -5
YEP.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Dec 14, 2012 16:18:41 GMT -5
f***-a da Hulk Hogan
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Post by deadstock on Dec 14, 2012 16:32:44 GMT -5
{Spoiler}John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.
You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! (Punk waves to the camera)
I am the best wrestler in the world.
I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.
(Punk looks at the camera and waves)
Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. We do this whole (anti) bully campaign
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Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Dec 14, 2012 17:38:39 GMT -5
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 14, 2012 17:55:24 GMT -5
I can't believe we've gone 8 pages without... I have no idea how you spell that. ALAYLAYAHLAYLAYAHLAYLAYAHHHHHHH
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Dec 15, 2012 2:37:47 GMT -5
HE GOT A BICYCLE!!!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Dec 15, 2012 3:32:34 GMT -5
BIG JOHNNY, MY MUFFLER FELL OUT!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2012 3:48:00 GMT -5
space 22!
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VersionOne
Team Rocket
Like a phoenix, Southpaw Shall Rise!
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Post by VersionOne on Dec 15, 2012 4:40:16 GMT -5
I HATE YOU BATISTAAA!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2012 7:02:09 GMT -5
I'M FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT!
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